[big john 55]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

not everything needs a biblical source, just general knowledge of reading the bible

[Cursed]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

whoa watch the language buddy jesus doesnt like it when we offend each other

Biblical source, please?

[big john 55]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

making an even bigger ass out of yourself

whoa watch the language buddy jesus doesnt like it when we offend each other

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

wow nice fail guys, while youve been worring over the end of the world i said a prayer when i woke up and spent the rest of the day golfing....

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[big john 55]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

wow nice fail guys, while youve been worring over the end of the world i said a prayer when i woke up and spent the rest of the day golfing....

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

Out of curiosity....

Anyone hear from Rev. Rodimer today?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

I would just like to let everyone know that Portway is still down in the basement. I read this thread while I was at LBU and when I got home, I called down to him through one of the ventilation shafts for the bomb shelter. He asked if the rapture was upon us and he was very upset when I told him it did not seem to be occurring

I fear he may be having one of his episodes. He started rambling on about numbers and how they do not lie, I think I heard the word chip repeated over and over, I am not certain what he was referring to, and then he began what I can only describe as very high pitched whaling, almost a keening, like a heathen woman in the depths of grief.

Then he stopped and asked me if he was fired from his job. I told him I had not heard anything about that, but that I would look into it for him. And to those that have read this whole thread, I dissuaded him from eating anything from swollen cans. Hopefully he will calm down in a few days. When he does, I will need help opening the door to the bomb shelter, as it weighs nearly two tons.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

IT HAS TO HAPPEN

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

It can still happen. Maybe the math was a little off. I mean, we're talking about thousands of years here, it's expected he'd be a few hours off...

It's going to happen, I just know it.

[SUV]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

I will write this in a RUSH because it is an EMERGENCY! Time is passing QUICKLY! I don't even have the time to wonder any more how this-all will affect next year's Christmas Shopping and what I should get all the Pastors for next Christmas - if there is a next Christmas - there isn't of course....

So I just wanted to say that if RA11 doesn't go as planned - I mean if this thing doesn't happen as these things sometime do -
or rather, don't - you can stash all your valuables in my spare room so that they'll be Safe while you are gone. Don't worry about my Rottenweiler, he's just a big old Friendly Baby as long as you give him the password: RAW MEAT!

See y'all in Beulah Land

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

Anything in town yet It should be happening by now right I can only see this thread so I dont know what else to do What did Dutch Girl mean about a new clock Did the clock tower at Landover University collapse Was there an earthquake because I didnt feel one down here but this bomb shelter is really solid Is it OK to eat canned food if it looks like the can is bulging a little

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

Just cause it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't happen. There's still time. There's still time.

You need a new clock!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

Its happening right Im holed up in the bomb shelter in the old Poole house basement Im hooked up to an old dial up connection on that piece of shit 286 that Bessemer wont throw away The forum looks really weird on whatever old browser this thing has it looks like a BBS board from 1990 I cant connect to any websites and the formatting is really weird I hope you can read this OK For some reason this is the only thread I can see Maybe it has to do with the dial up identity or whatever So are people getting raptured or what I havent felt any earthquakes I hope Jesus can find me down here I took my clothes off and I admit I sort of fell off the wagon last night I remember posting right before I came down here I hope it wasnt as bad as what I posted after the election but it probably was Well Ill just wait to be raptured I guess See you all in Heaven Praise

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

Dear Brother Wash,

You HAVE to stop blaming yourself for that allegedly dead tranny hooker! If this had happened to some other persecuted rich, white male, you would have been the first one to leap in and defend him. Give yourself the same leeway.

As part of the team that won you acquittal on federal, State, and civil homicide charges (and as an alternate member of the civil jury), I am 100% confident that you cannot be held legally liable for this event pursuant to rules of double jeopardy. And I mean that from the heart.

You ministered to that tranny as best you knew how. You did everything to her possible. Clearly, once you blacked out from liturgical exhaustion, s/he violently stabbed his/herself to death, inflicting fake "defensive wounds" on his/her palms and forearms. Was it guilt that drove him/her/it to try to hide her/its/his own body and post-humously splatter you with blood? A desire to frame a prominent True Christian™? Where was Napa Valley Nan that night? The point is we'll never know.

I don't blame you, Wash. I DON'T BLAME YOU. Let me win this final victory for you. Let me get Wash acquitted in the highest Court in the land... The Court of Wash.

Yours in Him,
BAB, Esq.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Wash O'Hanley's final thoughts (on the eve of the apocalypse)

You know what I'm sick of? All those damn phone calls in middle of the night.

Get over here, Levi. Wash has done it again. Bring the hydrofluoric acid, sponges, bleach and drops cloths. Don't forget your shoe covers, surgical cap and some extra gas masks for us.

Or my other favorite. Levi, get out to California. We have another problem. Yeah, wake Aaron up and fly out here immediately. I guess you'll have to find a pig farm. Improvise! That's what we pay you for. You didn't really think we keep you on the payroll because of your horrible sermons, did you? No idiot, it's because you aren't squeamish and you're good at solving certain problems.