[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

If anybody needs me for anything, I'll just be over here, filling my bathtub with ice. Again.

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

And then

thesre were a other incident and could you to believe it , it were my OWN SISTER (OK, she's a JW and no exactly esmart, in fact she's the least brained of the family, even although she's the older of my sisters)...

anyway, we were playing waterpolo and just generally having funs in the pool and my cousin Yolanda appeared!

Reminder you we are VERY good cousins and friends too! Is so wonderful to have a cousin like Yolanda! So we always hug when we see us! Is natural totally, yes?



Of course! I mean we all the cousins do this (well, my sisters Lola and Maica don't really - but they are JWs)







I hadn't saw her for like nearly a year so we gave a big hug hug hug whit each other there in the pool and then start to laugh and a other hug etc - you know how are this things, because the phisical countact is normal here in Spain, especially whit family and friends, yes?!?!


And then of course we start to play in the pool whit the little nephews and stuffs, and have fun, which is normal!



Anyway, when we come from the pool, my sister was there all disaproves on her estupid face (remember she are a JW and no very esmart) and she say a very iced 'Hola' to Yolanda and then start to say us how it is uinmoral and owful and obsenical for show so much affection EVEN if we're cousins because her children and other persons will have the wrong impression and think we are 'bolleras' and like I was so amaze she could even say us this!
And I say 'Maica, are you borned estupid or have you got to take extra especial classes??'

I mean, how wrong can she be!!!?

Estupid thing to say - Mr Child say before that the affections between girls's is fine from the biblic point of views and especially when we were only playing around, I mean it's not like we were all slow kissing and hugging and rubbing us together the chests being topless floating in the water or being like octopussies whit each other, it was a just all inocent happy to see each other. I mean we were in public anyway!

I mean, can you believe my sister can even THINK like that!!!???!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

Do not brag about your virginity. Jesus Christ, in his infinite wisdom and glory, created women specifically to please man and bear his children.

Bragging about being a virgin is spitting in the DEAR SAVIOR'S face, as you're telling him you'd rather live YOUR way than bear children like a good, Christian woman.

Unless you are spending all of your time cooking and cleaning (doubtful), best get a ring on that finger and a child in that stomach.

If you don't do this soon, God will surely find a place for you in hell, where the rest of the godly will enjoy your burning screams.

Best in Christ~

Are you some libertine in disguise? 'Cause I've never seen a Christian fault somebody for being a virgin before.

[William A]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

Do not brag about your virginity. Jesus Christ, in his infinite wisdom and glory, created women specifically to please man and bear his children.

Bragging about being a virgin is spitting in the DEAR SAVIOR'S face, as you're telling him you'd rather live YOUR way than bear children like a good, Christian woman.

Unless you are spending all of your time cooking and cleaning (doubtful), best get a ring on that finger and a child in that stomach.

If you don't do this soon, God will surely find a place for you in hell, where the rest of the godly will enjoy your burning screams.

Best in Christ~

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

She's a damned gypsy. Every one of them is disease-infected, and not one of them over the age of 3 are virgins!

Well this girl is NO gipsy, Rev. I'm too muchwhite and clean-living and NO 'gitana' thankss you very much!!!

And virgin too of course.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

That's a strapping, handsome young fellow there. I don't blame him for using the side-hug and the old hover hands, as I'm sure he has to fend off a lot of amorous advances. Why, looking at the Vietnamese prostitute in that picture, you can just tell she's already undressing him in her mind!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

I practice the side-hug. This prevents me from touching anyone's breasts or rubbing genitalia by accident. Front-hugging is a form of sodomy, like dry-humping.

That works. You can also play it safe and use "hover hands".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

But she's not Italian, and she's a virgin!

She's a damned gypsy. Every one of them is disease-infected, and not one of them over the age of 3 are virgins!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

I practice the side-hug. This prevents me from touching anyone's breasts or rubbing genitalia by accident. Front-hugging is a form of sodomy, like dry-humping.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

But she's not Italian, and she's a virgin!

Probably the greater hazard would be for Mari, as I'd worry she might contract some goth disease from me, due to my many years misspent fornicating with goth girls.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

...if you and I were married, um...

If you were married to her you'd have some wop disease is my guess.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

Thank you

So it's fine for me to make hugs whit my sisters and my female friends! Thank you!

Yes, and unless I'm misunderstanding scripture...

1 Corinthians 7:2-5

2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

3Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

5Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

...if you and I were married, um...



Oh goodness, you'll have to excuse me for a moment, I need to go fill my bathtub with ice cubes and take another cold shower!

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

I must respectfully disagree, only because the Bible is not clear on this subject. Let's cover the degree of physical contact shown in those photos first. King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. No matter how big his palace was, there HAD to have been physical contact just with the sheer logistics of finding room for 1,000 women to sleep!

It is worth noting that Solomon's wives led him astray with their worship of strange and daemonic gods, but there was nothing wrong with the 300 concubines. Jesus Christ Himself admired Solomon. We can tell, because when he described the beauty of the lilies of the field in Luke 12:27; He said that they were arrayed even better than Solomon in all his glory (surrounded by 1,000 women before God punished him is when Solomon was in ALL his glory).

Now, what about the more prurient definition of physical contact between women?

Well, we know from Leviticus Chapter 20 that "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. "

However, there is no corresponding punishment in the Law for women who lie with womankind. That tells me that lesbianism is probably about as abominable to the LORD as eating shellfish. Other crimes, punishable by death, are therefore far worse such as bestiality, parental disobedience and going to work on the Sabbath.

I have a theory on this, which is that man-on-man action is comparable to the Sin of Onan, while no seed is spilled uselessly when women bump muffets.

Now... there are certain acts which women should refrain from while having physical contact:

Deuteronomy 14:3 - Thou shalt not eat any abominable thing.

Thank you

So it's fine for me to make hugs whit my sisters and my female friends! Thank you!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

You sissyfied fairyfag pervert. There's nothing about making love (to your wife) in the Bible, so God doesn't like it. No foreplay, soft music, candles, just tab A, slot B, repeat as necessary, you'll know when you're done, anything else is lust and perversion.

Or that's what an insane True Christian™ version of me would say.

I don't think you have the foggiest notion what a True Christian™ would say about anything.

I can tell you what the Bible says about making love to one's wife, if you're interested:

1 Corinthians 7:2-5

2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

3Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.

4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.

5Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

[Didymus Much]

Re: PHISICAL contact between women - are there RULES?

...it would be OK for me to make love...

You sissyfied fairyfag pervert. There's nothing about making love (to your wife) in the Bible, so God doesn't like it. No foreplay, soft music, candles, just tab A, slot B, repeat as necessary, you'll know when you're done, anything else is lust and perversion.

Or that's what an insane True Christian™ version of me would say.