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While i was meditating I had anaminesis! I lost my forgetfulness! I remebered all. A pink light filled me and i saw the truth! I remember back when we were real Christians in Rome and secret. I know what God is!
God is Valis!
God is Valis!
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Re: I have found true God! The real Jesus!
You caught ana-what? Did you know that meditation is a gateway to demonic possession? And you say you got filled with a pink light? That probably means that satan turned you queer. If you think you used to live in Rome, then you're probably a wop and mary worshiper to boot.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
So you're a psycho demon-possessed queer wop papist, who thinks God is Vitalis?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I have found true God! The real Jesus!
Amazing, you seem to be losing brain cells at an astronmical rate!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou caught ana-what? Did you know that meditation is a gateway to demonic possession? And you say you got filled with a pink light? That probably means that satan turned you queer. If you think you used to live in Rome, then you're probably a wop and mary worshiper to boot.
So you're a psycho demon-possessed queer wop papist, who thinks God is Vitalis?
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Re: I have found true God! The real Jesus!
At least I'm not a filthy queer.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I have found true God! The real Jesus!
Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
I believe our poster may be a plant from the Rhipidon Society and the shielding afforded by the hair tonic you suggested might be inadequate for the pink laser beams. I suggest he may be a good candidate for those Velostat lined helmets you were speaking to me about the other day Pastor.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: I have found true God! The real Jesus!
or Reynolds WraptOriginally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
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Re: I have found true God! The real Jesus!
somebody has been reading too many science fiction comics!!!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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