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  • #46
    Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Give it up Jo Freddie. It is a non issue.
    Following me about again Lisa?

    Now while Jimmy may have changed his mind and may well be wishing he never asked the question in the first place, he thought it was enough of an issue in the first place to ask the question, I am interested in the answer so will keep seeing if the Pastors have one that is not swish cheese flavour.
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    • #47
      Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Give it up Jo Freddie.
      He never does. All you can do is ignore him and hope at some point the tomato poisoning becomes fatal.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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      • #48
        Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        He never does. All you can do is ignore him and hope at some point the tomato poisoning becomes fatal.
        Why should me trying to get the Pastors to give a clear answer to Jimmy's question case you such a problem Cranks?
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        • #49
          Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Following me about again Lisa?

          Now while Jimmy may have changed his mind and may well be wishing he never asked the question in the first place, he thought it was enough of an issue in the first place to ask the question, I am interested in the answer so will keep seeing if the Pastors have one that is not swish cheese flavour.
          Why would I want to follow you.

          Why don't you make your own thread on the subject and see how many True Christians will bother replying.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • #50
            Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Why don't you make your own thread on the subject and see how many True Christians will bother replying.
            I would hate to clutter up Landlubber's forum with extra topics. The question has been asked here by a "true christian" so his Pastors should give a full answer to it here.
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            • #51
              Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

              I've seen the question answered though; multiple times, from multiple sources - validly and utterly, in this thread. The dead horse's beating ought to cease. Just open your eyes to the practical application of Scripture that's been described, and your Heart to the True teachings of His Holy Word. Isn't that enough??!

              What answer would you like to hear, Mr. Freddie? I don't think that any Christians here will entertain your anti-Christ, macaroni mumbo-jumbo demagogy. Spaghetti is meant to be enjoyed as a food, and a food only; the prospect of worshiping it as a peg-legged heathen is complete and utter perversion!
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              • #52
                Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                I've seen the question answered though; multiple times, from multiple sources - validly and utterly, in this thread. The dead horse's beating ought to cease. Just open your eyes to the practical application of Scripture that's been described, and your Heart to the True teachings of His Holy Word. Isn't that enough??!

                What answer would you like to hear, Mr. Freddie? I don't think that any Christians here will entertain your anti-Christ, macaroni mumbo-jumbo demagogy. Spaghetti is meant to be enjoyed as a food, and a food only; the prospect of worshiping it as a peg-legged heathen is complete and utter perversion!
                Cite those answers Cybie.

                There was one very clear answer but it was removed for some reason.

                There have been some discussion on how people may act, but no remaining clear answer.
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                • #53
                  Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  I would hate to clutter up Landlubber's forum with extra topics. The question has been asked here by a "true christian" so his Pastors should give a full answer to it here.
                  But your quite happy to post nonsense in threads. Now and go some pirate thing elsewhere.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #54
                    Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    But your quite happy to post nonsense in threads. Now and go some pirate thing elsewhere.
                    I try to have a serious discussion about you collection of fairy tales and you are still not happy Lisa.
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                    • #55
                      Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      I try to have a serious discussion about you collection of fairy tales and you are still not happy Lisa.
                      I am always happy. It is you that is having problems.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • #56
                        Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        I am always happy. It is you that is having problems.
                        Not having any problems, not me that is avoiding the questions of a "true christian"
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                        • #57
                          Re: I need a little help under standing Scripture.

                          Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                          Spaghetti stains are the hardest to cleanse...
                          I disagree, that'd be grape juice. And we know who uses that... the Catholics! dun dun duuuunnnn dun

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