[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like for the judges to re-evaluate Pastor Zeke, on these grounds.

1. He said that I, self_aware_sinner, had no chance of being nominated or winning, which hints at retardation, since I do not live in Freehold and so cannot become Freehold man of the year, under any circumstances whatsoever.

2. Zeke has just called another forum member scum, which is not a Christian way of looking at anyone, least of all someone who, despite his rep, has contributed much good to this forum. A man who despises another man's righteousness is not a man, and so therefore Pastor Zeke disqualifies himself.

3. Given that all the votes are not in yet, to my knowledge, him knowing that he has won, as is hinted at here, suggests that he has cheated or rigger the election, which automatically disqualifies him for Man of the year.

4. Last, fact is, in all that has happened on these pages, the only thing he saw in it was that someone was rendered out of his shallow race for the title of Man of the Year, and that kind of attitude is not manly, nor does it speak well of his dedication to his vocation.

On this grounds, I call that Paster Zeke be automatically disqualified and put under a more strict spiritual regimen, so as to better serve his position in the community of which he is a part.

Regards,

sas

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Wow what do you want me to say, I will say this, when people use that kind of analogy, at least this for me, it is not to trivialize the suffering or magnitude of WWII but to take certain aspects and compare, in spirit, to what has been going on, on a much smaller scale here. That was implied in what I wrote, I think.

I don't follow you but each to his own. Man just never mind

sas

That may be a valid point if we were dealing with something more serious then the actions of Rev. Jimmy, but to play the WWII/Nazi card on such a minor issue as and internet forum for religious fruitcakes (some of which come complete with marzipan, icing and plastic reindeer) IS to "trivialize the suffering or magnitude of WWII"

Let us look at your problems with Rev Jimmy

1. He changed you name - childish but not an attack on free speech in the same was a burning books was.
2. He gave a suspect presents to a your woman - again hardly comparable to the actions of the Nazis.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like for the judges to re-evaluate Pastor Zeke, on these grounds.

1. He said that I, self_aware_sinner, had no chance of being nominated or winning, which hints at retardation, since I do not live in Freehold and so cannot become Freehold man of the year, under any circumstances whatsoever.

2. Zeke has just called another forum member scum, which is not a Christian way of looking at anyone, least of all someone who, despite his rep, has contributed much good to this forum. A man who despises another man's righteousness is not a man, and so therefore Pastor Zeke disqualifies himself.

3. Given that all the votes are not in yet, to my knowledge, him knowing that he has won, as is hinted at here, suggests that he has cheated or rigger the election, which automatically disqualifies him for Man of the year.

4. Last, fact is, in all that has happened on these pages, the only thing he saw in it was that someone was rendered out of his shallow race for the title of Man of the Year, and that kind of attitude is not manly, nor does it speak well of his dedication to his vocation.

On this grounds, I call that Paster Zeke be automatically disqualified and put under a more strict spiritual regimen, so as to better serve his position in the community of which he is a part.

Regards,

sas

Based one your statement number 1., you must be the King of Retards!
Pastors can't be nominated (even if they want to), and still you had to give 4 reasons.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Based one your statement number 1., you must be the King of Retards!
Pastors can't be nominated (even if they want to), and still you had to give 4 reasons.

No, on that basis Zekie Boy must be the King of retards as he thinks he has already won.

[HTannor]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like for the judges to re-evaluate Pastor Zeke, on these grounds.

1. He said that I, self_aware_sinner, had no chance of being nominated or winning, which hints at retardation, since I do not live in Freehold and so cannot become Freehold man of the year, under any circumstances whatsoever.

2. Zeke has just called another forum member scum, which is not a Christian way of looking at anyone, least of all someone who, despite his rep, has contributed much good to this forum. A man who despises another man's righteousness is not a man, and so therefore Pastor Zeke disqualifies himself.

3. Given that all the votes are not in yet, to my knowledge, him knowing that he has won, as is hinted at here, suggests that he has cheated or rigger the election, which automatically disqualifies him for Man of the year.

4. Last, fact is, in all that has happened on these pages, the only thing he saw in it was that someone was rendered out of his shallow race for the title of Man of the Year, and that kind of attitude is not manly, nor does it speak well of his dedication to his vocation.

On this grounds, I call that Paster Zeke be automatically disqualified and put under a more strict spiritual regimen, so as to better serve his position in the community of which he is a part.

Regards,

sas

Doesn't this prevert ever shut up?

[Sister Christina]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

No, on that basis Zekie Boy must be the King of retards as I thinks he has already won.

Of course he has already won. All the Ministers are 'Men of the Year', hence they can't be nominated.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like for the judges to re-evaluate Pastor Zeke, on these grounds.

1. He said that I, self_aware_sinner, had no chance of being nominated or winning, which hints at retardation, since I do not live in Freehold and so cannot become Freehold man of the year, under any circumstances whatsoever.

