[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

I MUST LODGE A FORMAL COMPLAINT!

The poll includes Joseph Whitford Jr WHO IS ONLY 14 MONTHS OLD! Of course nobody is going to vote for a BABY for MAN of the Year (though I've no doubt that in 17 years he will win)! That should have been Joseph Whitford SENIOR, my GODLY HUSBAND on there!
Because of this grievous error, I've been informed by my husband, Mr. Whitford SR, that the Whitford family and all employees of Whitford Investments Inc. do not acknowledge the results of the vote.

James Dewitt is NOT OUR MAN OF THE YEAR!

(But thank you to the three people who voted for our beloved baby boy.)

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Sounds delightful, Sister! While I'm in town, you can tell me all about that slot you'd like me to fill.

Oh, did you have a good conversation with Helen? She said you seemed keenly interested in her Cherry Jell-O casserole, and that you knew several people you'd like her to serve some up for.

Rev Rodimer,

Sincerest apologies for the delay in reply! I won't go into detail, but I have had QUITE a day, that's for sure!

Rev, there are several slots you could fill and many a pie you could have your fingers in! We have so many diverse business interests these days, including the charity.After viewing all on offer, it will be up for you to determine just which angle and which hole is your best fit. We will go into further detail of course upon your arrival at which time, I will have prospectus on the table.

As for Helen! She certainly is one dedicated woman, with zest and passion of her convictions! She seemed remarkably interested in dealing with homers for some reason and near giggled with glee on telling me that she would do all she can to "help them change their ways". As such I hired her on the spot as we certainly cannot let a gal of that fortitude get away!

.......

Pasta Boy, not that would be invited to the Ball, but if you can cadge a ride on your stupid meatball god (it allegedly flies, doesn't it!?) you can come.

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James, oh such a day today and sorry the cellphone was not on. I had to purchase a new one and it is charging!

I have pastry in the refrigerator resting at the moment and will make the pie a little later. I thought you may want it nice and warm when you arrive home. You can have as many pieces as you like too as I am quite sure you have been craving it!

I also went and purchased some Kobe (wagyu) NY Strip steaks. They are over an inch and a half thick and the marbling is divine! Perhaps I will get Lamar to fire up the Grill and we can perhaps have dinner out on the enclosed decking this evening?

Phebe

[Felicity]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

@all I don't understand all this. Pastor Ezekiel got the most votes so he won!

Not someone else!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

So a lift was out of the question then?
I just thought we good have a good discussion about your false "god" and Our Lord Noodle the TRUE God during the flight.

Is it possible for someone to fall out of a plane over the Atlantic?

[JesperBechDane]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

James, one question, do you listen to this song every morning you go to work??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80A6MtPwj-Q

And, do you drive an Aston Martin??



Because that would friggin rock.

Good luck James, and try to invest in things that are both sound business and that you think would please the Lord, as well,

Jesper

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

I don't think Sister Phebe would like you getting your filthy grip on Brother James's ball.

I have no interest in Jimmy's ball
Zekie Boy you can stop hacking the results now.
First 1 vote (when the poll closed)
Then 157
Now 417

[JesperBechDane]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Pretty damn impressive you own a diamond mine

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

SO I have to make my own arrangements then?

We could meet up and then I could fly over with you Jimmy.

I don't think Sister Phebe would like you getting your filthy grip on Brother James's ball.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Phebe turn your cell phone on. I am just getting on board, will leave Scotland in about 15 minutes. Should be home around 8:00 tonight, a steak would be nice for dinner. I also would like pie, 2 or 3 servings.

Love James

PS I closed the deal 2 days early, we now own a distillery.

So a lift was out of the question then?
I just thought we good have a good discussion about your false "god" and Our Lord Noodle the TRUE God during the flight.

[James Dewitt]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Phebe turn your cell phone on. I am just getting on board, will leave Scotland in about 15 minutes. Should be home around 8:00 tonight, a steak would be nice for dinner. I also would like pie, 2 or 3 servings.

Love James

PS I closed the deal 2 days early, we now own a distillery.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

SO I have to make my own arrangements then?

We could meet up and then I could fly over with you Jimmy.

I wonder if the plane is big enough to hold a small MMA cage? That could be a pay per view hit for all that know the history.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

I even think (if permitted by council & church elders of course) James and I will fly out Mrs Rogers, Brother Davidson, Brother Luke, Sister Charli and also Sister Lisa H ...just to name a few, for this shin-dig!

SO I have to make my own arrangements then?

I am in Scotland on a short business trip. I will be back on Thursday and help finalise the Ball.

We could meet up and then I could fly over with you Jimmy.

[James Dewitt]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Brothers and Sister I am over joyed at winning the Man Of the Year . I am in Scotland on a short business trip. I will be back on Thursday and help finalise the Ball. As Phebe said my private jet will be available to bring you to Freehold. On a personal note, what the heck is wrong with these people? Most are Mary Worshipers and drunk all the time. I think maybe I need to spend less time on the road and more time at home.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Wonderful! Well, when the date is confirmed (so much happening at the moment I rarely see James these days.. in the flesh.. for confirmation of anything...) we will arrange for one of our Private Jets to come and pick you up, and of course, arrange Limo transfer to your local Airport. Also, if you would like to, our guest house should be free if you would like to make a full weekend of it!

YIC

Sister Phebe.

Sounds delightful, Sister! While I'm in town, you can tell me all about that slot you'd like me to fill.

Oh, did you have a good conversation with Helen? She said you seemed keenly interested in her Cherry Jell-O casserole, and that you knew several people you'd like her to serve some up for.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Well yes, of course I knew that! And I look forward to seeing you all.

Wonderful! Well, when the date is confirmed (so much happening at the moment I rarely see James these days.. in the flesh.. for confirmation of anything...) we will arrange for one of our Private Jets to come and pick you up, and of course, arrange Limo transfer to your local Airport. Also, if you would like to, our guest house should be free if you would like to make a full weekend of it!

YIC

Sister Phebe.