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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843

    #16
    Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

    Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post

    I've never heard of Joyce Meyer before. Who is she?
    Um, a false-church woman minister, who is on the fast track to hell if she doesn't see the error of her ways in time (like noddy used to be)

    Hmm, I see you have changed your signature to a Cross of Jesus, instead of that bunny doodad, and that's a step in the right direction, bunny girl!

    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • 14th_fox
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2007
      • 12

      #17
      Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Too bad the army didn't teach you how to write with apostrophes. Maybe if you could write right they would have kept you for a clerical job.


      mybe so

      but thet did TEACH me how to KILL

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2026
        • 15118

        #18
        Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

        Originally posted by 14th_fox View Post
        mybe so

        but thet did TEACH me how to KILL
        I'm certainly glad to hear they still allow some of our Armed Forces to kill.
        Can you do hand-to-hand? Can you kill with just one finger?

        You wanna Wrestle?
        I just love Wrestling

        You could be my newest friend?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Shelem
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2007
          • 21

          #19
          Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

          this girl sounds fun
          much better then these other "you're going to burn in hell whooooooo evil demon spirit apocalypse die" people

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

            Originally posted by Shelem View Post
            this girl sounds fun
            much better then these other "you're going to burn in hell whooooooo evil demon spirit apocalypse die" people
            Please don't flirt with me you, you, you Devil Worshiping fiend!!!
            My Love is for Jesus. He fills me with his Love every single day of my life and when someday he decides to kill me in the way of his choosing I shall thank him.

            Now, why are you not baking nice Cakes for your Husband? Why are you not having Babies to give Jesus some more new Christian Soldiers?

            I can help you find Jesus. He is there you know..................... watching you.

            GLORY!!!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Shelem
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2007
              • 21

              #21
              Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

              hilarious... you are a master of laughter
              I am joyous of my life as well, just I thank my achievements.

              I am much to busy with my open thought and art, I translate Hebrew, Arabic and English it is such a wonderful job, I am free, I am not bound by anything except my ethics, our laws, my values and the greater good. I have a girlfriend and I shall be secure without a spouse, she does not really like cakes very much, she prefers different pastries and I do not know how to cook. I do not intend on having children, if I do then they shall be allowed to choose their own faith, Judaism, Islam or Buddhism perhaps.
              I do not need Jesus, I saw how his followers became corrupt so I gave up hope on them for they only talked about his love but never proved worthy for such.

              Glory is only that which is for the greater good, to make more to fight and die is not Glory.

              By the way, you sound rather attractive, I do wish for your number or such, you would be quite an interesting date.

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              • brother damion
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Dec 2007
                • 11

                #22
                Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                Originally posted by Shelem View Post
                hilarious... you are a master of laughter
                I am joyous of my life as well, just I thank my achievements.

                I am much to busy with my open thought and art, I translate Hebrew, Arabic and English it is such a wonderful job, I am free, I am not bound by anything except my ethics, our laws, my values and the greater good. I have a girlfriend and I shall be secure without a spouse, she does not really like cakes very much, she prefers different pastries and I do not know how to cook. I do not intend on having children, if I do then they shall be allowed to choose their own faith, Judaism, Islam or Buddhism perhaps.
                I do not need Jesus, I saw how his followers became corrupt so I gave up hope on them for they only talked about his love but never proved worthy for such.

                Glory is only that which is for the greater good, to make more to fight and die is not Glory.

                By the way, you sound rather attractive, I do wish for your number or such, you would be quite an interesting date.
                haha you rule shelem. welcome to this crazy ass forum breathe in the stupidity that flows from this place...its a bittersweet scent that i cant get enough of. PRAISE JESUS!!!!

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                • Shelem
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 21

                  #23
                  Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                  oh yes, so much stupidity, more than enough
                  its like laughing gas this scent is, quite addictive.

                  yes, do praise your Jewish deity, sometimes he is inane to worship, but in other cases (looking at you) his essence has made some good

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                    Originally posted by Shelem View Post
                    oh yes, so much stupidity, more than enough
                    its like laughing gas this scent is, quite addictive.

                    yes, do praise your Jewish deity, sometimes he is inane to worship, but in other cases (looking at you) his essence has made some good
                    And BANG goes the gong. We do not allow 16 year old goth feminazis to post in our Godly forum.

                    I know that we'll all be praying for you.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Dwayne DeKalb
                      Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 156

                      #25
                      Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                      Look here. These guys are jerks. They're first class hard hearted uncaring dangerous people, but believe me, they are far too real!

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                      • Rogue Witch
                        Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
                        Under Investigation
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 24

                        #26
                        Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                        Um, a false-church woman minister, who is on the fast track to hell if she doesn't see the error of her ways in time (like noddy used to be)

                        Hmm, I see you have changed your signature to a Cross of Jesus, instead of that bunny doodad, and that's a step in the right direction, bunny girl!

                        I did not do that!
                        ()__()
                        (='.'=)
                        (")_(")
                        You can't kill the Bunny!

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                        • Tammy
                          Satan's skinny date
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 16

                          #27
                          Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                          Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                          Look here. These guys are jerks. They're first class hard hearted uncaring dangerous people, but believe me, they are far too real!
                          That's the sad thing Dwayne; they fail to see the little white lights in all of us and deny that Jesus loves us very much. When I was puking blood and my hair was falling out in clumps I could feel the arms of my Glorious Prince wrapped tightly around me. I knew I was safe and I knew I was cared for. I don't listen to what these people say.

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                          • Ahimaaz Smith
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 2549

                            #28
                            Re: THE TRUTH ABOUT LANDOVER

                            Originally posted by 14th_fox View Post
                            just read all of this and you will see what they are doing
                            Just read the Bible and you will see what we are doing.

                            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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