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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #1

    Avatior

    Somebody keeps changing my Aviator! They have found pictures of me on flickr and are substituting them for my aviator of choice.

    Please tell me why you are doing this. I have tried to post avaitors that a suitor will find attractive (Joshua in particular).
    Last edited by Roberta; 02-27-2008, 09:16 PM.
    Come climb my mountains.
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Avatior

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Somebody keeps changing my Aviator! They have found pictures of me on flickr and are substituting them for my aviator of choice.

    Please tell me why you are doing this. I have tried to post avaitors that a suitor will find attractive (Joshua in particular).
    I believe you mean avatars (unless you are referring to aviators - which might be some kind of new helium inflated bra stuffers).

    If memory serves me correctly one of the Pastors here has requested that you clean up your act. We are here to praise Jesus, not act like a wanton harlot trying to hit on our virile True Christian™ men. You may have also angered the Ladies of Landover for behaving like a trollop for shamelessly displaying your pits and flirting with one of their betrothed.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • narrowpathy
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 318

      #3
      Re: Avatior

      I don't have an Avatar.

      "An avatar (also spelled as avatara) In Hindu philosophy , most commonly refers to the incarnation (bodily manifestation) of a higher divine being (deva), or the Supreme Being (God) onto planet Earth. The Sanskrit word avatāra- literally means "descent" (avatarati) and usually implies a deliberate descent into lower realms of existence for special purposes. The term is used primarily in Hinduism, for incarnations of Vishnu whom many Hindus worship as God. Shiva and Ganesha are also described as descending in the form of avatars, with the Ganesha Purana and the Mudgala Purana detailing Ganesha's avatars specifically.
      The word has also been used by extension to refer to the incarnations of God or highly influential teachers in other religions, especially by adherents to dharmic traditions when explaining figures such as Jesus."
      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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      • sinner
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Feb 2008
        • 67

        #4
        Re: Avatior

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        Somebody keeps changing my Aviator! They have found pictures of me on flickr and are substituting them for my aviator of choice.

        Please tell me why you are doing this. I have tried to post avaitors that a suitor will find attractive (Joshua in particular).

        It's the work of the devil! Hallelujah and praise the Lord! I see this pawprints all over your turbines...I mean, aviators!

        __________________________________




        "The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior. -- Jerry Falwell

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817

          #5
          Re: Avatior

          Originally posted by sinner View Post
          It's the work of the devil! Hallelujah and praise the Lord! I see this pawprints all over your turbines...I mean, aviators!

          __________________________________




          "The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior. -- Jerry Falwell
          I do not believe this? Are you suggesting that God has "paws"? And what are my "turbines"?
          Come climb my mountains.

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          • sinner
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Feb 2008
            • 67

            #6
            Re: Avatior

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            I do not believe this? Are you suggesting that God has "paws"? And what are my "turbines"?
            No child, I'm not suggesting that the Good Lord has paws (noticed his was spelled with a small "h" and a "t" to boot - had it been in reference to the Lord, it would have been His with a capital "H" as it appropriate and called for in the Heavenly rules). I was refering to the devil...now, he has paws!

            As for your turbines, if you don't know what that is by now, well, you need more help than I can offer and refer the matter to Him for His guidance and His wisdom.

            ____________________________




            "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" – Pat Robertson

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            • Roberta
              Anti La Leche League Organizer
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 1817

              #7
              Re: Avatior

              Originally posted by sinner View Post
              No child, I'm not suggesting that the Good Lord has paws (noticed his was spelled with a small "h" and a "t" to boot - had it been in reference to the Lord, it would have been His with a capital "H" as it appropriate and called for in the Heavenly rules). I was refering to the devil...now, he has paws!

              As for your turbines, if you don't know what that is by now, well, you need more help than I can offer and refer the matter to Him for His guidance and His wisdom.

              ____________________________




              "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" – Pat Robertson
              I guess you mean my turbinates. Believe me, Lucifer has never picked my nose.
              Come climb my mountains.

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              • sinner
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Feb 2008
                • 67

                #8
                Re: Avatior

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                I guess you mean my turbinates. Believe me, Lucifer has never picked my nose.
                Turbinate, masturbate, urinate, desacrate, defecate...I agree, no way ole Lu could ever pick that!

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                "There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore." -- Pat Robertson, address to his American Center for Law and Justice, November, 1993.

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                • Sionisx2
                  On Probation
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 191

                  #9
                  Re: Avatior

                  Originally posted by sinner View Post
                  No child, I'm not suggesting that the Good Lord has paws (noticed his was spelled with a small "h" and a "t" to boot - had it been in reference to the Lord, it would have been His with a capital "H" as it appropriate and called for in the Heavenly rules). I was refering to the devil...now, he has paws!

                  As for your turbines, if you don't know what that is by now, well, you need more help than I can offer and refer the matter to Him for His guidance and His wisdom.

                  ____________________________




                  "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" – Pat Robertson
                  You sir, are enjoying harassing these people entirely too much

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                  • sinner
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 67

                    #10
                    Re: Avatior

                    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                    You sir, are enjoying harassing these people entirely too much
                    Well, I never! I'll pray for you so that the Good Lord can wipe those evil thoughts from your mind and that happy smerk from your face.

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #11
                      Re: Avatior

                      I decided to change my aviator (He is my co-pilot) again. Too many comments have been made about my construction.

                      I have chosen a picture of my dear sweet auntie (may she RIP). I am her namesake.
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Avatior

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        I decided to change my aviator (He is my co-pilot) again. Too many comments have been made about my construction.

                        I have chosen a picture of my dear sweet auntie (may she RIP). I am her namesake.
                        Can't you keep your arms down? The stench in your hovel must be staggering.

                        And how do you roll out a pie crust with your arms flapping wildly in the air?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #13
                          Re: Avatior

                          This is my dearly departed Aunt Bobbie, Pastor Zeke. I was named after her. She was well known for her Shoofly pie.

                          Robbie

                          PS: Thank you for allowing me to become a member.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Bro Izzy
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 161

                            #14
                            Re: Avatior

                            Joshua is a man of God, I don't think he would be interested in your French whores armpits. He requires a true Christian woman. You might be better selling your wares on some whore site where the men would mate with the barbers floor given half the chance
                            Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #15
                              Re: Avatior

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Can't you keep your arms down? The stench in your hovel must be staggering.

                              And how do you roll out a pie crust with your arms flapping wildly in the air?
                              I think it's her Catholic impression:
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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