[Father Maurice Lester]

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How do you get Daisy Mae Pregnant?

Dress her up like Pastor Zeke's cabana boy!



Bless you, my perpetually engaged 'bachelor',
Father Mo



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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?


A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

[Pim Pendergast]

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How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?

None -- they all live in eternal darkness!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Q: How many LBCers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five.

One to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.




Bless you, my humor challenged hillbillies,
Father Mo




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[Father Maurice Lester]

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Joseph Smith and Bring'em Young walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they'd like.

"Ninety-seven Shirley Temples to go!"



Bless you, my plural wedding planners,
Father Mo



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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[see_the_light]

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From your John 8
1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin, let him first cast a stone at her.

Since when is a quote from the KJV a joke?

JESUS was only reminding those hooked nosed dirty joos that they were as hell bound as that harlot.

He was EXPLICITLY saying that those that HE would wash with HIS blood would be the ones pure enough to apply GOD's law to the sinners.

So you better keep your cross-dressing ass far from Freehold or might forget Mark 12:17 and go full Deuteronomy 22:5 on your sorry papist ass.

PRAISE THE LORD!

p.s. you should totally stop listening to children's idea of humor... that and stop sodomizing them.

[Regens Kuechl]

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From your John 8
1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin, let him first cast a stone at her.

[Didymus Much]

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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller, January 28, 2014

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Q: How many LBCers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have servants for that.

That was in poor taste.

[Paul Tarzan]

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Q: How many LBCers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have servants for that.

[Mother Of Seven]

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I heard this one on the radio this morning -

Q. How do you know when your wife has died?
A. The sex is the same, but the dirty dishes are piling up on the kitchen sink.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Is Justin Beiber fruit of the loins of K D Lang? Because he's Canadian and can't sing either.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I just heard this one from a fellow Pastor, but I don't claim to understand why it's funny.



Q: What do you call a Canadian girl that can't sing?

A: Justin Bieber



Who is she?