Avatior

[Roberta]

Somebody keeps changing my Aviator! They have found pictures of me on flickr and are substituting them for my aviator of choice.

Please tell me why you are doing this. I have tried to post avaitors that a suitor will find attractive (Joshua in particular).

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Avatior

Somebody keeps changing my Aviator! They have found pictures of me on flickr and are substituting them for my aviator of choice.

Please tell me why you are doing this. I have tried to post avaitors that a suitor will find attractive (Joshua in particular).

I believe you mean avatars (unless you are referring to aviators - which might be some kind of new helium inflated bra stuffers).

If memory serves me correctly one of the Pastors here has requested that you clean up your act. We are here to praise Jesus, not act like a wanton harlot trying to hit on our virile True Christian™ men. You may have also angered the Ladies of Landover for behaving like a trollop for shamelessly displaying your pits and flirting with one of their betrothed.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Avatior

I don't have an Avatar.

"An avatar (also spelled as avatara) In Hindu philosophy , most commonly refers to the incarnation (bodily manifestation) of a higher divine being (deva), or the Supreme Being (God) onto planet Earth. The Sanskrit word avatāra- literally means "descent" (avatarati) and usually implies a deliberate descent into lower realms of existence for special purposes. The term is used primarily in Hinduism, for incarnations of Vishnu whom many Hindus worship as God. Shiva and Ganesha are also described as descending in the form of avatars, with the Ganesha Purana and the Mudgala Purana detailing Ganesha's avatars specifically.
The word has also been used by extension to refer to the incarnations of God or highly influential teachers in other religions, especially by adherents to dharmic traditions when explaining figures such as Jesus."

[sinner]

Re: Avatior

Somebody keeps changing my Aviator! They have found pictures of me on flickr and are substituting them for my aviator of choice.

Please tell me why you are doing this. I have tried to post avaitors that a suitor will find attractive (Joshua in particular).

It's the work of the devil! Hallelujah and praise the Lord! I see this pawprints all over your turbines...I mean, aviators!

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"The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior. -- Jerry Falwell

[Roberta]

Re: Avatior

It's the work of the devil! Hallelujah and praise the Lord! I see this pawprints all over your turbines...I mean, aviators!

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"The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior. -- Jerry Falwell

I do not believe this? Are you suggesting that God has "paws"? And what are my "turbines"?

[sinner]

Re: Avatior

I do not believe this? Are you suggesting that God has "paws"? And what are my "turbines"?

No child, I'm not suggesting that the Good Lord has paws (noticed his was spelled with a small "h" and a "t" to boot - had it been in reference to the Lord, it would have been His with a capital "H" as it appropriate and called for in the Heavenly rules). I was refering to the devil...now, he has paws!

As for your turbines, if you don't know what that is by now, well, you need more help than I can offer and refer the matter to Him for His guidance and His wisdom.

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"Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" – Pat Robertson

[Roberta]

Re: Avatior

No child, I'm not suggesting that the Good Lord has paws (noticed his was spelled with a small "h" and a "t" to boot - had it been in reference to the Lord, it would have been His with a capital "H" as it appropriate and called for in the Heavenly rules). I was refering to the devil...now, he has paws!

As for your turbines, if you don't know what that is by now, well, you need more help than I can offer and refer the matter to Him for His guidance and His wisdom.

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"Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" – Pat Robertson

I guess you mean my turbinates. Believe me, Lucifer has never picked my nose.

[sinner]

Re: Avatior

I guess you mean my turbinates. Believe me, Lucifer has never picked my nose.

Turbinate, masturbate, urinate, desacrate, defecate...I agree, no way ole Lu could ever pick that!

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"There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore." -- Pat Robertson, address to his American Center for Law and Justice, November, 1993.

[Sionisx2]

Re: Avatior

No child, I'm not suggesting that the Good Lord has paws (noticed his was spelled with a small "h" and a "t" to boot - had it been in reference to the Lord, it would have been His with a capital "H" as it appropriate and called for in the Heavenly rules). I was refering to the devil...now, he has paws!

As for your turbines, if you don't know what that is by now, well, you need more help than I can offer and refer the matter to Him for His guidance and His wisdom.

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"Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" – Pat Robertson

You sir, are enjoying harassing these people entirely too much

[sinner]

Re: Avatior

You sir, are enjoying harassing these people entirely too much

Well, I never! I'll pray for you so that the Good Lord can wipe those evil thoughts from your mind and that happy smerk from your face.

[Roberta]

Re: Avatior

I decided to change my aviator (He is my co-pilot) again. Too many comments have been made about my construction.

I have chosen a picture of my dear sweet auntie (may she RIP). I am her namesake.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Avatior

I decided to change my aviator (He is my co-pilot) again. Too many comments have been made about my construction.

I have chosen a picture of my dear sweet auntie (may she RIP). I am her namesake.

Can't you keep your arms down? The stench in your hovel must be staggering.

And how do you roll out a pie crust with your arms flapping wildly in the air?

[Roberta]

Re: Avatior

This is my dearly departed Aunt Bobbie, Pastor Zeke. I was named after her. She was well known for her Shoofly pie.

Robbie

PS: Thank you for allowing me to become a member.

[Bro Izzy]

Re: Avatior

Joshua is a man of God, I don't think he would be interested in your French whores armpits. He requires a true Christian woman. You might be better selling your wares on some whore site where the men would mate with the barbers floor given half the chance

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Avatior

Can't you keep your arms down? The stench in your hovel must be staggering.

And how do you roll out a pie crust with your arms flapping wildly in the air?

I think it's her Catholic impression: