WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

[Cecilie]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

I am sorry that I copied, it, of course I should have presented to you my source. My deepest apologizes.

I just thought it would be nice to share this sarcastic text with ya'll...


Catch ya later, have to go and drink vodka and beer with my hooker friends.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

These are all valid points. I'm not surprised to learn that Cecilie has copied and pasted this wisdom . . . this sort of intellect is not the sort of thing I'd expect to hear from a woman!

[John Creeser]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

Plagiarism is a serious sin as well as a federal offense.

I stand corrected. Thanks for setting me straight Pastor Ezekiel. Looks like I owe the prayer closest an hour of my time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

What's the problem? Does this not warrant repeating?

YIC,
John

Plagiarism is a serious sin as well as a federal offense.

[John Creeser]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

Did you just copy and paste that?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0210.html

Explain yourself...

What's the problem? Does this not warrant repeating?

YIC,
John

[Purity14]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

Did you just copy and paste that?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0210.html

Explain yourself...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG

You raise some good points, Cecilie. I especially like #8.

[Cecilie]

Here are the top 10 reasons (except from the reasons given in the almighty Holy Bible, of course) I KNOW gay marriage is wrong!


Feel free to add your own reasons in this thread!



1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavier


2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.


3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.


5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.


6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.


7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.


8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.


9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.


10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.