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  • #16
    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

    Sounds like a great idea
    What a great way to have a family event all while carrying out God's wishes and delivering a worthwhile community service.
    2 Samuel 22:31

    As for God, His way is perfect;
    The word of the LORD is proven;
    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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    • #17
      Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
      Trying to get rid of the leftovers from the stonefest?
      It just seems to be such a waste. Gas and wood create such a smelly black cloud, I am just trying to keep God's sky blue

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      • #18
        Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        It just seems to be such a waste. Gas and wood create such a smelly black cloud, I am just trying to keep God's sky blue
        Witches should be burned, sometimes they have been hanged. The good thing about burning is that they will start getting to use to the fires of hell earlier. Also no body to bury.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #19
          Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Witches should be burned, sometimes they have been hanged. The good thing about burning is that they will start getting to use to the fires of hell earlier. Also no body to bury.
          All the women will need to ensure that all their washing is off the clothesline.

          You can never get the smell of burnt witch smoke out of your boxer shorts or Silk Pajamas
          2 Samuel 22:31

          As for God, His way is perfect;
          The word of the LORD is proven;
          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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          • #20
            Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Witches should be burned, sometimes they have been hanged. The good thing about burning is that they will start getting to use to the fires of hell earlier. Also no body to bury.
            I did a little research, God says we should stone them.

            Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

            Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

            Can I offer any one some stones at a close out price?

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            • #21
              Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              I did a little research, God says we should stone them.

              Leviticus 20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

              Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

              Can I offer any one some stones at a close out price?
              I will concede, but why were witches burned in the past.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • #22
                Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                What about an African safari witch hunt?
                I hear they are stringy and tough, but there is no way you will go home empty handed. They have millions of them over there. I also hear they are fun to hunt unlike the domestic ones, because they are quick and can actually run more than 30 feet before getting winded.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #23
                  Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                  Come to Nigeria my friend - we swarms of them in every village and every town

                  While there are many godly men out there driving hundreds of demons out of people every day, the witches keep bringing them back through curses and hexes.

                  Please remember the Nigerian christians in your prayers. We are under attack on three fronts - the muslims, catholics and witches are all joined in spiritual warfare against us.
                  "And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know, but who are ye?" Acts 19:15

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                  • #24
                    Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    I will concede, but why were witches burned in the past.
                    I believe that may have been the catholics who said that the fire purified the witch and let her into heaven, or some other silly trash.
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      I will concede, but why were witches burned in the past.

                      As an Officer of the Law who has spent a great deal of his career (and life) studying the execution procedures of various cultures, I can answer this for you.


                      The fact of the matter is the silly Catholic church's policies stated that the church abhorred the spilling of blood, so burning witches allowed them to justify their acts.

                      If they would just follow what the Bible says, none of that would have happened of course, and they could have just stoned them to death like God intends.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        You're all talk. You've never sacrificed anything, other than good grammar.
                        That's not a sacrifice. That's murder!
                        Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                        Yay for halloween FFFFUUUU yeah!!! i like it cuz my birthday is then and it's cool because my last name is Hellman, automatically halloween pro !!
                        That would explain where you got your personality.


                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Can we stone what be bag, or do we have to burn them?
                        Why not both? Stone them first, then roast them to feed to the atheists in Des Moines burn the corpses.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                          We've discussed a bag limit but in my Godly opinion I don't think we need one.

                          I have a coon dog that also is good at sniffing out witches.

                          Jesus loves Dick



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                          • #28
                            Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                            Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                            We've discussed a bag limit but in my Godly opinion I don't think we need one.

                            I have a coon dog that also is good at sniffing out witches.
                            Hey, lets have a tracking competition! TC's coon dog, my best Rott, I know there's others out there with hunting dogs. Seth's spaniel would probably get sidetracked if he came across some bird scent.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #29
                              Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                              Did some one jump the gun?
                              Attached Files

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                              • #30
                                Re: Helloween Is Months Away: How about an LBC Witch/Wiccan Hunt.

                                Why are Homicide detectives from Des Moines in Freehold asking questions...... They just left my house. Some one told them of my large rock collection. This is not funny, I called my Joo lawyer. They want an alibi.

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