[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Female Hysteria

Nowadays we call hysteria panic attacks.

That movie was a good thriller/suspense. Imagine being in a plane where the pilots are incapicatated and you have to rely on a passenger to land it. It had me on the edge of my seat the whole time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Female Hysteria

Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

Although you might have a Godly Duty, you also have a duty to obey secular law (see above) until such time as America is a Theocracy.

[Frederick Bloomers]

Re: Female Hysteria

I spoke to a woman earlier today who said she'd suffered a panic attack cooking at the restaurant she works in yesterday. Naturally, I questioned her on this, as yesterday was the Sabbath, as you know. I pointed out to her that the Bible says one who works on the Sabbath should be put to death (Exodus 35:2- Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death). I therefore put her panic attack down to guilt- she hasn't been killed as the Bible demands, so she panicked as she expects punishment.

My fellow Christians, is this a case where it is my duty to kill this woman, or would that be outlawed under the 10 Commandments as well? Obviously the secular courts would probably count it as murder.

[Holyfield]

Re: Female Hysteria

Nowadays we call hysteria panic attacks.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Female Hysteria

I've helped countless young women through my special ministry and I've come across my share of hysterical girls. It is indeed a real medical condition, but because of political correctness, it's no longer in textbooks (just like how homosexuality was considered abnormal psychology up until the 1970s). These women are troubled and need expert help. I've done my best to help alleviate their suffering through my self-designed "Osborne Push Method" which is 33-50% more effective than general pelvic massages.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Female Hysteria

I don't understand. I get hysteria every once in a while, but a good smack upside the head seems to be the best cure.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Female Hysteria

I do not wish for anyone to read anything that they don't wish to. Especially those keeping themselves pure, because that is truly a commendable thing.

That is very kind of you Mr. Warren, though since the other True Christian men are saying you are a Pervert... oh, I'll just say you are a kind pervert!

YiC
Elisabeth

[Mr.Warren]

Re: Female Hysteria

Oh, atleast he warned us ladies. Strange man.
YiC Elisabeth
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I do not wish for anyone to read anything that they don't wish to. Especially those keeping themselves pure, because that is truly a commendable thing.

[Pure_Angel]

Pure Angel, no, he did not provide any useful Bible information at all. He merely described his sexual fantasies. Not sure why, exactly, he felt that his sex fantasies would be relevant to this discussion.

Oh, atleast he warned us ladies. Strange man.
YiC Elisabeth
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[Mr.Warren]

Re: Female Hysteria

Mr. Warren, posting a warning in big, bold type before you post your pornographic fantasies does not change the fact that you have posted your pornographic fantasies, which is a clear violation of this forum's rules.

Trust me, that was not a sexual fantasy of mine, and I will not talk about my sexual fantasies as this is not the time nor place for it.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Female Hysteria

Pure Angel, no, he did not provide any useful Bible information at all. He merely described his sexual fantasies. Not sure why, exactly, he felt that his sex fantasies would be relevant to this discussion.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Female Hysteria

B-but everyone knows that a female orgasm is the work of Satan. Poor woman, being possesed by demons, and then having some brittish "doctor" touching their naugthy bits.

So technically, if I am right, it just got worse for the woman and now they are burning in hell?

I didn't read Mr. Warrens post, as he was so kind to warn us. Can someone tell me if it was just perverted or was he quoting the Bible?

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[napa valley nan]

Re: Female Hysteria

I recently found the following on Wikipedia, and was hoping to get the opinions of Landover's Pastors regarding this medical condition: Female Hysteria

The 'female' hysteria was only a missing of the minds when men did not understand real grown women.
lets look at the signs and what they were about okay, #1:

faintness - hello, corsets

nervousness - thoughts: "everyone tells me Im worthless and just birthing" machine/house appliance

insomnia - "what am I doing here??"

fluid retention: could be anything..diet (drink 6 glasses a day good rule)

heaviness in abdomen: "sinking feelings in heart"

muscle spasm - the body rebels overflows with short circuit

shortness of breath - more corsets

irritability - husband came home drunk and violated when you finally got to sleep without byyourleave

loss of appetite for food or sex - feeling time to give up

"a tendency to cause trouble" - scowl sigh, or raised voice

Lets look at these Oh yes, this is DEPRESSION and corsets, not hysterics

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Female Hysteria

The "manual stimulation" is obviously the woman getting masturbated, and from what I recall on reading it, many women would fake hysteria so they could get another visit from the 'ole doctor because their husbands weren't having sex with them or they weren't satisfying their sexual desires.

Most women are capable of having an orgasm, it just takes a lot longer to reach than a man, so if her husband is a selfish lover she is probably not going to have an orgasm.

Various articles to follow soon, would get them for you all now, but I don't have the time this morning.

And if the women is some fat, bloated, oozing monster reeking of perfume(like most are), do you think that's some how the husbands fault he can't get an erection looking at her???

How does the above give her the right to call him gay?? Care to explain that MR Warren.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Female Hysteria

Mr. Warren, posting a warning in big, bold type before you post your pornographic fantasies does not change the fact that you have posted your pornographic fantasies, which is a clear violation of this forum's rules.