[JesperBechDane]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Maybe that is a bit drastic and might make you look bad morally, so they will not respect you. This is a spiritual battle and you should not concede ground, but stay firmly moral yourself, and not trespass even if it is on a plot of land cursed by the Lord by the presence of these misguided corrupt sinners(!!) because the more you show you do not follow the Lord yourself, the more comfortable they will feel in trespassing against him in the place where you live.

I would suggest you put prominent signs up, that remind them that their evil ways are in fact that, or show the proper attitude towards God. Maybe these can inspire you. Always start by taking less drastic steps, and only go further if they do not avail. You may find the Lord will remove them for you if you pray more fervently and give a bit more to the poor.

Some signs to adorn your house, and can be admired by godly people, everywhere:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

I have found my solution!

Last night, as I was praying to the Lord™ to help me with this problem, a Godly breeze wafted my trousers against my buttocks. I suddenly had a flash of divine inspiration!

As you are all well aware, there are two prominent reasons for homosexuality: Atheism and anal sex. If you remove one of these from the equation, homosexuality cannot exist!

So, in a few days, I shall sneak into their house while they sleep, and remove whichever offending article I can get.

Does anyone know any prayers to protect me from the power of sodomy?

You're going to sneak into their house and remove their anuses?

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

I have found my solution!

Last night, as I was praying to the Lord™ to help me with this problem, a Godly breeze wafted my trousers against my buttocks. I suddenly had a flash of divine inspiration!

As you are all well aware, there are two prominent reasons for homosexuality: Atheism and anal sex. If you remove one of these from the equation, homosexuality cannot exist!

So, in a few days, I shall sneak into their house while they sleep, and remove whichever offending article I can get.

Does anyone know any prayers to protect me from the power of sodomy?

[TC Patriot]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Greetings all.

As some of you may remember, I recently had many problems trying to evict some aberrant perverts who were dropping anchor in turd bay across the street from my private residence. Thanks to the help of the kindly True Christians™ on this forum, I was able to get rid of them (whoever suggested to threaten them with a 12 gauge autoloader, I thank you very much).

However, a new crisis has arisen.

Yesterday, a threat to my personal safety revealed itself. Another hellish pairing between two men has just moved in across the street. It's vile. Every time I wake up in the morning I must look out across the street and see those two repulsive cretins ruining the neighbourhood with their presence.

Quite frankly, I'm unsure why this estate attracts fags, it may well be the close proximity to an Apple store.

Any help as to getting rid of my problem will be greatly appreciated.

Praise the lord.

When it comes to saving the soul of Sodomites the ministers of Landover Baptist are the best but all the praying in the world most homers cannot be saved and are destined to hell.

As good and we at Landover are at homer control IMO the best people for dealing with an infestation of Sodomites are the folks at Westboro Baptist Church. Fag removal is their specialty but before you call them I would suggest that you get a loud speaker and point in at their homer home and repeat Leviticus 20:13 all day and all night.


Maybe if these angels are in town they can stop by and have a word with those hell bound Sodomites.

[JesperBechDane]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

I also find homosexuals repulsive, though the ones I knew before I knew they were gay I didn't think anything of it, they were mostly 'normal' in their mannerisms also after they told me they never pushed it on me or anything, so some of them can be decent in public if not at all when in total private.. :barf::barf::barf: lol each to his own, I guess

Uhm since the Word of God holds ultimate sway over everything and everyone, and it reminds them of the searing they are doing to their own consciences by their corrupt, repulsive ways, you might want to start playing Gospel songs just a bit too loud

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c805DogMuV8

Reminding gays of the inevitable judgment, of which they know in their soul of souls even if it is thoroughly corrupted by sin and evil, tend to put them of, maybe so much they'll just move to more liberal climes and bless those so inclined with their "presence"

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RciO3LPCsS4

Sometimes the best thing is to part ways, I would suggest you tell them to move to a place where they are surrounded by like-minded individuals and other kinds of liberals, where they can be sure not to cause unnecessary affront which I'm sure they do not wish to do, being decent people

Maybe you can phrase this in some kindly way open sin is not something you want to expose children to, or adults for that matter I understand your plight

lol I'm messed up, unsaved trash speaking here, hope you can see some use in what I've said

[Didymus Much]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

If only he were a furry or something people couldn't bear to vote for . . . like a Hindu!

How about both?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Reverend Rodimer, I am so sorry for that outcome. I don't know how you can put up with foul homo's in your vicinity. The smell alone is enough to make me convulse in disgust like a female retard on a period.

Have you tried to get the homo evicted from power? Blackmailing with their sexuality might work.

Hard to blackmail him for being a homer when he's open about it. If only he were a furry or something people couldn't bear to vote for . . . like a Hindu!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Sad to say, but when one homer moves into your neighborhood it is an indication that it is becoming "trendy" and more are likely to follow. Be particularly watchful for any signs of "remodeling" - things such as track lighting, marble countertops, and steam bath showers being delivered from your local Home Depot or the more truly vile Restoration Hardware are sure signs. Furniture being delivered in colors such as deep gray browns and gray blues, muted beige, and chalky white are trendy, as are natural fibers, sustainable woods, and recycled products. Keep an eye out for gardens, both in the front and back yard, along with outdoor fire pits and fire places.

Unlike in the past when the nigras started moving in, with the inevitable depressed property values and ensuing "white flight", the sodomites presence tends to raise property values and has contributed to a new real estate phenomenon known as "hetero flight". In this depressed market you can't ignore the potential profits to be made by selling and moving to a more heterosexual True Christian™ neighborhood or town - and certainly closer to a Baptist Church (the homers tend to avoid these like the plague).

