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  • #16
    Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    God did not make masturbation benificial and healthy. You are just lusting after your own flesh. So stop with your self fornication.

    Galatians 5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

    2 Timothy 2:22 Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.
    Good, but you didn't even point his second issue. Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school. It happened to me none stop, started at 14 years old. That girl that i dreamed about had to be the hottest girl of my school back then.
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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    • #17
      Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

      Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
      Good, but you didn't even point his second issue. Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school. It happened to me none stop, started at 14 years old. That girl that i dreamed about had to be the hottest girl of my school back then.
      I did not mention wet dreams as he already mentioned it was a sin. But it does sound rather disgusting and lustful.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • #18
        Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

        Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
        Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school.
        They should stop dreaming about girls as this is clearly a sin: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #19
          Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

          Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
          If God says not to masturbate, why did he make it so benificial and healthy? and also Wet dreams should be a sin because it is letting out the seeds.
          Masturbation is normal. Why did God make it so wrong to do such act?
          To test us. If he made all sinful things naturally revolting and all moral deeds were easy and fun, then there'd no way to be tell the difference between genuinely good people and those who were just doing what came naturally. You might as well ask why He put that tree in the middle of the garden of Eden and didn't build a fence around it.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            This brave Sister really needs our help and prayers Brothers and Sisters.

            If possible, we need to go to Delaware and lend her a hand.
            It's possible for me to go and help out, we need to get the message across. With this we can help lead our country back into greatness that the democratic party lead us away from.

            Lustful thoughts are a test from the Lord, and we True Christians always make the right decision.

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            • #21
              Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

              Originally posted by David Micheal View Post
              It's possible for me to go and help out, we need to get the message across. With this we can help lead our country back into greatness that the democratic party lead us away from.

              Lustful thoughts are a test from the Lord, and we True Christians always make the right decision.
              Praise!

              I'll lend TWO hands!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #22
                Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

                I've not spanked the monkey for a good 20 years and am so sorry I haven't the possibility to cross the Atlantic and lend you my two clean hands...
                "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                John 8:32

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                • #23
                  Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

                  I am always ready to lend a hand for Jesus. This obviously Christian woman in Delaware needs all the assistance she can get to achieve the self gratification of Senator.

                  In spite of the fact she is female and therefore inferior in the Eyes of God I will lend whatever support and handiness she needs.


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

                    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                    I will lend whatever support and handiness she needs.

                    Agreed, Brother SBTL, I would gladly give her my hard heart-felt support.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • #25
                      Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

                      Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                      Good, but you didn't even point his second issue. Wet dreams happen to all the kids who got a crush on a girl at school. It happened to me none stop, started at 14 years old. That girl that i dreamed about had to be the hottest girl of my school back then.
                      I think you should seriously consider wet dreams as a challenge from our Lord, testing your strength and willpower to rid yourself from bad habits. Should you fail to show strength and courage you will become the sin's servant, as clearly stated in John 8:34:

                      Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin.
                      Zechariah 13:3: And it shall come to pass, when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Please Lend a Hand to the Anti-Masturbation Parade

                        Sister BTB

                        When it comes to your Masturbatory projects consider my hands as yours.

                        You know I can't keep my fingers out of any worthy cause.
                        Nahum 1:2

                        God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                        If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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