[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

What?? Let's get a few things straight here.

1. I am not a pastor, and never claimed to be so. We do not have the pasty system in the Church of England. I am a church youth worker, which means I counsel and help kids in the local area.

2. I am not an atheist troll. Just because someone does not agree with you does not make them an atheist!!!

And also, what is this nonsense about having to post on my 'own special thread'??? According to an "infraction" received from the Rev. Jim, I am only allowed to post on this thread. Puh-leeeese.... grow up people and stop being so damn infantile!!

You are such a cry baby. All I hear from you is poor me, take pity on me I am a homer. You whine more than a woman giving birth.

Micah 4:9 Now why dost thou cry out aloud? is there no king in thee? is thy counsellor perished? for pangs have taken thee as a woman in travail.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Have you ever met a gay?

It is well established that prejudice arises from the unknown. We are always fearful and apprehensive about the things we do not know or understand.

So my question is this:

Has anyone at Landover ever met a gay person? If so, did you actually talk to that person?

Thanks in advance for your responses.

Yes.

As it has been mentioned several Christians, me included, have work on Gay reclamation programs. Some of the congregation members are ex-Gays.

For what is clearly your next question; yes, the gays we meet don't appear to be the child raping, prancing, lust crazed, self destructive monsters God teaches us they are, but we TRUE Christians(tm) know better. We know we can be wrong since we are foolish mortals. We also know God is always right so we go with the Christian Science based Biblical facts.

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

Re: Have you ever met a gay?

Yes.

As it has been mentioned several Christians, me included, have work on Gay reclamation programs. Some of the congregation members are ex-Gays.

For what is clearly your next question; yes, the gays we meet don't appear to be the child raping, prancing, lust crazed, self destructive monsters God teaches us they are, but we TRUE Christians(tm) know better. We know we can be wrong since we are foolish mortals. We also know God is always right so we go with the Christian Science based Biblical facts.

Um, God didn't teach you any of that stuff about gays.

As I've said before, Christ Himself may well have been gay.

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ.

I would say God giving a strict set of rules and saying "Follow these" means that's what He wants.

Do you recall what happened to Adam and Eve?


Please cite the Scripture to support this position.



Really? So then you believe God allowed His Word to be corrupted so people can be misled, right?

Why do you hate God and think Him an evil monster who wants to cast people into eternal torment?

1 Thess. 5:21

"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."

The Bible was assembled by men, not by God, so any errors therein are the fault of men.

I do not hate God, and He is not an evil monster who takes pleasure in casting the wicked into Hell. It is you, not me, who is painting Him in that sort of light.

I know Jesus personally, and He speaks to me. I know He is a very different person from the person who you (and many others here) think He is.

[Lisa H]

Re: Have you ever met a gay?

Um, God didn't teach you any of that stuff about gays.

As I've said before, Christ Himself may well have been gay

How dare you say Jesus was gay. Are you that sex mad you want to stick your tallywacker into any male.

Do you tell the male youths you work with it Jesus was gay and it is ok just before you rape them.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Have you ever met a gay?

It is well established that prejudice arises from the unknown. We are always fearful and apprehensive about the things we do not know or understand.

So my question is this:

Has anyone at Landover ever met a gay person? If so, did you actually talk to that person?

Thanks in advance for your responses.

Daffyd,
The people here have an irrational fear of those that are different even though God tells us this is wrong:

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

This is something I have pointed out to them many times before, but due to the psychological damage that has been done to them by the centuries of brainwashing by the various cults of Elohim, which LBC is just one manifestation, has lead them, especially those who are unsure or unhappy with their own sexuality, to react irrationally towards though who are happy and confident with you they are.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ.

I know Jesus personally, and He speaks to me.

Blasphemy!

And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death. Leviticus 24:16

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ.

1 Thess. 5:21

"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good."

The Bible was assembled by men, not by God, so any errors therein are the fault of men.

The Bible is but one of the paths to knowledge of God and as you say much of it is just wrong.

Qwerty

2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I do not hate God, and He is not an evil monster who takes pleasure in casting the wicked into Hell. It is you, not me, who is painting Him in that sort of light.

I have also pointed this out to the on many occasions Daffyd:

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.

Muellers I

48 The Flying Spaghetti Monster who is Our Lord did not create us that we might simply then be condemned for failing to believe in Him.
49 What kind of crazy scheme is that;
50 to bestow his Creatures with life, then to throw that life he bestowed into eternal torment?
51 That is the way of evil deities, not good ones.
52 Our One Who Flies and is Saucy understands that life among beings with free will, on a planet with natural systems that cause tumult, and Scientifically Intelligently Designed by a deity who is prankish and can be peevish, should not end in eternal misery.
53 That‟s insane.
54 What kind of fool would believe such a being worthy of worship?

I know Jesus personally, and He speaks to me. I know He is a very different person from the person who you (and many others here) think He is.

I do not think that is the voice of "God"

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

Are you taking the correct antipsychotic medication, at the appropriate dosage?

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

So, let's say I came to Landover and said I wanted to be converted to a straight guy. What exactly would that process entail?

[Lisa H]

Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ.

...
I know Jesus personally, and He speaks to me. I know He is a very different person from the person who you (and many others here) think He is.

How many more lies can you tell. So you have meet Jesus personally, I think you gay life is sending you insane.

[Lisa H]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

So, let's say I came to Landover and said I wanted to be converted to a straight guy. What exactly would that process entail?

You either do or don't. No trannies here

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ.

How many more lies can you tell. So you have meet Jesus personally, I think you gay life is sending you insane.

The aids virus can cause brain lesions.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Christian Rover's own special thread

So, let's say I came to Landover and said I wanted to be converted to a straight guy. What exactly would that process entail?

Have you checked out Mrs Betty Bowers B.A.S.H (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) program here?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ.

I know Jesus personally, and He speaks to me.

Oh, good, another person who "hears from God." It's funny how many people come to this board claiming that they "hear from God" when "God" tells them all mutually exclusive things. It's as though they actually weren't hearing from God at all.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why is the King James Bible the correct one?

EVERYBODY was part of the Catholic church until the reformation in the 16th century!!!!!

Even the Eastern Orthodox? Really?

Don't feel bad; that's actually a common mistake among n00bs who only think they understand Christianity.