[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like to nominate the industrious Brother Rubicon.

He is working tirelessly to promote The Business, bringing economic development to Brother Nobar's neighborhood in Freehold!

(What's it called again? Jenkem Flats? Something like that.)

Just look at all the economic growth he's spurred already! Clothes, watches, cars, all sorts of things he's spent money on! And the people he bought those fancy items from? Why, they shop at the very grocery stores where Nobar's neighbors work, keeping them employed and able to pay their rent and tithe. Spending makes the economy go 'round, folks!

Brother Rubicon is also spreading his Business far and wide, and will be bringing Widow Helen with him to the next Business Seminar. He has already shared the Plan with her via Skype!

Soon, his Christian Business will be the talk of my little town . . . and Brother Rubicon will be making massive donations to Landover Baptist Church, sure to rival those of Brother James Dewitt!

I'm sorry about all the exclamation points. I'm just so excited about Brother Rubicon and his Business! !!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Yet your picture is next to the word "confusion" in the encyclopedia .

What near yours next to confused?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I have no confusion about ...

Yet your picture is next to the word "confusion" in the encyclopedia .

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

On the plus side, there's less mess when eating pie.

I guess my point was about the gender confusion apparent amongst many of the visitors. Just this morning, I was sure I saw a pirate carrying some recipes into Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack...

Ponderance of thy Balls(The Official Pastafarian Prayerbook)

For we shall praise thee in all our Might Oh Great Lord/Lordette that your sexless form shall provide inspiration and equality to Pastafarians across the land. For subordination of women and separation of roles is an abomination in your eye stalks.

I have no confusion about my gender or my sexuality, something that some in this place may shout loudly but the voice inside them is not so sure.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Felicity should be safe "it" only likes men with beards. I shaved mine off this morning...

On the plus side, there's less mess when eating pie.

I guess my point was about the gender confusion apparent amongst many of the visitors. Just this morning, I was sure I saw a pirate carrying some recipes into Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack...

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Now it thinks Felicity has a tallywhacker!?!?!

Felicity should be safe "it" only likes men with beards. I shaved mine off this morning and Phebe is not happy with me. Thanks "it"!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Felicity...

Now it thinks Felicity has a tallywhacker!?!?!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Felicity because she's got more Spirit and good will than the lot of you guys.

God bless you "guys"!

sas

Hey nimrod she is a female, take note of the title
" Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year"
Some people just can't grasp english.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Felicity because she's got more Spirit and good will than the lot of you guys.

God bless you "guys"!

sas

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Jo Freddie, you bought it for $5.00 on the interweb.

No cash was involved.

The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, unlike to other quasi religious organisations round here does not need to milk people for cash.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):

1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I belong to a religion that is more in touch with reality and knows more about the true nature of God than yours will ever do my friend. As for the title Reverend it was bestowed upon me by my Parish it was not a title that I took upon me myself, in fact it took some persuasion on their part before I accepted it.

Jo Freddie, you bought it for $5.00 on the interweb.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

If said janitor was a True Christian, yes.

It was the remark about you being a Reverend, Jo Freddie you don't even belong to a real Religion.

I belong to a religion that is more in touch with reality and knows more about the true nature of God than yours will ever do my friend. As for the title Reverend it was bestowed upon me by my Parish it was not a title that I took upon me myself, in fact it took some persuasion on their part before I accepted it.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

If said janitor was a True Christian, yes.

It was the remark about you being a Reverend, Jo Freddie you don't even belong to a real Religion.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Fixed

Jimmy boy you must have me confused with Hong Kong Phooey.

And would not, assuming he was a true Christian and lived in freehold, a janitor be eligible?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

You missed out that I also carry the title of janitor.

Fixed