[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Joe the Apiarist Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...

Snivelling tool of Satan – quote the whole passages and the context!

Ge:47:29: And the time drew nigh that Israel must die: and he called his son Joseph, and said unto him, If now I have found grace in thy sight, put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me; bury me not, I pray thee, in Egypt:
Ge:47:30: But I will lie with my fathers, and thou shalt carry me out of Egypt, and bury me in their buryingplace. And he said, I will do as thou hast said.

A dieing man has made a final request and is being helped by his son, and all you can do is make blasphemous remarks.

I suppose when the time comes for your dear father to descend to Hell, you’ll be putting your hand in his mouth to pull the gold teeth!

You’ve just gone below that papist Mr Martin in my prayer list.

[Justin Bill]

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Wait a minute then. What's going on here:
Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...

Genesis 32:24-26 (King James Version)

King James Version (KJV)
24And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.

25And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.

26And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.


I am not skilled in understanding these wise words of the bible, as i have shown my ignorance often on such spiritual matters.

perhaps one of the wise men of landover can help me understand this bible passage

[Juliette]

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Wait a minute then. What's going on here:
Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...

How dare you abusing the Holy Bible to promote filth homerism.

You will be burn in hell for this sinner. Accept Jesus before you find yourself forever on top of Satans razorsharp sword of evil.


Romans 1:27 ... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

What part of this isn't clear to you?

[Joe the Atheist]

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Such activities are clearly homersexural. Touching your own tallywacker is bad enough, but touching other men's or boy's tallwackers is much worse.

Since you are touching a male unmentionable member, that makes you and the man/boy you are touching a filthy queer!

Wait a minute then. What's going on here:
Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...

[Juliette]

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And imagine all those possible Soldiers for Jesus being lost forever in an abandoned empty factoryhall.

[Justin Bill]

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Justin, I must step in here and rebuke you for your stunning ignorance of God's Holy Word.


I hope this clears things up. You can thank me later.

Thank you Pastor, I feel rebuked. I sometimes get confused

I think I misread the article http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...turbation.html


I will keep my mind on Christ and hands off.

I apologise to everyone for draging your minds through the filthy gutter of sin, and if anyone wants to come over for some serious Bible study on the subject, please private message me. The more the merrier

Justin--Trying hard to be smart for the Lord

[Justina Thyme]

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I vaguely remember the term "circle jerk" from a time long ago when I had to live in a rather unsavory part of town and was out walking one early evening. As I recall, there was a ho down at the scene there, too, but I did not wish to get involved so I just kept walking.

It was very strange.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?!?

What have I stumbled in here upon?

I thought we were gunna have a circle jerk square dancing Ho Down.

I had no idea it was a perversion that could send you to Hell!

We need to change the title of this thread so innocent women and children won't be visually assaulted with all this disgusting sex talk.

JESUS weeps and I'm sick, I tell ya SICK!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Perhaps i should look into the Straight 4 jesus archives, but circle jerking is technicly not a sin, since it does not involve any holes, and its not mastrabation, because you are not doing it to yourself.

anyone have any bible verses that say that circle jerks are against God's law?

didn't think so.

As long as you are thinking of Jesus, i am sure its alright.

wait, whose hand is that?

Thanks Jesus!

Justin, I must step in here and rebuke you for your stunning ignorance of God's Holy Word.

Such activities are clearly homersexural. Touching your own tallywacker is bad enough, but touching other men's or boy's tallwackers is much worse. All True Christians™ know that if a man or boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. You need to accept the fact that you and your "circle of boyfriends" are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! And "fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since you are touching a male unmentionable member, that makes you and the man/boy you are touching a filthy queer!

I hope this clears things up. You can thank me later.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Perhaps i should look into the Straight 4 jesus archives, but circle jerking is technicly not a sin, since it does not involve any holes, and its not mastrabation, because you are not doing it to yourself.

anyone have any bible verses that say that circle jerks are against God's law?

didn't think so.

As long as you are thinking of Jesus, i am sure its alright.

wait, whose hand is that?

Thanks Jesus!

All I know is that it is some kind of activity where the winner is judged by being the first at something. Women tend to complain about men who have engaged in this - but what would they know.

Anyway, it seems to me that you could be in big trouble if you spilled anything.

[Justin Bill]

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While it's hip to be square, I think he meant something rather unholy, Sister.

Perhaps i should look into the Straight 4 jesus archives, but circle jerking is technicly not a sin, since it does not involve any holes, and its not mastrabation, because you are not doing it to yourself.

anyone have any bible verses that say that circle jerks are against God's law?

didn't think so.

As long as you are thinking of Jesus, i am sure its alright.

wait, whose hand is that?

Thanks Jesus!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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What is a circle jerk? That sounds fun. Is it some sort of square dance?

I asked one of our unsaved IT people, and ... well, let's just say that I'm going to have to spend a lot of time in my prayer closet, getting that image out of my mind.

[Wide-Open]

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Jesos2:waiting for next command....

Bad Commandment or filename. Sheesh, pre-MS-DOS 3.2 kids!

What is a circle jerk? That sounds fun. Is it some sort of square dance?

While it's hip to be square, I think he meant something rather unholy, Sister.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sorry to interupt your true Christian™ Circle jerk, but maybe you don't need faith.

What is a circle jerk? That sounds fun. Is it some sort of square dance?

I'll ask the band at our next ho down if he knows the song or anything about it.

Thanks Brother.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Justin Bill]

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Faith is the foundation of Christianity. If you doubt,

Sorry to interupt your true Christian™ Circle jerk, but maybe you don't need faith.

the voices in my head tell me that Landover is true, and to only read the KJ1611 Bible. That is enough for me, I do what i am told by my superiors, and that is enough for me.


I am a proud and happy Christian Pod person that needs no logic or thought, only to be subserviant to those who tell us what to do.

Maybe Brothers and sisters, especially sisters, a little bit of humbly serving the lord would bring us all closer to salvation?

Jesos2:waiting for next command....