[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the problem

Now I gonna question your religion mister Freddie, but how can one believe that pasta is godly? I know it tastes good, but having godly powers?

FAQ

22 We all fervently believe that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster, who designed it to appear older than it really was, and make it look like it worked in ways similar to logical conjectures made on overwhelming observable evidence, but actually wasn't, and actually didn't, because He ultimately controls it all with His Noodly Appendage!”
23 Frequently Asked: “Really?”
24 And the Dalai Llama produced audible ellipses.
25 Frequently Asked: “Okay, I get it.
26 So why a Spaghetti Monster?”
27 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Why not?
28 Has better ring to it than "bearded white guy."

64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[proteastantguy]

Re: Whats the problem

FAQ

You still haven't convinced me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Whats the problem

I am new here an have been spending some time looking through some of the posts and find it disgusting and embarrassing that the majority of attacks on this Church seem to be coming from the UK.

What is wrong with you people if you cant grasp the Lord with both hands then stop annoying the people who are lucky enough to have found the Lord.

Ms. Tansper, false Christians and Atheists persecute we True Christians(tm) daily. It's because they are jealous and know we will spend eternity with Jesus while they are tormented.

Thank you for your support. Like you, I grasp Jesus with both hands (what a wonderful expression) every day!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the problem

You still haven't convinced me.

That is not my job, I just present the TRUTH it is your problem if you do not accept it.

Qwerty

2:2 To worship any deity, or indeed worship of any sort, even the vaguest, is to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and when you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you worship every other deity and religion, for there is no distinction.

4:3 If someone is meant to come to the Flying Spaghetti Monster through our church, then it will be so.
4:4 If they are meant to find it through another church, or through their own personal dialogue, they will find it that way.

4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.