I knew you secularists had pretty twisted logic, but claiming that Pastor Zeke being right about something makes him retarded is backwards even for you.

2. Zeke has just called another forum member scum, which is not a Christian way of looking at anyone, least of all someone who, despite his rep, has contributed much good to this forum. A man who despises another man's righteousness is not a man, and so therefore Pastor Zeke disqualifies himself.

Yes, but you are unrighteous and have contributed nothing good to this forum, so it's another non-starter.

3. Given that all the votes are not in yet, to my knowledge, him knowing that he has won, as is hinted at here, suggests that he has cheated or rigger the election, which automatically disqualifies him for Man of the year.

There could be any number of other explanations. Occam's Razor says that Jesus probably just granted him a blessed vision of him winning the award.

4. Last, fact is, in all that has happened on these pages, the only thing he saw in it was that someone was rendered out of his shallow race for the title of Man of the Year, and that kind of attitude is not manly, nor does it speak well of his dedication to his vocation.

I disagree. Wanting to win is extremely manly. If his only contribution to this thread had been to post about nail varnish and flower arranging, I'd be able to see your point.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Maybe he is referring to him getting married to BibleThumpinBlonde?? That would make sense. Btw congratz on landing such a catch, I can only assume you already know she has a more or less grown son, anyway each to his own. I wouldn't like it but to some it could be cool I guess. Or, not really. Gotta be honest about things.

Anyway, best wishes,

sas

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Maybe he is referring to him getting married to BibleThumpinBlonde??

Being engaged is one thing but as for Zekie Boy actually marring BTB, don't expect to see the wedding pictures anytime soon. It has already been seven years.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like for the judges to re-evaluate Pastor Zeke, on these grounds.

1. He said that I, self_aware_sinner, had no chance of being nominated or winning, which hints at retardation, since I do not live in Freehold and so cannot become Freehold man of the year, under any circumstances whatsoever.

You're not a True Christian(TM) and you don't live in Freehold, so no you're not eligible. If it hints at anyone's retardation, it would be your own.

2. Zeke has just called another forum member scum, which is not a Christian way of looking at anyone, least of all someone who, despite his rep, has contributed much good to this forum. A man who despises another man's righteousness is not a man, and so therefore Pastor Zeke disqualifies himself.

Did he call a forum member scum? Or a piece of unsaved trash scum?

3. Given that all the votes are not in yet, to my knowledge, him knowing that he has won, as is hinted at here, suggests that he has cheated or rigger the election, which automatically disqualifies him for Man of the year.

He has inside information on pretty much everything that happens in Freehold, nobody who lives here is upset about that. Hey, I had to get permission from him to move here.

4. Last, fact is, in all that has happened on these pages, the only thing he saw in it was that someone was rendered out of his shallow race for the title of Man of the Year, and that kind of attitude is not manly, nor does it speak well of his dedication to his vocation.

Sour grapes?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Maybe he is referring to him getting married to BibleThumpinBlonde?? That would make sense. Btw congratz on landing such a catch, I can only assume you already know she has a more or less grown son, anyway each to his own. I wouldn't like it but to some it could be cool I guess. Or, not really. Gotta be honest about things.

Anyway, best wishes,

sas

So it would be bad if he married a young woman, it's bad that he's marrying someone who has a child already, just who exactly is he supposed to marry?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Since I am a True Atheist™ I beat all of you and automatically become Man of the Year in Freehold. Now bring me some slow-roasted fourteen-month-olds so I can celebrate my win in true Atheist style.

FTFY.

In order to win you must be a RESIDENT of Freehold. Miss that part, didja?

New rule, because Christ requires us to be meek and humble, those that nominate themselves from now on - and also a little retroactively - are automatically disqualified. Let's see some true gentlemanly behaviour in here what say you?

So, you first nominate yourself, then suggest that you be disqualified and that your own behavior is not gentlemanly?

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Ideally, someone between a year younger and five years younger, depending on maturity. And without prior children. I would see that as ideal, and what a young Pastor of excellent morals and standards deserve.

Regards,

sas

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

When will the industrious Brother Rubicon receive his prize, anyway?

We're planning a big party for him in honor of his award here in North Salem! Helen is renovating the Grand Ballroom in her bed and breakfast for the event, at substantial expense!

As you can see, the scaffolding is already being brought in. The workers expect to have the ceiling repairs done this week!



I do hope Brother Rubicon doesn't blow Helen, the caterers, the driver, and everyone else in North Salem off this time.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Ideally, someone between a year younger and five years younger, depending on maturity. And without prior children. I would see that as ideal, and what a young Pastor of excellent morals and standards deserve.

Regards,

sas

Well then I guess I'm a pedophile as well since my wife is 8 years younger than me. Of course we were both over 30 when we married.

And we already know that you'll have sex with anything that is slow enough to let you. I find it strange how you turn so viciously on women who reject you. Have you told your psychiatrist this? Should we be contacting him?