[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Thank you Brother Jed. I will gladly accept your nomination. What a great honor it would be if I became Freehold's Man of the Year! I am overcome with emotion just to be nominated.

And do not worry Brother, this will in no way interfere with the treatments for your fainting spells and your unexplained blackouts. I will not rest until I get to the bottom of the situation. With my constant prayers and hands on ministering, I can promise you that we will reach a satisfying conclusion to your situation. Do not forget to take your pills before our session tonight, especially the muscle relaxers.

Have you considered videoing the sessions? You could then play them back over and over again, it may help you gain some insight into the condition that you miss at the time.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I submit my nomination for Professor Stephen Bessemer, who has selflessly shown my family and myself unprecedented kindness and generosity as we have begun our lives anew in Freehold. In addition to letting us live on his vast estate and providing me with employment at his research laboratory, he and I have spent many a long night in fellowship and mutual exhortation, both overflowing with the Holy Spirit.

Additionally, Professor Stephen has been helping me to find a cure for my frequent memory blackouts which regularly occur when the fellowshipping grows in intensity, when we get a new patient for Ex-Gay© therapy, or often when I make a trip into Des Moines.

Thank you Brother Jed. I will gladly accept your nomination. What a great honor it would be if I became Freehold's Man of the Year! I am overcome with emotion just to be nominated.

And do not worry Brother, this will in no way interfere with the treatments for your fainting spells and your unexplained blackouts. I will not rest until I get to the bottom of the situation. With my constant prayers and hands on ministering, I can promise you that we will reach a satisfying conclusion to your situation. Do not forget to take your pills before our session tonight, especially the muscle relaxers.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Is he still considered living in Freehold?

Or a menstra shed in Canada

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Pastor Deacon Fred. After all, he's not a pastor anymore.

Is he still considered living in Freehold?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

THANK YOU, Praise the LORD!!!

I will Mow as I Run, for I have Run BEFORE!!! Across Our Land, from California to the Middle of Nowhere! And BACK! And then BACK AGAIN, and then to FREEHOLD!

FREEHOLD!

Where I don't have to Move Along, but I do not Loiter, NO!!! I Keep to Myself, I keep it Under My Hat. I sleep Under my Platform of Free Wood.

I am a Multiplier, I don't DIVIDE! The Numbers cannot LIE, NO!! They are HOLY!

HOLY NUMBERS!!!

Chip is with me, in My HEART! I am the Second Witness! I have a Truck, it is a FORD!

Umm Sledge old pal, you aren't running for office. Its a honorary title

[Jedediah]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I submit my nomination for Professor Stephen Bessemer, who has selflessly shown my family and myself unprecedented kindness and generosity as we have begun our lives anew in Freehold. In addition to letting us live on his vast estate and providing me with employment at his research laboratory, he and I have spent many a long night in fellowship and mutual exhortation, both overflowing with the Holy Spirit.

Additionally, Professor Stephen has been helping me to find a cure for my frequent memory blackouts which regularly occur when the fellowshipping grows in intensity, when we get a new patient for Ex-Gay© therapy, or often when I make a trip into Des Moines.

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

THANK YOU, Praise the LORD!!!

I will Mow as I Run, for I have Run BEFORE!!! Across Our Land, from California to the Middle of Nowhere! And BACK! And then BACK AGAIN, and then to FREEHOLD!

FREEHOLD!

Where I don't have to Move Along, but I do not Loiter, NO!!! I Keep to Myself, I keep it Under My Hat. I sleep Under my Platform of Free Wood.

I am a Multiplier, I don't DIVIDE! The Numbers cannot LIE, NO!! They are HOLY!

HOLY NUMBERS!!!

Chip is with me, in My HEART! I am the Second Witness! I have a Truck, it is a FORD!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Pastor Deacon Fred. After all, he's not a pastor anymore.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

A question for the last 3 posters, have you noticed how much SAFER the town of Freehold has become since this man of the year contest has been announced? I will not mention any names but I have noted several threads about civic safety started by just one of the officers in the Police force. I would imagine that anyone being a public nuisance could expect 30 days anyway (work release arranged of course). Best of luck with your issues gentlemen.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I PM'ed JJ Hold, he said to put him up if it makes it easier on you guys. You don't think he can.............. nah can't happen.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Will someone please tell Sledge Riprock that his nomination has been accepted? He has been sending personal messages and emails every fifteen minutes since 5:00AM this morning asking for my endorsement. It does not seem to matter to him that I am not the least bit involved with city government and have no say in this particular contest. He will not take "Will you just leave me in peace!" for an answer.

Am I the only one he is pestering about this?

Hey prof, quit your whining! He came to my ding-danged HOUSE, at exactly 6:22AM! Know how I know what time it was? When he started honking the horn of that piece of crap truck of his, I knocked my alarm clock of the nightstand and it broke!

He looked like he'd been wearing that flag shirt of his for about a month and he smelled like a dog turd dipped in ammonia!

Just for the record, I second his nomination or whatever. Just let him "run" for Man of the Year or whatever so he'll leave us all alone and get back to mowing our lawns for next to nothing!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Will someone please tell Sledge Riprock that his nomination has been accepted? He has been sending personal messages and emails to me every fifteen minutes since 5:00AM this morning asking for my endorsement. It does not seem to matter to him that I am not the least bit involved with city government and have no say in this particular contest. He will not take "Will you just leave me in peace!" for an answer.

Am I the only one he is pestering about this?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

These have been good nominations so far, they really have. But I am thinking that if you're going to nominate somebody to be Freehold's Man of the Year, the award should go to somebody who not only keeps the community organized, but also safe and well protected even on weekends.

A real man's man, you know. Somebody who is not only a servant of the public, but also a leader of the public.

Just out of curiosity, I was wondering, is there any restriction on nominating a police officer? I was just wondering.

I am sure that a police officer can be nominated, is there someone on the force that meets the requirements that you spoke of?


wait a minute, Ofc Don you meet those requirement's don't you. Imagine that.
Hey I have an Idea, I know I put up good old Cranky, but the rules do not say that I can not nominate two people.

I nominate Ofc Don, Freeholds finest.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

These have been good nominations so far, they really have. But I am thinking that if you're going to nominate somebody to be Freehold's Man of the Year, the award should go to somebody who not only keeps the community organized, but also safe and well protected even on weekends.

A real man's man, you know. Somebody who is not only a servant of the public, but also a leader of the public.

Just out of curiosity, I was wondering, is there any restriction on nominating a police officer? I was just wondering.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

With his kind permission, I am nominating perhaps the greatest man I know - Mr. Joseph Whitford Sr. A shining example of God's love, he was cured of choosing the sodomite deathstyle and now volunteers his time with young homers to show them the errors of their ways and that there IS a path out of the darkness they've decided to immerse themselves in.
An entrepreneur, Mr. Whitford started with one beauty salon and built it into a vast empire that includes such diverse holdings as salons, barber shops, chastity belt stores, my former company - Born Again Baby Dolls, mercenary security companies, and so much more.
He is a Platinum Tither in church, and donates hundreds of thousands of dollars every year to the Republican Party and various GOP candidates.
Despite all of this, he still finds time to visit Des Moines regularly and do a little street corner preaching.