[BelieverInGod]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

What are you talking about? Pie is mentioned in the Bible.

And Mattithiah, one of the Levites, who was the firstborn of Shallum the Korahite, had the set office over the things that were made in the pans. 1 Chronicles 9:31

What do you know. I tip my hat to the wisdom of our Brothers in Christ. I also assume that pretty much covers everything that comes out of our kitchens?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Today a bird abused my favorite tree for his bird nest. I climbed my ladder and buried the nest, eggs and even the bird in my garden. I feel now very good, because i did the job.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

IF YOU CAN EAT PIE, WHICH IS NOT IN THE BIBLE

What are you talking about? Pie is mentioned in the Bible.

And Mattithiah, one of the Levites, who was the firstborn of Shallum the Korahite, had the set office over the things that were made in the pans. 1 Chronicles 9:31

[Master Gordon]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I might have read that somewhere, Brother James.

I think she might have blown a gasket with that last post.

Brother Levi I think she might be a mumbling bumbling moron of the highest order.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

This is where is find my happiness.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I can't quite place my finger on it, but i have to found one happy landover. Why? Why is every single one a hateful senile judgmental person? Do Landovers perform any kind of service besides that of condemnation? Do they bend down to help those who have fallen? Do they love? Do they enjoy life's pleasures like making love, eating food, joking and talking with a fellow human? Do they play games, see movies, read books? Or do they only hatefully despise everyone around them?

I guess my question is, Are landovers happy in the least?

Ms. Harletstriker--Here is a secret. If you would move to our Godly City of Freehold, join Landover Baptist Church and find a good husband there, you will find the secret of happiness. Bless you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I am sane, Brother James is sane, MORMON NUTJOB NUTJOBS WHO RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT & RANT and Mormon nutjobs who scream and scream and [I]scream[/I ] and scream and [I]scream[ /I]and scream and scream and scream and scream and screamand screamand screamand screamand screamand screamand screamand scream are mental
Your ministry will free us, yet PRAISE HIM your ministry is lifted up, by His word.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Well firstly, Harletstriker is saying nothing against pies, but merely using it as an example to show that you contradict your self. Earlier in this thread, someone said that having pleasure from sex was not in the bible so it must not be right. He is only saying that pies are also not in the bible so taking pleasure from pie must also not be right. He is simply using your rational thinking against you. I'm sure He loves pie. And I have also done my research on Mormons and no where in the BoM or Bible (they use the same bible as you) that god is an alien and 147 alien wives will come. That is simply untrue.

But you have no problem with them getting their own planet, or that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri right? So I guess you think its ok to hate nigras too.

[Harlet]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

We know that. What do you have against pies now?

Well firstly, Harletstriker is saying nothing against pies, but merely using it as an example to show that you contradict your self. Earlier in this thread, someone said that having pleasure from sex was not in the bible so it must not be right. He is only saying that pies are also not in the bible so taking pleasure from pie must also not be right. He is simply using your rational thinking against you. I'm sure He loves pie. And I have also done my research on Mormons and no where in the BoM or Bible (they use the same bible as you) that god is an alien and 147 alien wives will come. That is simply untrue.

[Jedediah]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I find happiness in putting my wife's fertility to good use.

Psalm 127:4-5
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.


This is a win-win situation, because bearing my sons guarantees her Salvation™.


I Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I don't recall seeing anything about magic underwear in the Bible, either.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Sister pay no mind to the SLUT er WHORE lady Mormon, she is a full blown nut job.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

OH....... AND PIE IS NOT IN THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!

We know that. What do you have against pies now?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

I'm sorry you mistake complaining for argumentation and reasoning. All I wanted was a straight answer and almost 2 days of putting up with all your sidestepping, I got one. And it was from a women. I guess the woman really are smarter. And nothing is wrong with being a woman, if i was one, but I am a man. You people don't listen to reason. You see your arguements one sided, even though you have contradicted yourself many a time, you think you are correct.

OH....... AND PIE IS NOT IN THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!

YOU piffleING RETARDS ARE JACK ASSES AND GOD HATES YOU AND WILL SMITE YOU ALL TO HELL. YOU INTERPRET THE BIBLE YOUR OWN WAY AND DO NOT LISTEN TO REASON OR LOGIC. THE EARTH IS ROUND YOU JACK ASSES. YOU GUYS ARE piffleING STUPID. A WOMAN TAKES 9 MONTHS TO HAVE A CHILD. WOMAN ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MEN. YOUR CONTRADICTIONS MAKE YOU SEEM CHILDISH AND YOUR SIDESTEPPING HANDS OVER THE EARS LALALALALALALALA BULL SHIT YOU DO WILL ONLY WORK FOR SO LONG. I'M SORRY YOU ARE ALL TO BULL HEADED TO REALIZE THAT GOD HATES YOU MORE THAN HE HATES OBAMA'S GAY NAZI ESKIMO DAUGHTER. RAPE IS A CRIME. FOUR YEAR OLDS ARE NOT SLUTTY HARLETS, THEY ARE NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SEDUCING A MAN. FOR GOD'S SAKES THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS! JESUS WAS A SAND NIGRA, HE WAS BORN IN piffleING THE MIDDLE EAST. DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE FOR ONE WHITE MAN TO BE BORN IN THE MIDST OF 10000000 TOWEL HEADS? THE BIBLE HAS TRUTHS BUT MOST OF IT IS METAPHORS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE POINT, NOT MEANT TO HAVE YOU FOLLOW EVERY SINGLE WORD. TAKE A piffleING SCIENCE CLASS. BEFORE YOU BASH OTHER RELIGIONS, DO SOME RESEARCH SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE BASHING. YOUR A BUNCH OF DICKS. IF PIE IS NOT IN THE BIBLE, AND YOU EAT IT, THEN YOU ARE GOING AGAINST THE WORD OF GOD. AND IF YOU CAN EAT PIE, WHICH IS NOT IN THE BIBLE, WHY IS SEX NOT ENJOYABLE? GOD CREATED IT FOR US TO ENJOY IN THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES. HALLOWEEN IS JUST A HOLIDAY FOR FUN. NOT TO LITERALLY CELEBRATE THE DEAD. IT IS NOT OKAY TO BEAT ANYONE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU THEY ARE SATAN. YOU CAN NOT BEAT SATAN WITH A ROD. piffle TARDS.

Now, I know you will sidestep every argument in this, call me a woman and ban me, but just further proves your habit of plugging your ears and saying, "lalalalalalalalalalalalalala i am right you are wrong." Bastards.

That is all.

*sniff* It is hateful rants like this that hurt my feelings the most.

I tried to answer your questions the best I could.

[Higgins]

Re: Where do LandOver Baptist find happiness?

Say Levi, did you know that this lady is a MORMON

Ya know I wrote a paper in undergrad basically saying that Mormonism is flawed because it relied on the science of its day to justify its belief system. Ironic how now they have had to rescind much of what justified their system.