[Lisa H]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

The woman must be a nigra witch that lured a white man for his seed.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

That is banned in Freehold too. No swords, numchucks, switchblades, butterfly knives, throwing stars or anything like that, but a .45 on your hip or an assault rifle slung over your shoulder is perfectly legal.

This in a country that was founded by those seeking to escape religious persecution, that is disgraceful, understandable here as the British were the ones doing the persecuting, so much for the land of the free.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

Even worse when in full religious Dress as written in the Scriptures we are not permitted to carry an actual Cutlass

That is banned in Freehold too. No swords, numchucks, switchblades, butterfly knives, throwing stars or anything like that, but a .45 on your hip or an assault rifle slung over your shoulder is perfectly legal.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

You mean you can't have them in a gun rack and a side arm in open carry or get a concealed carry weapon permit from your local corner market that sells lotto tickets and liquor?

Fascists!!

Even worse when in full religious Dress as written in the Scriptures we are not permitted to carry an actual Cutlass

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

You mean you can't have them in a gun rack and a side arm in open carry or get a concealed carry weapon permit from your local corner market that sells lotto tickets and liquor?

Fascists!!

I'm not going to lie, it is practically a fascist nanny state where every action you do is dictated to you by power hungry money-grabbing politicians. Boy do I wish I was born American and able to be Republican, this place is a hellhole .

[Levi Jones]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

That was a very detailed defensive response, Mmmm do you know what a Frenchman looks like? Clue, not short and covered in hair (some are hairy yes, but not completely covered in hair)
The Police may take issue with that.

You mean you can't have them in a gun rack and a side arm in open carry or get a concealed carry weapon permit from your local corner market that sells lotto tickets and liquor?

Fascists!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

I live in Northumbria, and do not have any kind of fixation with monkeys, and even if rumours may have been passed nobody can prove anything anyway so it doesn't matter.

I have visited Hartlepool once or twice a month for the last 2 years because I have family living there, not because of the famous monkey story or because I am obsessed with them in any way, shape or form.

That was a very detailed defensive response, Mmmm do you know what a Frenchman looks like? Clue, not short and covered in hair (some are hairy yes, but not completely covered in hair)

Also I haven't broken any laws - I store my guns safely, like they want you to do. Do you really think every person who owns a gun has a special "gun cabinet"? The law is basically just saying "keep them in a safe place" Of which I am doing, I have never lost 1 firearm.

The Police may take issue with that.

The Firearms Acts are not specific regarding security except to state that the weapons must be kept safe and secure at all times so as to prevent unauthorised access, as far as is reasonably practical.

However, before granting you a certificate, the Chief Officer of police needs to be satisfied that you can store them safely. Therefore, the issuer of the certificate must set the standards to be met, within the limitations of the Acts.

Home Office guidance states that all firearms and shotguns should be kept in bona-fide gun cabinets. That is, cabinets which are purpose built for the keeping of firearms and shotguns. Under most circumstances, it is preferable that firearms should be secured within the occupied structure of the dwelling. Separate, detached buildings, garages and outhouses should not be used unless the levels of security warrant it.

The cabinet should be rawl-bolted to a solid brick wall and sited out of view from people both inside and outside the building. Securing to suitable building walls within built in furnishings, that is wardrobers, cupboards, lockers etc can prove effective. Lofts and cellars are also an option.

Section 1 ammunition should be stored separately and securely from Section 1 firearms.

Five lever mortice dead locks should be fitted to the final exit doors and security devices on all ground floor windows and french/patio windows.

[John Creeser]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

Hmmm, not hikack my own thread BUT.

I spent the afternoon researching this stupid pirates "religion". Really nice you atheist heathen. A religion set up to mock good God fearing moral folk like ourselves. Even a Facebook page dedicated to this twisted FSM with an overwhelming number (140,000 plus) of the hellbound.

NOT only that!! But a member of this "group" called Fundie McChristian (is that not a burger the ladies serve up in the Godly kitchens of Landover?) has a group called "Fundies say the darndest things", where they do nothing but mock US and GOD!!!

Brothers and Sisters we'll have to donate our Home Depot cards to Satan as he's going to need to do some serious renovations to make room.

