[Brother McGregor]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

your logic is flawless...


Praise

[Justin Bill]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

Then I guess, by the same token, I can judge everyone else who edited quotes and label them as inconsiderate, truth-haters; and if they despise truth, they must despise Christ?

Well, that made a lot of sense.

What are you trying to say or insult me with Sillymoo?

Only members of the landmark forum can do these things, because they are done in the act of saving souls and bringing them to Christ.

I should probably explain some of our techniques for spreading salvation:

1. if a+b=c, then a+e=Q
this is a simple form of logical persuasion, an example is:
all the land around me is flat, therefore the whole earth is flat

2. Circular logic
this is the classic hole in the bucket, I need a stick to plug the hole the in the bucket, but i need a knife to cut the peice of wood, the knife is dull and i need water to put on the stone to sharpen it, there is a hole in the bucket.

3.accuse others of misdeads and insult them in order to allow them to accept other things as truth.

stockholm syndrome i think

4. use a person's words against them
twisting what someone says and using it out of context can pit someone against themselves.

5. my invisible God is bigger than your invisible God
This one i am still learning, but it is quite usefull for claiming how cool Jesus is

6. if i could promise you a virgin bride, could you believe in christ?
this one i picked up while selling cars for three weeks

7.Ether- this is also a term used in sales, its used to describe using someones desire, ego, and greed to create an anethesia for the unsaved trash.
"can't you feel how good it must feel to give so much money to the church... imagine how all of your freinds will be envoius of your holiness"

this is enough of converting to Christ 101 for now, if anyone would like, i would love to start a more formal thread on the ways we can spread the love of Christ and make lots of money for our landmark Retreat center....

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

I applaud you on your clever rebuttal.

You ought to applaud me for holding back the mod who wanted to toss you out on your unsaved behind.

[Sionisx2]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

YOU
should shut up.
Unsaved abomination.

I applaud you on your clever rebuttal.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

and Brother Temperance, you couldn't be more correct:
Fagots ARE NOT people.
However, they were once living... as trees.

So are you a Boodhist or something? God hates that.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

I see where your coming from SillyCow, they do tend to call a lot of people names... which they base on whatever circumstances they can fabricate at the time. And for all the Judging they do, they should look up matthew 7: 1-5.
It's just a matter of respect, you don't run around calling people chinks, silly jews, nigra's, or whatever else.

YOU
should shut up.
Unsaved abomination.

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

Actually, I'm a guy. ._.

Long story short:
my friends and I made a facebook group of "silly animals" a while ago, and it kind of stuck with me, as well as many of my other friends.
It's a high school thing~

so you are also a furry or a plushie?

People who have sex with animals or stuffed toys?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

If my name's "SillyCow", then I must be some gay freak who has no friends and believes that God is just some myth

I must give you kudos for admitting it. But have you ever considered giving up the sodomite deathstyle and finding peace in Jesus? If you do, no matter what else happens in your life, you will always have at least one friend.

[JennyD]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

If a filthy brown wench such as myself is able to call myself a "sand nigra", the glorious white people should be able to do so as well.

Well said, Miss Schahar . . . Schoohizzle . . . Miss S!

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! Have you decided to give up worshipping Allah, the Moon god, and pray to the Creator instead?

Thank you for not exploding.

[Scheherazade]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

If a filthy brown wench such as myself is able to call myself a "sand nigra", the glorious white people should be able to do so as well.

[Sionisx2]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

I see where your coming from SillyCow, they do tend to call a lot of people names... which they base on whatever circumstances they can fabricate at the time. And for all the Judging they do, they should look up matthew 7: 1-5.
It's just a matter of respect, you don't run around calling people chinks, silly jews, nigra's, or whatever else.

[SillyCow]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

Spelling badly is a sin, probably one of the greatest sins.. it shows disprespect to the Holy Bible, the one written in the one true language of Christ, English!!

I changed your quote to what I think you were asking. It's good you came to this forum, you will find lots of ex-gays that will help you with your spelling and "straighten" you out with church ordained electrical aversion therapy... look it up on the net.

It is a mistake I have made in the past, reading the wrong version of the Bible, burn your other versions, because they are the works of Satan. and in fact, using any other version of the bible other than king james is pretty much worshiping satan, licking his horns, and taking his thick creamy sacrament.

Praise Jesus!!

I really hope you don't burn in hell friend...

Wow...
Changing the quote... how mature~

And here we go again, falsely labeling others as homosexuals, chinese, and nonbelievers.

and English being the one true language of Christ?
the "Holy Bible" is a translated version of the original scriptures
(although many versions leave out important parts, or add in false ones)
I doubt translators would try translating from English to English.


and Brother Temperance, you couldn't be more correct:
Fagots ARE NOT people.
However, they were once living... as trees.
A fagot is simply a pile or bundle of twigs, branches and sticks.
Thank you so much for bringing out such an important point.
And look! You even gave me credit for it; how thoughtful.


And great job to everyone who judged me by judging my name?
If my name's "SillyCow", then I must be some gay freak who has no friends and believes that God is just some myth?
Then I guess, by the same token, I can judge everyone else who edited quotes and label them as inconsiderate, truth-haters; and if they despise truth, they must despise Christ?

Well, that made a lot of sense.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

Fags are not people

Well, I'm glad we've found something we can all agree on.

[Justin Bill]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

Actually, I'm gay. ._.


Unless misspelling a word or asking for advice is a great sin,
please don't judge others based on such small details.

Spelling badly is a sin, probably one of the greatest sins.. it shows disprespect to the Holy Bible, the one written in the one true language of Christ, English!!

I changed your quote to what I think you were asking. It's good you came to this forum, you will find lots of ex-gays that will help you with your spelling and "straighten" you out with church ordained electrical aversion therapy... look it up on the net.

It is a mistake I have made in the past, reading the wrong version of the Bible, burn your other versions, because they are the works of Satan. and in fact, using any other version of the bible other than king james is pretty much worshiping satan, licking his horns, and taking his thick creamy sacrament.

Praise Jesus!!

I really hope you don't burn in hell friend...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Just a simple complaint~

That's very true, although, I just don't think that Jesus would go around saying hey chinky, or wassup negro, I just think it's a little too judgemental, your response seemed very well thought out though.

Well that would depend on why He chose to create the Chines and the Negroes, now wouldn't it? Are you familiar with the Sin of Ham, as in Ham, son of Noah?