[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Well, speaking as a Scot I'm far more qualified than ANYONE to make sweeping judgements about English Monarchs. Considering any royalty which wishes to replace God as the head of mankind's relationship with our Saviour is blasphemy anyway, and severe inbreeding of European royal familes, it's hardly surprising that this woman is perhaps not the worst carbunkle on the butt of good Christian society but is certainly a bit of a hemarrhoid on it at least.

She did, after all, openly and unashamedly declare a few years back that she had an 'Anus Horribilis'.

I for one, am just glad she only told us about it and didn't actually show us it.

Oops! Corrected post!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Well, speaking as a Scot I'm far more qualified than ANYONE to make sweeping judgements about English Monarchs. Considering any royalty which wishes to replace God as the head of mankind's relationship with our Saviour is blasphemy anyway, and severe inbreeding of European royal familes, it's hardly surprising that this woman is perhaps not the worst carbunkle on the butt of good Christian society but is certainly a bit of a hemarrhoid on it at least.

She did, after all, openly and unashamedly declare a few years back that she had an 'Abus Horribilis'.

I for one, am just glad she only told us about it and didn't actually show us it.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Hello

First off the statement means that just because you have religion does not mean you are the only person of virtue. The queen is attempting to reach out to those of all religions and those of no religion to ask them to work together.

Secondly the queen is not a Muslim, in England there is a large Muslim population and therefore as an important figurehead of the English nation it is important for her to be seen with them and not aloof.

My third point is really a question why exactly do you and your Church hate my Country so much? All over your forums i have read things like: English sports teach children to be gay. To which I respond in England we have sports that make American football players look like nancy boys. I don't understand your hate our nation may not share your religion but Protestants are more god fearing than most.

II Chronicles 15:13 is quite clear. Mohammedans should all be killed. Atheists should all be killed. THAT IS NOT THE MESSAGE FROM THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND!
Zoroastrians should all be killed. Their children should all be killed.
Hindus should all be killed.
Mormons should all be killed. Mormon "missionaries" infect England like lice.
Witches should all be killed. Their wives should all be killed.
The Tao is satanic. Animists are demon worshippers. Chinese ancestor worshippers should all be killed. All the revolting religions from the Indian & Arabian sub-continents should be killed.

God is absolutely plain speaking about this: the consequences of practising any of these false and demonic religions is SO SEVERE and God's lovingkindness SO GREAT that He wants to spare us from the filth of these foul creeds.

Native religious systems from The Americas are all based on hallucination and the consumption of mind bending alkaloids which are sufficient in themselves to send everyone who eats them (or drinks the urine of "priests" who have eaten them) to HELL. That is why all native Americans who have not converted to Christianity should be killed.
Pagans should all be killed.
Heathens should all be killed.
Buddhists should all be killed.
Followers of Norse & Russian pantheism should all be killed.
Every Pacific islander (except the ones that have converted to Christianity) should be killed. If they have converted to Roman Catholicism, they should be killed: they are idol worshippers.
All Catholic Europeans should be killed. All their babies should be killed. Their wives should all be killed.

That gives you some idea of the extent of Satan's corruption of God's creation, and the lengths God is prepared to go to to ensure that His tendermercies reach those whom He loves (Christians), and to prevent the horror of FALSE SATANIC RELIGION perverting our thoughts and spewing rubbish about the morality of non-Christians being equivalent to the perfection of God's Law or able to deliver anything akin to His Plan For Salvation.

In reality, they have no morals at all.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Furthermore even though I am an Atheist, I was once a Protestant and I find your assertions that the Church of England does not follow the teaching of Jesus to be ignorant and foolish.

~Britney

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

How are the female clery getting on?


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Bet you havn't heard that one for a while spoken from the pulpit? How are those gay weddings going? Bishop still turning a blind eye is he?


YiC

Jack

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Furthermore even though I am an Atheist, I was once a Protestant and I find your assertions that the Church of England does not follow the teaching of Jesus to be ignorant and foolish.

~Brit

Then you obviously don't know the teachings of Jesus. I doubt you have ever so much as glanced in the direction of a Bible.

The Apostate CHURCH OF ENGLAND!


The Anglican Church Exposed!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

This is truly lamentable that you have so little else to do that you spend your time inventing nonsensical anecdotes with no regard for your imprudence.

Unlike you who read all those answers. Off you go then, I'm sure you have canser, or even homosexuality, to cure.

[mark.porter]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

To all those who responded what wonderfully foolish drivel you are spouting. You all sit, it would seem due to the swiftness of your responses at your computers just waiting for something to complain about. This is truly lamentable that you have so little else to do that you spend your time inventing nonsensical anecdotes with no regard for your imprudence.

Furthermore even though I am an Atheist, I was once a Protestant and I find your assertions that the Church of England does not follow the teaching of Jesus to be ignorant and foolish.

~Brit

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

I don't understand your hate our nation may not share your religion but Protestants are more god fearing than most.

Maybe they were after the Reformation. All we have now in England are wet, limp wristed vicars, who spend their time having cups of tea with old ladies. They conduct their sermons in nearly empty churches. What remains of the congregation are being spoon fed a diluted view of Jesus's message. The Bible is twisted to fit the modern, atheist society and bears little resemblance to it's true message. They will do anything to make Christianity fit so they can keep their jobs. The word of God is the word of God. It cannot be edited by man and one day they will be judged.

I heard one of these preachers on the radio saying he liked "The Life of Brian" by the Monty Python crowd. (one sodomite in hell, just four to go)

God fearing? poppycock.

YiC

Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

My third point is really a question why exactly do you and your Church hate my Country so much?

The answer is, because God hates your country, and your queen is satan incarnate.

[mark.porter]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Hello

First off the statement means that just because you have religion does not mean you are the only person of virtue. The queen is attempting to reach out to those of all religions and those of no religion to ask them to work together.

Secondly the queen is not a Muslim, in England there is a large Muslim population and therefore as an important figurehead of the English nation it is important for her to be seen with them and not aloof.

My third point is really a question why exactly do you and your Church hate my Country so much? All over your forums i have read things like: English sports teach children to be gay. To which I respond in England we have sports that make American football players look like nancy boys. I don't understand your hate our nation may not share your religion but Protestants are more god fearing than most.

[SUV]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

I think I got her point dead on.

Usually, she tries to hide it with that tacky crown she wears

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Brother Gabriel, I think you may have misunderstood her point.

"people of faith have no monopoly of virtue."

The Queen Of England.

I think I got her point dead on.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

In a story from last week, it was revealed that the Queen of England (to no one's suprise) hates Jesus. From the article:

Brother Gabriel, I think you may have misunderstood her point.

She spoke of the "contributions" of those from other religions and those who hate God.

Surely, Brother, she's talking about taxes. She wants to increase taxes on atheists, humanists, Muslims, Jews, and all other God-mocking non-Christians!

I bet Pastor Ezekiel has been having discussions with her on how to make England more Godly.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

The Queen is a secret Muslim!

[SUV]

Re: Queen of England Hates Jesus

Falsies!!!