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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You're all talk. You've never sacrificed anything, other than good grammar.
    That's not a sacrifice. That's murder!
    Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
    Yay for halloween FFFFUUUU yeah!!! i like it cuz my birthday is then and it's cool because my last name is Hellman, automatically halloween pro !!
    That would explain where you got your personality.


    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?
    Why not both? Stone them first, then roast them to feed to the atheists in Des Moines burn the corpses.

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  • Ofc. Don W. Richards
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    I will concede, but why were witches burned in the past.

    As an Officer of the Law who has spent a great deal of his career (and life) studying the execution procedures of various cultures, I can answer this for you.


    The fact of the matter is the silly Catholic church's policies stated that the church abhorred the spilling of blood, so burning witches allowed them to justify their acts.

    If they would just follow what the Bible says, none of that would have happened of course, and they could have just stoned them to death like God intends.

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  • Seth Campbell
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    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    I will concede, but why were witches burned in the past.
    I believe that may have been the catholics who said that the fire purified the witch and let her into heaven, or some other silly trash.

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  • Babatunde
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    Come to Nigeria my friend - we swarms of them in every village and every town

    While there are many godly men out there driving hundreds of demons out of people every day, the witches keep bringing them back through curses and hexes.

    Please remember the Nigerian christians in your prayers. We are under attack on three fronts - the muslims, catholics and witches are all joined in spiritual warfare against us.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    What about an African safari witch hunt?
    I hear they are stringy and tough, but there is no way you will go home empty handed. They have millions of them over there. I also hear they are fun to hunt unlike the domestic ones, because they are quick and can actually run more than 30 feet before getting winded.

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    I did a little research, God says we should stone them.

    Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

    Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

    Can I offer any one some stones at a close out price?
    I will concede, but why were witches burned in the past.

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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Witches should be burned, sometimes they have been hanged. The good thing about burning is that they will start getting to use to the fires of hell earlier. Also no body to bury.
    I did a little research, God says we should stone them.

    Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

    Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

    Can I offer any one some stones at a close out price?

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  • Warner S. Davidson
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    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Witches should be burned, sometimes they have been hanged. The good thing about burning is that they will start getting to use to the fires of hell earlier. Also no body to bury.
    All the women will need to ensure that all their washing is off the clothesline.

    You can never get the smell of burnt witch smoke out of your boxer shorts or Silk Pajamas

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    It just seems to be such a waste. Gas and wood create such a smelly black cloud, I am just trying to keep God's sky blue
    Witches should be burned, sometimes they have been hanged. The good thing about burning is that they will start getting to use to the fires of hell earlier. Also no body to bury.

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  • James Dewitt
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    Trying to get rid of the leftovers from the stonefest?
    It just seems to be such a waste. Gas and wood create such a smelly black cloud, I am just trying to keep God's sky blue

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  • Warner S. Davidson
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    Sounds like a great idea
    What a great way to have a family event all while carrying out God's wishes and delivering a worthwhile community service.

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  • Mr fool
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    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    Trying to get rid of the leftovers from the stonefest?

    Please take pictures and film your succesful huntings...would be nice to see some proof if you killed a witch.

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  • Seth Campbell
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?
    Trying to get rid of the leftovers from the stonefest?

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  • Higgins
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?
    Good question. I'd say burning them, at least then they understand what is waiting for them. Plus in all aspects we must purge them, so stoning would not do such a good job as their bodies would still be left. Burning allows for purification and also prevents the witch from returning using her heathen magic.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Please be sure to include my boys and me in this years competition. Miss Cookie has my bank information and power of attorney on file and can fill out the requisite paperwork.
    Are there going to be any restrictions on this years hunt, other than allowable hunting days?

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