Now you've done it Jo Freddy!! I'm so worked up I'm going to have to go contact Brother Dirk before I smash the rest of my stryofoam nuns!!!!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

Mmm skipping over your racist tirade, you do seem to have a fixation with monkeys, is it really Northumbria you live or are you a little further South in Cleveland?

I live in Northumbria, and do not have any kind of fixation with monkeys, and even if rumours may have been passed nobody can prove anything anyway so it doesn't matter.

I have visited Hartlepool once or twice a month for the last 2 years because I have family living there, not because of the famous monkey story or because I am obsessed with them in any way, shape or form.

Also I haven't broken any laws - I store my guns safely, like they want you to do. Do you really think every person who owns a gun has a special "gun cabinet"? The law is basically just saying "keep them in a safe place" Of which I am doing, I have never lost 1 firearm.

Anyway I'm not too concerned with that kind of technical gun safety mumbo-jumbo, my child has only picked up and fired my windowsill shotgun once and that didn't hurt anyone (except her, she fractured her shoulder from the kickback, stupid girl); and not once has anything happened with the rifle in my pickup.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

I have a loaded shotgun ready under my windowsill,

Make sure it's the kitchen windowsill. That's where the nigras like to sneak up and steal fresh pies while they're cooling in the breeze.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

What part of Romans 13 says I cannot transport a firearm?

I am glad you have started quoting from a real source rather than a tomato based one!

I am quoting from your book of fairy tales as it is what you claim to live by.

Romans 13 (KJV Collected Fairy Tales)

1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

The powers that be say that you must keep your guns locked away, not keep them under the window or in your truck.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

Look here: Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

What part of Romans 13 says I cannot transport a firearm?

I am glad you have started quoting from a real source rather than a tomato based one!

Did you read these lines closely?

Romans 13 (The Holy Word of God)
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

That's you, pasta boy.


Also, I am not racist at all - I just care about defending my family from the violent darkies.
Genesis 9:6
6Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
^ Thank you, God!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

What so just because 1 man was possessed by demons and ran around wiping some sinners off the face of the earth I shouldn't be allowed to keep guns in my truck to shoot pigeons? Tell me Freddie, what planet are you on?

as I said, transport yes, keep no.
Let us see what your collected fairy tales says

Romans 13 (KJV Collected fary tales)

1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

Nigras need to be controlled, end of, and if they start running out of control then measures may need to be taken. Hmm, for example, if a monkey started running WILD at a zoo, stealing the visitors Ice Creams and personal belongings like phones and television sets would you stop the keeper with the tranquiliser gun and say, "wait a minute, Chris the trained gunman, let me get out my RULEBOOK because I don't think that firearm has been stored according to regulations". No, you wouldn't, you'd say "SHOOT THAT FRICKIN NIGRA MONKEY NOW!!"

Mmm skipping over your racist tirade, you do seem to have a fixation with monkeys, is it really Northumbria you live or are you a little further South in Cleveland?

In short, I am not breaking any law of God's or in the wrong at all, I am being practical.

See Romans 13 above.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

Transporting them is fine, it is your storage arrangements that seem a little short of the mark.

And considering recent the tragic events in Northumbria I don't think these people we see it your way:

Firearms and Explosives Licensing Department
Force Information and Intelligence
Northumbria Police Headquarters

What so just because 1 man was possessed by demons and ran around wiping some sinners off the face of the earth I shouldn't be allowed to keep guns in my truck to shoot pigeons? Tell me Freddie, what planet are you on?

Nigras need to be controlled, end of, and if they start running out of control then measures may need to be taken. Hmm, for example, if a monkey started running WILD at a zoo, stealing the visitors Ice Creams and personal belongings like phones and television sets would you stop the keeper with the tranquiliser gun and say, "wait a minute, Chris the trained gunman, let me get out my RULEBOOK because I don't think that firearm has been stored according to regulations". No, you wouldn't, you'd say "SHOOT THAT FRICKIN NIGRA MONKEY NOW!!"

In short, I am not breaking any law of God's or in the wrong at all, I am being practical.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

Transporting them is fine, it is your storage arrangements that seem a little short of the mark.

And considering recent the tragic events in Northumbria I don't think these people we see it your way:

Firearms and Explosives Licensing Department
Force Information and Intelligence
Northumbria Police Headquarters

For someone who claims that other peoples lives are none of his business (isn't that one of your 8 "ought not to") you sure spend a lot of time sticking your nose where it isn't welcome.