[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Care for some company? You might need someone to fight off the slants, you do know what they do to white females don't you?

Thank you for your very kind offer, Brother Diamond. I am feeling this is a trip I must make alone, however. You men are needed here in Landover in case the Yellow Threat spreads here, and more coolie kidnappings occur.

Do you have time today to look under the hood of my car, though? (I'm using the maroon one in the garage to get to the airport.) I want to make sure it's in tip-top shape, so there's no delay tomorrow. I'll be out running last minute errands (hairdresser, etc.) but the key is under the stone cupid.

Thank you, good brother.

[Bible Student]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Originally Posted by Bible Student
Brother James, should you need all the money quickly, and I mean only in the most dire emergency I believe I can offer a solution. I could "lend" you some packets of my investment grade diamonds which have been appraised at well over $170,000 and which you would realize that amount on a quick sale. [I would not mention that both California gemologists who appraised the packets are in federal penitentiary for exaggerated appraisals.]

There's something fishy going on with the whole DeWitt Corp. in James' absence. I'm sorry, but I cannot bear false witness about what I instinctively feel to be RIGHT.

Bring the gems to the guesthouse. I can appraise them myself. Many of we womenfolk know how to do this, so we don't end up with a bum engagement ring.

I'm leaving tomorrow.
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Sister Cookie, you might have noticed that I wrote "packets of my investment grade diamonds which have been appraised at well over $170,000." These packets are sealed and stamped by the gemologists and are numbered. The appraisal bears the packet number and is accompanied by a high resolution, macro focus picture of the packet with gemstones. Their value would plummet should you open the packet. I'm not sure how you would grade them without opening the packets. I have the utmost faith in the certificates of appraisal that come with each packet.

[Sam Diamond]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

There's something fishy going on with the whole DeWitt Corp. in James' absence. I'm sorry, but I cannot bear false witness about what I instinctively feel to be RIGHT.

Bring the gems to the guesthouse. I can appraise them myself. Many of we womenfolk know how to do this, so we don't end up with a bum engagement ring.

I'm leaving tomorrow.
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Care for some company? You might need someone to fight off the slants, you do know what they do to white females don't you?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother James, should you need all the money quickly, and I mean only in the most dire emergency I believe I can offer a solution. I could "lend" you some packets of my investment grade diamonds which have been appraised at well over $170,000 and which you would realize that amount on a quick sale. [I would not mention that both California gemologists who appraised the packets are in federal penitentiary for exaggerated appraisals.]

There's something fishy going on with the whole DeWitt Corp. in James' absence. I'm sorry, but I cannot bear false witness about what I instinctively feel to be RIGHT.

Bring the gems to the guesthouse. I can appraise them myself. Many of we womenfolk know how to do this, so we don't end up with a bum engagement ring.

I'm leaving tomorrow.
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[Bible Student]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I think you all misunderstood. I have to make nine trips to the bank, withdrawing $9K at a time. Once the funds are out of the bank and beyond the IRS's radar, we can they see about getting it out of the country.
I know a freighter leaving from NY on the 10th of March. It stops in Libya, Somalia then China sometime around May 23rd. They are friends and will ensure safe passage of the money.

Brother James, should you need all the money quickly, and I mean only in the most dire emergency I believe I can offer a solution. I could "lend" you some packets of my investment grade diamonds which have been appraised at well over $170,000 and which you would realize that amount on a quick sale. [I would not mention that both California gemologists who appraised the packets are in federal penitentiary for exaggerated appraisals.] I have all the documentation and certificates of appraisal. Then you can pay me back $9,000 at a time. If opals, rubies, emeralds, pearls, or sapphires would make for a better exchange, I have them too.

Let me know if I can be of assistance in this time of need.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I think you all misunderstood. I have to make nine trips to the bank, withdrawing $9K at a time. Once the funds are out of the bank and beyond the IRS's radar, we can they see about getting it out of the country. I know a freighter leaving from NY on the 10th of March. It stops in Libya, Somalia then China sometime around May 23rd. They are friends and will ensure safe passage of the money.

And what kind of assurances do we have that Brother James is being properly cared for in the mean time? As I read it, you said you could get $9,000 today and $9,000 tomorrow. Give it to me as a deposit, and I'll go out there on my own. I want to see with my own eyes what's going on at this "monestary".

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I think you all misunderstood. I have to make nine trips to the bank, withdrawing $9K at a time. Once the funds are out of the bank and beyond the IRS's radar, we can they see about getting it out of the country.
I know a freighter leaving from NY on the 10th of March. It stops in Libya, Somalia then China sometime around May 23rd. They are friends and will ensure safe passage of the money.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

I was up late last night, reading everything I could get my hands on about the "Chinese" persuasion. It looks even worse than I feared!

In a book about Winston Churchill I found THIS:

Hardly a day went by in the House of Lords without a question about the coolies. Inquiries had shifted from the injustice of their contracts to their unruly behavior. The coolies seemed to have brought with them every social evil. They gambled and started riots...

Equally shocking to the turn-of-the-century English mind was the crime of homosexuality. In August, Churchill had been asked to comment on reports that the Chinese, deprived of their families, were practicing unnatural vices on a large scale. A Cape Colony solicitor named Leopold Luyt had written several MP's that homosexuality in the compounds was open and scandalous...

I have heard rumors that our Brother James is very...well built. Those damned yellow devil deviants will never release him once they uncover that!

This all may be more complicated than I thought

[Sam Diamond]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

PRAISE GOD™ someone is taking this situation seriously!

But "wiring" the funds is dangerous. No assurances they'll let James go And they'll probably use the money to get all hopped up on drugs and start shooting up the place.

I think we should use one of Brother DeWitt's planes to fly over there personally and do the exchange. I'll go...and I'll bet Lycia would, too. This operation is going to require top secrecy.





PS: Cancel the Rev. Osborne lunch. He can come to my place instead and I'll feed him something. He always nods off and takes a long nap after eating, anyway. I'll serve stew and dumplings or something heavy so he'll hurry up and konk out.

Miss Cookie, IRS regulations make it very difficult to withdraw an amount of cash greater than $9,000. It would take one transaction a day for nine days to get the needed funds. I do not mind making the nine trips for Mr. Dewitt. I can make one trip on Wednesday, another on Friday. Next week is out as I'll be making a trip in the truck, the following week I can go on Thursday. I do not want to look further forward that two weeks. If that is Ok, let me know.

Brother James, are you really going to take two females to China? Think man, think!
Pay them money, for what? Have they earned it? May I suggest hiring a dozen black water operatives, and taking Mr Dewitt back. I know some people

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Posting pictures of women with their faces covered with white stuff, perhaps?

Please stay on topic.

(white should . . . .
only be worn . . .
to prayers)

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

How can a pic of fully dressed women be "porn"?

Posting pictures of women with their faces covered with white stuff, perhaps?

Please stay on topic.

[Jerakk]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Don't worry...I would choose all-black, as we might have to do some sneaking around and wall-scaling at night.

Maybe you should read before posting. Right there sister Cookie is talking about it.

[Khaotic Angel]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

@Jerakk : I don't remember any 1 saying anything about a "midnight rescue"
@Pastor Zeke : How can a pic of fully dressed women be "porn"?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

God hates perversions, but He especially hates cooters that go sideways!

Don't EVER post chink porno on God's favorite forum again!!

[Jerakk]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Or this? :

I highly doubt that dressing up as a clown would help with sneaking over a wall. Pretty sure all that white will catch light pretty darn well in a midnight rescue.