[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I'm An Independant Business Owner!

It goes as far as 6th grade? or is that just for the "special" students?

I'm afraid this sarcastic humor merely reflects how uninformed and uneducated its writers are.

Freehold has an excellent school system and Freehold is home to the Landover Baptist University which offers graduate and post graduate degrees.

Please do a little reseach before posting such garbage.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I'm An Independant Business Owner!

"special"

concentrated products are essential on a boat

[HTannor]

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Does "Freehold" offer education beyond the 6th grade?

I'll have you know that three of the best years in my life were spent in the sixth grade.

[Jo Freddie]

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Does "Freehold" offer education beyond the 6th grade?

It goes as far as 6th grade? or is that just for the "special" students?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I don't see many jackrabbits here in Freehold, but will keep the 12 gauge with me to make sure I nail the next one I see.

In Christ!

I thought he wanted a stuffed jackrabbit, not a jackrabbit smoothie . . .

[James Dewitt]

Re: I'm An Independant Business Owner!

This entire thread is foolishness. No wonder you Christians are so jealous of Jews that know how to accumulate and retain money.

Do you think I built my enormous wealth with Amway, selling soap? It's a Ponzi scheme for schmucks and degenerates that think they can get rich quick without any real effort.

Does "Freehold" offer education beyond the 6th grade?

Shalom

Granted Brother Porter has just started out in business, but he has taken the first of many steps. It is not a scheme nor a get rich quick gimmick.
Mr. Porter has the full backing of the Dewitt Corp.

The residents of Freehold are all highly educated people.
As to business prowess I started my empire selling hot dogs out of a cart in NY. Care to compare your portfolio with mine? Before you answer you might want to ask a few other members about me.

[David Rothstein]

Re: I'm An Independant Business Owner!

This entire thread is foolishness. No wonder you Christians are so jealous of Jews that know how to accumulate and retain money.

Do you think I built my enormous wealth with Amway, selling soap? It's a Ponzi scheme for schmucks and degenerates that think they can get rich quick without any real effort.

Does "Freehold" offer education beyond the 6th grade?

Shalom

[HTannor]

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My apologies, Brother Tannor!

During the move from Paluxy, TX to Freehold, I completely forgot about the jackrabbit at the taxidermist. I called and it was donated long ago to the Texas Bingo League as a prize since no one had claimed it.

I don't see many jackrabbits here in Freehold, but will keep the 12 gauge with me to make sure I nail the next one I see.

In Christ!

Your thoughts are touching, Brother Porter, I will rest earsier this evening.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I weep myself to sleep, Brother.

Brother Tannor,
Picture your treasured animal standing in the middle of your dinner table, arms extended skyward with a serving platter resting across his little hands! I think I told you that my hobby as of late has been taxidermy and I could make that happen for you if you would like it. I found the antlers handy for hanging the carving set from. I tell you it certainly brightens up anybody's Thanksgiving table.
You know the Dewitts have been nothing but nice to me, I could do a similar one with a raccoon I recently acquired.I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise but I have been toying with LCD's for eyes!

[Brother Harold Porter]

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As I sit in my living room in my single-wide looking at the stuffed armadillo you brought me (instead of the stuffed jackrabbit I really wanted) I've had time to reflect on what you consider to be a "catastrophe" and have arrived at a conclusion that I can only say is a "mea culpa."

Either of the Dingle sisters, Dolly or Dotty, would have been a better choice to send with you. They would have been much more focused on "mission requirements" and made sure I would have gotten my jackrabbit.

My apologies, Brother Tannor!

During the move from Paluxy, TX to Freehold, I completely forgot about the jackrabbit at the taxidermist. I called and it was donated long ago to the Texas Bingo League as a prize since no one had claimed it.

I don't see many jackrabbits here in Freehold, but will keep the 12 gauge with me to make sure I nail the next one I see.

In Christ!

[HTannor]

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Ahh the Dingle sisters. Their berries are second to non Brother

I weep myself to sleep, Brother.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Perhaps when you are married and have a True Christian™ man to guide your decisions. I am anxious to expand my downline and tempted to offer you the opportunity for the standard $350. This is a full sample kit of our products (including "feminine" products) and your official IBO certificate.

But after a nearly catastrophic experience with one of Brother Tannor's "friends", the opportunity is no longer available to single women.

In Christ!

Brother in Christ,

So many suckers opportunities to take advantage of in our Godly Free Market Society® it is truly an inspiration.

Your willingness to exploit help a Christian young lady further herself until she finds a True Christian™ husband makes Jesus smile.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Either of the Dingle sisters, Dolly or Dotty, would have been a better choice to send with you. They would have been much more focused on "mission requirements" and made sure I would have gotten my jackrabbit.

Ahh the Dingle sisters. Their berries are second to non Brother

[HTannor]

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But after a nearly catastrophic experience with one of Brother Tannor's "friends", the opportunity is no longer available to single women.

In Christ!

As I sit in my living room in my single-wide looking at the stuffed armadillo you brought me (instead of the stuffed jackrabbit I really wanted) I've had time to reflect on what you consider to be a "catastrophe" and have arrived at a conclusion that I can only say is a "mea culpa."

Either of the Dingle sisters, Dolly or Dotty, would have been a better choice to send with you. They would have been much more focused on "mission requirements" and made sure I would have gotten my jackrabbit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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But after a nearly catastrophic experience with one of Brother Tannor's "friends", the opportunity is no longer available to single women.

In Christ!

Speaking of catastrophic experiences, perhaps you've heard that Helen had a wonderful interview with Mrs. Dewitt, and will be moving to Freehold to become her personal assistant!

She says she's still very eager to meet the independent businessman who made her lose her home and go bankrupt helped her make this life change.