You have hit the nail on the head, Brother Bryan. I consider it part of my duty as a Mayor to keep an eye out for homer style lawn and home care.

When I see a home in Freehold that is just a little to "nice", immaculate lawn, constant home improvements, elaborate flower displays and, of course, some lavender paint, I start to watch the comings and goings of that house.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Sad to say, but when one homer moves into your neighborhood it is an indication that it is becoming "trendy" and more are likely to follow. Be particularly watchful for any signs of "remodeling" - things such as track lighting, marble countertops, and steam bath showers being delivered from your local Home Depot or the more truly vile Restoration Hardware are sure signs. Furniture being delivered in colors such as deep gray browns and gray blues, muted beige, and chalky white are trendy, as are natural fibers, sustainable woods, and recycled products. Keep an eye out for gardens, both in the front and back yard, along with outdoor fire pits and fire places.

Unlike in the past when the nigras started moving in, with the inevitable depressed property values and ensuing "white flight", the sodomites presence tends to raise property values and has contributed to a new real estate phenomenon known as "hetero flight". In this depressed market you can't ignore the potential profits to be made by selling and moving to a more heterosexual True Christian™ neighborhood or town - and certainly closer to a Baptist Church (the homers tend to avoid these like the plague).

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Brother Colbert:

The news of the auto-loader being unfairly confiscated is disturbing, I mean how else are you to defend yourself. (BTW - I too can never distinguish the difference between a Mosque and a Moroccan restaurant)

With that setback in mind, the scenario outlined in my original post utilising the local enraged young fellows and an alcohol fueled BBQ will be the most effective and civilised way in which to convince your stinking A.I.D.'s infected neighbors to relocate back to Frisco

Brother James Hutchins would certainly have access via his trucking interests some suitable True Christian™ Heterosexuals that will enjoy a steak, a few beers and then a little skylarking and roughhousing with 2 X 4's in hand

Its a win / win / win-
The young fellows get to let off a little steam and have a little harmless fun all whilst doing God's good work, the camaraderie, fellowship and friendship amongst these chaps is reinforced, and you are rid of Satan's spawn from your quiet suburban street.

Praise Jesus

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Reverend Rodimer, I am so sorry for that outcome. I don't know how you can put up with foul homo's in your vicinity. The smell alone is enough to make me convulse in disgust like a female retard on a period.

Have you tried to get the homo evicted from power? Blackmailing with their sexuality might work.

Brother Warner, I forgot to add that it was confiscated by the Police. One of the older members of my congregation (A practicing Nazi) attempted to assault what he thought was a mosque. After much deliberation, the Moroccan restaurant he had invaded decided not to press charges, but because auto loaders are apparently illegal in this country, it was taken away.

I'm considering trying to frame them for something. Any thoughts?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Brother Warner, I have tried essentially the same method in the past to run homosexuals out of North Salem, and want to share a warning.

Our friend would do well to make sure that each and every man he brings over for the BBQ is a Landover Certified True Heterosexual™.

In my case, the offending homers saw a bunch of big burly working men cooking burgers and hot dogs and drinking Budweiser, and took it upon themselves to come over bringing Angus steaks, Cuban cigars, fancy imported "Heiney-kin" beer, and single-malt Scotch to share. By evening's end, nearly all of the Good Ol' Boys I'd recruited had found their way into the homos' hot tub . . . and I tell you, friends, not a single one of them had brought his swimming trunks!

One of those homos is on the Town Council now.

Rev Rodimer

That is a horrifying outcome and a terrible betrayal of your trust.

As homersexuals are the earthly incarnation of Satan anything is possible and this serves as a timely warning of their evil and persuasive Satanic powers.

Brother Colbert will need to be vigilant.

Perhaps it may be appropriate for him to reconsider the 12 gauge auto-loader option as nothing says "you are not welcome" quite like 2 or 3 well placed rounds of number #4 lead-shot

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

If a 12 gauge autoloader is not approriate in this instance (And I gather that it isn't despite of it's previous effectivenes with the last homers) then there is another simple and community sprited method of of dealing with these new homers

1. Round up a dozen of the local Good Ole Boys,
2. Invest in 8 crates of Miller and 4 bottles of Jack Daniels
3. Supply eight 2 X 4's and two bull-whips
4. Supply one F250 pick-up
5. Arrange a Sunday afternoon BBQ at you residence

After a few cold beers, some prime steaks and numerous hits of bourbon those young scally-wags will be only too happy, willing and grateful to perform Gods work and cleanse your street of those wretched H.I.V. incubators that are your neighbors

Brother, remember simple is best

Brother Warner, I have tried essentially the same method in the past to run homosexuals out of North Salem, and want to share a warning.

Our friend would do well to make sure that each and every man he brings over for the BBQ is a Landover Certified True Heterosexual™.

In my case, the offending homers saw a bunch of big burly working men cooking burgers and hot dogs and drinking Budweiser, and took it upon themselves to come over bringing Angus steaks, Cuban cigars, fancy imported "Heiney-kin" beer, and single-malt Scotch to share. By evening's end, nearly all of the Good Ol' Boys I'd recruited had found their way into the homos' hot tub . . . and I tell you, friends, not a single one of them had brought his swimming trunks!

One of those homos is on the Town Council now.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

Large dogs,

I charge $3,000 for a puppy

are they marrying dogs now?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Rampant, out of control sodomites in my neighbourhood. Again.

My lawn extends quite far, and is often used as a bypass; to shave time off of circumventing the sidewalk - in addition to my confusing property line...

Many have conveniently found their way into my line-of-sight; within city statutes, as far as you're concerned, noodle jockey.

I hope you still inform the authorities at the earliest opportunity just to make sure that you have kept within secular law, and should there be a slight infringement you can be processed quickly.