[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

..think.......

the pot is rather calling the kettle black, methinks

[Bible Student]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

It rather think it's a bad idea, young people should be informed about sex, how it goes and what you should or shouldn't do while doing it.

And by young I mean like 17-18 year is old enough for your first experience, because alot of divorces in young couples is because of bad sex, bad sex is a bad wedding, and if people don't know how to have sex it will be bad, and if they don't know how they must do it, it will end badly either way.

Bad sex causes divorces or bad weddings, and I don't think that's a good idea.

Sex is a beautiful thing that connects two lovers, why must you people bannish everything that's good about it, I don't say that watching porn is a good thing but they must know or do it at least once before marriage.

Joe S. Mcllhaney, Jr., M.D., president of The Medical Institute for Sexual Health says,

Research indicates that couples who cohabit before marriage have a 50 percent higher divorce rate than those who don't. These couples also have higher rates of domestic violence and are more likely to be involved in sexual affairs. If a cohabiting couple gets pregnant, there is a high probability that the man will leave the relationship within two years, resulting in a single mom raising a fatherless child. As a matter of fact, people who have sex outside of marriage usually don't wind up marrying each other. Nope, not even when the thought of getting married was their reason for having sex.

http://www.marriageromance.com/stories/10802697703.htm

Leave it to a ferign atheist to get it all backasswards.

[Sheldon the Swede]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

It rather think it's a bad idea, young people should be informed about sex, how it goes and what you should or shouldn't do while doing it.

And by young I mean like 17-18 year is old enough for your first experience, because alot of divorces in young couples is because of bad sex, bad sex is a bad wedding, and if people don't know how to have sex it will be bad, and if they don't know how they must do it, it will end badly either way.

Bad sex causes divorces or bad weddings, and I don't think that's a good idea.

Sex is a beautiful thing that connects two lovers, why must you people bannish everything that's good about it, I don't say that watching porn is a good thing but they must know or do it at least once before marriage.

[SarahWeiben]

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[QUOTE=Mistress Cookie;671809]Dear JennySue:

Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

You Go, Girl (as the kids say today)

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Thats a very good idea Mistress Cookie!! I will make my own sash, and wear it to school tomorrow!

[MitzaLizalor]

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It's lovely to see the interest in this sex initiative. It's a real slap in the face for Satan as we push back against his so not welcome flood of iniquity. And whether he calls it "Krisna consciousness" or "Zen" or "mothers little helper" we are not deceived: to us his real objective sticks out like a sore thumb and Sister Lycia - under the smiling approval of the Pastoral team - is brimming with fresh stuff to help us cut it off at the root.

Thank you, God..

and "Ha Ha" Satan!

There have been some excellent ideas for non-sex based activities that will be very effective in banishing thoughts of masturbation, harlorty, interspecies erotica, pornography, sexting, drugs, lap dancing, sensual massage, and the grotesque abuse of food from impressionable young minds - and I would like to add one that kept me fascinated, as a child, for hours.

I'm sure quite a few of us will remember French knitting. And there are larger sizes available too

BUT A WORD OF CAUTION one young strumpet managed to sneak in the international symbol for

"I AM A PROSTITUTE AND AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOW"

even into this innocent French knitting alphabet!

Another large sized model, showing how the stitching can be done, to make an actual garment to take home:

for example, a lovely hat.

[Brother Scott]

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What a relief! I was afraid that the liberals were infiltrating!

I can guarantee that I am not of the persuasion. In fact, I have now dedicated my life to combating them and consider them sworn enemies of Christ.


Especially Barry Maobama.

[Joshua The Converted]

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Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.

The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.

And please, don't joke about being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK?

Thank you for answering my question, Reverend. And I'm sorry about the Pastafarian comment, it won't happen again.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My apologies on the typo Reverend. It was noticed by me after I was able to edit it. My incompetence is unforgivable and I will pray for forgiveness and that it never happens again.


It should simply read that I too have joined the group.

