My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Hello brother and sister in Christ.

I was wanna share whit you a thing what have been happen me a lot recentally, especials the last few days.

I have been haveing wet dreams.

I mean like really wet whit water and wake up sweating cos OK is hot here in Alicante and sometime even my light very thing satin pijama is make me too hot and sweaty so I have to take that off me and even sleep on top of the bed after wake up so hot and nervyous and sweaty and try cool off my body even splashing some cool water on me for cool down but anyway, is no so much the hot what is make me all sweaty and no able for sleep but the dreams theyselves.

I think is maybe a sign from Jesus what is up in Heaven that I am ready for be bauptizated - I'm think anyway.

I like know what you all think, especialy the Pastors.

My dreams what are recur a lot are:


1)
I dream I'm swim in warm nice water, very deep blue but sunny up out the water. I'm happy. I'm estatic, and floating and I feel all wonderfull sensations all over me.

2)
I dream I'm swim in warm jacuzzi water,bubbles are caress me all over, very deep blue wet water but sunnyshining deep down and on my body what is no whit nothing on. There is dolphins swiming whit me. They help push and gentle move me around and towards the ligght so my body is get warmer and more happy.

3)
I dream I'm in a warm bath and I'm feel a little drunk and very hapy. A dolphin is in bath whit me and tickle me.

4)
I dream I'm a bath full of hot cream. Somebody is there and holding me. Again I'm naked like when I was born from out my mother's womb. I think this is a image of reborning and the person is Jesus. He make me feel exhausted and happy all at same time.

This last one is a sign for bauptism I'm think.

I'm no a Pastor but I'm think perhap these dream are a sign that Jesus is trying say me that He want me to take the final estep and get me bauptizated and get all covered in the wet warm wetness of Christ what is His gift of bauptism for us! I'm hope that yes!

What are you all think?
All advises and interpretatements is very welcome. I feel so excite and happy. But nervous too.

Please help me understand this!

Big hugs,
MAri xxx

[wait_what]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

It may well be time. Have you read every word of the Bible yet?

[Cursed]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Praise God!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

It does sound to me that it may be a sign that you are ready. The Lord does work in mysterious ways. I often have a dream that I am sat on top of a very large pole. I take this as a sign that every day I am getting closer to Heaven.


YiC

Jack

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

These Dreams are clearly representations of The Sauce, one third of Our Lord the other parts being The Noodles and The Holy Meatballs.

Let us take each dream in turn

1)
I dream I'm swim in warm nice water, very deep blue but sunny up out the water. I'm happy. I'm estatic, and floating and I feel all wonderfull sensations all over me.

You are being made aware of the Sauce

2)
I dream I'm swim in warm jacuzzi water,bubbles are caress me all over, very deep blue wet water but sunnyshining deep down and on my body what is no whit nothing on. There is dolphins swiming whit me. They help push and gentle move me around and towards the ligght so my body is get warmer and more happy.

The Sauce is cooking, simmering, you are becoming one with the sauce, the dolphins may very well represent the Holy Meatballs

3)
I dream I'm in a warm bath and I'm feel a little drunk and very hapy. A dolphin is in bath whit me and tickle me.

You are experiencing the joys of the Beer Volcano, that which awaits you in Heaven.

4)
I dream I'm a bath full of hot cream. Somebody is there and holding me. Again I'm naked like when I was born from out my mother's womb. I think this is a image of reborning and the person is Jesus. He make me feel exhausted and happy all at same time.

He is showing you the richness of The Sauce and how you life will be less cumbersome if you throw of the confines and restraints that are being pushed upon you

I am overjoyed for you María for Our Lord Noodle has obviously made his touch vivid and real to you, rejoice María

RAmen

[HTannor]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

How very strange.

Something similar has happened to me. I just thought it was a loss of bladder control.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

. I often have a dream that I am sat on top of a very large pole. I take this as a sign that every day I am getting closer to Heaven.


YiC

Jack

Whe I was younger I was alway dreaming I was sitting on top of a large russian - my sister older sayed me it was my mind rejecting comunistic tendencies, and that my single track mind was remindering me this.

I'm nos so sure of this, but I think the water in all my other dreams might be for me to get a Pastor to wet me whit Christ shower of love - Bauptism!

YIC, MJ

[wait_what]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Have you decided which Pastor you would like to have perform your Baptism?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Have you decided which Pastor you would like to have perform your Baptism?

I have no doubt her wish list would go:

1. Pastor Ezekiel
2. Everyone else

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

You are being made aware of the Sauce etc.

Mr. Freddie I don't think Miss Gálvez is in need of any more sauce

However if she were travelling to Landover the question of a chaperone arises; perhaps Mr. McUinnean would be available?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Mr. Freddie I don't think Miss Gálvez is in need of any more sauce

However if she were travelling to Landover the question of a chaperone arises; perhaps Mr. McUinnean would be available?

A interesting choice.....and certainly no problem from me, although his wife could perhap no be so happy about a travel to the US whitout her and the children!..I'm sure would be honrable gentleman, but I'm think would be better have bauptism here in Spain if possible.

Surely are Pastors all over? No?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

A interesting choice.....and certainly no problem from me, although his wife could perhap no be so happy about a travel to the US whitout her and the children!..I'm sure would be honrable gentleman, but I'm think would be better have bauptism here in Spain if possible.

Surely are Pastors all over? No?

We still have not heard anything about Macaroni

That girl needs to be Saved®. I have a few private planes that can fly down to Mexico and pick your cousin up. Oh, and I guess you can come along too.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

That girl needs to be Saved®. I have a few private planes that can fly down to Mexico and pick your cousin up. Oh, and I guess you can come along too.

I'm sure would be honrable gentleman, but I'm think would be better have bauptism here in Spain if possible.

Geography is not your strong point is it Remy?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Geography is not your strong point is it Remy?

Beaners are from Mexico. If Maria isn't a beaner I don't know what is.

[HTannor]

Re: My WET DREAMS: A sign I am ready for BAUPTISM?

Far be it from me to point out the obvious, but what's a negroidal doing with a fleet of planes?

And worse yet, why are they idle?

- Gun running a little slow this time of year?

- Drug shipments a little slow?

- Not enough illegal messicans can afford the freight to cross the border?

- South of the border watermelons not yet ripe?