[Joshua.Wright]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

Ohhh.
Massive fire sword, or secrets of the universe.
Why must I be forced to choose between the two most awesome things ever!?!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I can't wait to get up to heaven and be single again. My wife is ok but like all women it's yappity yappity yap all the time . But as Jesus says we are not reunited with our wives when we are dead,

Matthew 22:29 Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God. 30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


Churches are full of old ladies who think they are going to die and be reunited with their husband. READ YOUR BIBLE! You're not going to give him any more ear ache in heaven, he had enough of that when he was alive.



He will be blissfully single again and won't have to listen to your crap anymore.


Hallelujah!



Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I'm looking forward to never having to wonder whether the GOP will win an election, and never having to worry that the GOP will field a Mormon or Catholic candidate.

I know Heaven's not a democracy, but I've always assumed people in Heaven would still want to hold elections to decide who were the best folks to coordinate the singing of hymns and the praising of the Lord and whatnot.

I believe the Pastors will be in charge of those details.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I'm looking forward to never having to wonder whether the GOP will win an election, and never having to worry that the GOP will field a Mormon or Catholic candidate.

I know Heaven's not a democracy, but I've always assumed people in Heaven would still want to hold elections to decide who were the best folks to coordinate the singing of hymns and the praising of the Lord and whatnot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.

I know you aren't.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

I can't wait for my new name!

He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.
Revelation 2:17

Born into the cultish papist family as I was, I was named to honor the pagan goddess the pope pretended was the mother of God. I cannot wait for my new name, a name that honors Christ Himself. I only hope it isn't too difficult for me to learn to come when my new name is called.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.

If, as no doubt you claim is the case, Heaven does not exist then you are announcing that "no-one" is going "nowhere"

..in which case you ought to consider, since "everyone" is going "somewhere" [a logical consequence of your double negative], where exactly are you going?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.

Friend,

Please hold back from the god mocking for a second and answer the question; if you went to heaven what would you look forward to doing?

[Jedediah]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.

Surprise, surprise. A God-mocking degenerate lacks the spiritual discernment to recognize Heaven Bound Christians destined for Glory, even while in our midst. Jesus told us to expect these types during these end times.

Jude 1:16-19
These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.

Really?

How so? That's a strong assertion, friend. Care to back it up with evidence?

[Evil Atheist Heart]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

From what I've seen in this thread, it looks like no one is going to heaven.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

No women?

We won't be married or given in marriage. Although the Bible does say we'll be saved through childbirth.

It's a confusing topic, and I just live my life as if I am to be saved. After all if it does turn out that women don't have souls, it won't matter.

[Miss muslimdestroyer]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

Well not sure if we will have sex in Heaven since there will most likely be no women. But you are right. Being next to our loving Savior Jesus while He laughs at at sinner being dipped in boiling oil is perfection.

No women?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

Some people might think this is a little bit weird, but I'm mostly looking forward to getting Ronald Reagan to give me a piggyback around Heaven's Blessed Fields. "Giddyup, gipper! Hi-ho, Dutch!"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: what facilities are looking forward to in Heaven?

oooooooooooooh, sitting on Jesus' lap please!! Yes, yes yeeeeees! While watching the damned burn too, of course, what a turn on!

Well not sure if we will have sex in Heaven since there will most likely be no women. But you are right. Being next to our loving Savior Jesus while He laughs at at sinner being dipped in boiling oil is perfection.