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  • James Dewitt
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    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Aw come on! We can mourn your loss.
    No party no scotch, no prime rib, nothing

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    But I still get a check, right Mayor?
    No check, just a simple plaque. No bottles of Bowmore 1965 single malt scotch either.
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    But I still get a check, right Mayor?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Levi, it appears that Pastor Zeke won the Man of the Year award. No scotch will be given out. Not one bottle of the 100 cases of 1965 single malt scotch, not a drop. No party no good stuff, sorry.
    Aw come on! We can mourn your loss.

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  • James Dewitt
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    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post


    Thanks, I am sooooo happy!
    Levi, it appears that Pastor Zeke won the Man of the Year award. No scotch will be given out. Not one bottle of the 100 cases of 1965 single malt scotch, not a drop. No party no good stuff, sorry.

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  • Felicity
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    @all Pastor Ezekiel won! Now please be nice and congratulate him instead of all this other talk!

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  • Captain James T. Kirk
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    I know I haven't been born yet and I know I'm not a True Christian(tm), but damn it, how could I not have been on the ballot?!? I've bedded more green chicks in one Stardate than any of you in a lifetime! ROFL!!! Kirk needs his recognition, Earthbound homies!

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  • HTannor
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    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    And none of those people voted for Jimmy? I find that hard to believe.
    That's Brother James to you, spaghetti breath.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Most likely those additional votes were mail in votes with post marks prior to the poll closing. Not everyone has the luxury of being able to walk in and vote in the Crystal Cathedrals Voting annex. Some of us live out of state (and country in some cases) and the mail takes time.
    And none of those people voted for Jimmy? I find that hard to believe.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
    One thing is strange, I recall Pastor Ezekiel having 157 or 159 votes, when the voting was closed, now he has 417.. Is God secretly at work, telling us we must venerate men of the Spirit above men of the world, that even the most devout and godly business man, of whatever stand, is less than a Saint who works solely for the salvation of the souls of others, at any and all cost to himself (or herself?). I like that, it's a great thing, but the vote has closed and James is the winner this year. Congratulations on a well-deserved win, next year I hope maybe Cranky Old Man will get a chance to be recognized among his peers, though I suspect James will win the title most years he is in the poll. Maybe James should be prevented from running next year because he is so frequently out of Freehold on business trips? This certainly is and has been a godly competition, I hope that you will post pictures from the party and that James humbly acknowledges his unworthiness, because nothing pleases the Lord more than our humility.

    God bless all contestants with and in the Lord,

    Jesper
    Most likely those additional votes were mail in votes with post marks prior to the poll closing. Not everyone has the luxury of being able to walk in and vote in the Crystal Cathedrals Voting annex. Some of us live out of state (and country in some cases) and the mail takes time.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Felicity, Pastors where not to be in the running

    @ Pasta Boy I do not allow unsaved trash on my Jets.

    I take a short business trip to by a Scotch distillery, single malt, and this happens. I am but a simple business man trying to eek out a living and serve God at the same time, why does life have to be so darn complicated.

    I guess I will sell the darn thing, afterall I bought it with a certian Pastor in mind.


    Thanks, I am sooooo happy!

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  • JesperBechDane
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    One thing is strange, I recall Pastor Ezekiel having 157 or 159 votes, when the voting was closed, now he has 417.. Is God secretly at work, telling us we must venerate men of the Spirit above men of the world, that even the most devout and godly business man, of whatever stand, is less than a Saint who works solely for the salvation of the souls of others, at any and all cost to himself (or herself?). I like that, it's a great thing, but the vote has closed and James is the winner this year. Congratulations on a well-deserved win, next year I hope maybe Cranky Old Man will get a chance to be recognized among his peers, though I suspect James will win the title most years he is in the poll. Maybe James should be prevented from running next year because he is so frequently out of Freehold on business trips? This certainly is and has been a godly competition, I hope that you will post pictures from the party and that James humbly acknowledges his unworthiness, because nothing pleases the Lord more than our humility.

    God bless all contestants with and in the Lord,

    Jesper

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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    @all I don't understand all this. Pastor Ezekiel got the most votes so he won!

    Not someone else!
    Felicity, Pastors where not to be in the running

    @ Pasta Boy I do not allow unsaved trash on my Jets.

    I take a short business trip to by a Scotch distillery, single malt, and this happens. I am but a simple business man trying to eek out a living and serve God at the same time, why does life have to be so darn complicated.

    I guess I will sell the darn thing, afterall I bought it with a certian Pastor in mind.
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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
    Pasta Boy, not that would be invited to the Ball, but if you can cadge a ride on your stupid meatball god (it allegedly flies, doesn't it!?) you can come.
    I got you such a wonderful wedding present too, and now all I get from you these days Phebes is vitriol, my how you have changed since you "jumped over the broom" with Jimmy.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Now, I love Brother Dewitt like a brother, but I am a bit confused by the polling numbers. I know Deloitte Touche verified the numbers and do not understand the disparity. I put a call into Sam Diamond but his secretary told me he was in Scotland and would not be back until Thursday.

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  • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Report to Citizens, Freehold Man of the Year Inquiry

    The staff at Freehold City Hall has completed its investigative work into the seemingly peculiar end of the polling the Freehold Man of the Year.

    Findings:

    1. The rules for the Freehold Man of Event were adequate, had the event been entirely secular. It turned out that the event may not have been entirely secular.

    2. Campaigning for the title was ethical, given that there had been an oversight in drafting the rules.

    3. The peculiar polling numbers right at the end of the polling period remains a mystery, increasing the likelihood that some manner of devine intervention took place.

    CONCLUSION: The Mayor should have consulted a "higher power" before drafting the contest rules. For this oversight he extends his sincere apologies.

    Freehold Man of the Year Results:

    1. Mr. James Dewitt won the popular vote and is thus the people's choice for Freehold Man of the Year.

    2. Pastor Zeke receives the title: God's Freehold Man of the Year. Pastor Zeke has received this title because he was not a candidate, yet received the most votes. There is only one explanation for this miraculous turn of events, divine intervention. It is clear that he is God's favorite for Freehold Man of the Year. God wanted Mr. DeWitt, on the other hand, to be choosen by the public.

    This concludes the 2010 Freehold Man of the Year event.

    Thank you again to all those who participated.
    Praise the Lord for this solution.

    Major, you are indeed a son of God, by following His wise words we now have two winners insted of one - how blessed we are.

    Titus 3:6 (King James Version)
    Which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Saviour;

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