What a relief! I was afraid that the liberals were infiltrating!

[Brother Scott]

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My apologies on the typo Reverend. It was noticed by me after I was able to edit it. My incompetence is unforgivable and I will pray for forgiveness and that it never happens again.


It should simply read that I too have joined the group.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank you Lycia. What does DoF stand for, and why am I being investigated by them? I suppose it is because I might secretly be a God-Mocking Pastafarian?

Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.

The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.

And please, don't joke about being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK?

I was in Freehold, Iowa last month on business and witnessed a highly respected member of the Landover Church giving money to a local prostitute. I was shocked at what I saw. I think we all deserve an explanation for what took place. I have it recorded on my phone.

Mistress Cookie may dress rather flamboyantly at times, but we will all thank you not to refer to her as a "local prostitute". Her body is the temple of Jesus, and only He may enter! She told me so herself, repeatedly!

You can't go wrong with the 'three Ps': Pasta. Paper plates.

Careful, Brother. You know what Pasta can lead to, with certain weaker souls about. We don't want to put forth a stumblingblock!

Sister Lycia, I am proud to say that O joined your group.

Oprah?
Obama?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Help make a difference! Join the Junior Anti-Sex League Today

You can't go wrong with the 'three Ps': Pasta. Paper plates.

[Joshua The Converted]

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I propose this to you, Mistress Cookie and Lycia. We do this at my school in Textile Class, and all the kids really enjoy it! You get two circles of cardboard, cut another, smaller holw in the middle, wrap some knitting wool, or yarn, around them untill you have it around the whole thing at least 3 times, cut around the edges, and take out the cardboard. It makes a perfect sphere made with as many colours that you can put in there! I think we could have Mistress Cookie's idea on one night, and mine on another? Or alternating weeks?

[Brother Scott]

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Sister Lycia, I've been giving this a lot of thought since I posted earlier. I have been told in the past that I am a pretty good public speaker and I would like to offer my oral skills to help spread the word of Christ to these future heathens. I am even available to show them why the need to accept the word of God into themselves in anyway that I can possible help do so. Of course, I would welcome any and all the Godly young ladies of Landover Baptist to help me guide it into them, and even help with my oral explanations. In fact, I encourage them to partake as well!


Again.....God bless all of you and keep up your fantastic work!

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

Just wanted to clarify here that it is A-OK if you want to do that, Jenny! Feel free to make your own sash and wear it with pride while spreading our message of chastity and purity!

EDIT: Sister Lycia: I wanted to offer to come to your group some Friday or Saturday night (when you're trying to keep the kids off the streets) and do a craft project, like weaving "Eyes of God™"

What you do is take popcicle sticks (twigs look too hippie-ish) and wrap yarn around them, moving from the inner section out. It's really fun, and bound to offer hours of good wholesome activity.

The kids will have a ball!

Wow Sister, that is exactly the kind of super-cool activity I know our teen members will love! I know all too well the allure that fornication can have on an idle teenage mind, but if we True Christians™ keep coming up with "totally rad" ideas like that to keep our kids occupied, than pre-martial sex doesn't stand a chance!

P.S. Have you considered joining as one of our "Big Sisters", Cookie? I know you are quite busy organizing many of Freehold's events, but we can always use another True Christian™ lady like yourself to show some of our girls the ropes when it comes to acting like a proper lady. Not to mention I think the official red sash would look lovely with that dress Brother James bought you.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Thank you so very much Sister Lycia! Oh believe me that will never happen! My Father has raised me better then that.

Dear JennySue:

Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

You Go, Girl (as the kids say today)

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EDIT: Sister Lycia: I wanted to offer to come to your group some Friday or Saturday night (when you're trying to keep the kids off the streets) and do a craft project, like weaving "Eyes of God™"

What you do is take popcicle sticks (twigs look too hippie-ish) and wrap yarn around them, moving from the inner section out. It's really fun, and bound to offer hours of good wholesome activity.

The kids will have a ball!