[Miss Maisie]

Re: I want to be a christian

And what have you done to show this willingness? It might be more convincing if you're fixin on eating a steak real soon. God don't like vegetarians.

And you must repent of your unusual liking for birds, of course.

[Spazo the Troll]

Re: I want to be a christian

I thought it was god speaking to me through the prophet - wide-open. haha

No I am ready and willing, on my knees

[Miss Maisie]

Re: I want to be a christian

Sarcasm and mocking Jesus ain't appreciated on this forum, mr troll. Are you truly interested in becoming saved? Because you don't sound like you know the Lord. A man who has Jesus in their heart would not behave as you do.

[Spazo the Troll]

Re: I want to be a christian

You first have to burn that ungodly S15.

Oh my lord! How did you know?

God?

Is that you?

[Wide-Open]

Re: I want to be a christian

You first have to burn that ungodly S15.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to be a christian

Ok. So, step 1, confess jesus as my personal saviour, step 2 eat meats and chicken, step 3 become un-Australianismist

How do I do the confession part? Does it have to be done in a cherch?

Step one, learn to spell. Step two, Tithe via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Step three, study the KJV1611 Bible. Step four, stop mocking Jesus.

[Spazo the Troll]

Re: I want to be a christian

Ok. So, step 1, confess jesus as my personal saviour, step 2 eat meats and chicken, step 3 become un-Australianismist

How do I do the confession part? Does it have to be done in a cherch?

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: I want to be a christian

Of course not! The Bible instructs us to obey secular law. That will change of course once Huckabee is President (Hopefully if Jesus is on your side).

Friend, I believe you have the potential to be Saved®. First you must drop all of this Liberal nonsense you've been spewing on our forum (i.e. vegescarianism), and second, confess Jesus as your Personal Lord and Savior. That would be a right step in the direction and we at Landover may start taking you more seriously.


Remember, God won't turn his back on you, until it's too late. You may die tomorrow so it's not too late to repent! Who knows? He may forgive your vegan Australianism if you make a change for the better...

[Spazo the Troll]

Re: I want to be a christian

They still stone people to death?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I want to be a christian

Wow, really? Does that mean you can kill people and god will not say a word?

No, it means a TRUE Christian would not kill someone since it is a sin. If you are wondering about law breakers getting stoned to death they kill themselves when they break the law.

[Spazo the Troll]

Re: I want to be a christian

Screech, I suggest you take a tour of the forum and read some of the other threads. You will find that nearly all of your questions are answered.

In short:

God hates sinners AND sin.

All sinners will be cast into eternal Hellfire at Judgment Day.

The only way to avoid damnation is through Jesus.

Those who are Saved® True Christians™ are no longer able to sin.

Sinning means disobeying any part of God's Word, the Holy King James Bible.

You may look at the Bible in a Year section of this very forum (a subforum of the Teaching His Word section) for guidance from Brother V in your Bible study.

Wow, really? Does that mean you can kill people and god will not say a word?

[Brother V]

Re: I want to be a christian

Oh ok, which passage in the bible says that? I'm having trouble understanding you guys.

Is it 'cos it's a manly thing to do? There are lots of other manly things that I do but I'm not sure if God allows them.

1 Timothy 4:2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

3Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:

Vegatarianism is a doctrine of the devil!

Additionally, when Peter had the dream of foods becoming clean:

Acts 10:13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

The voice didn't say "Rise, Peter; cultivate, and eat." It clearly stated kill, which is what you have to do to eat meats.

YIC
V

[JennyD]

Re: I want to be a christian

That doesn't stipulate that homosexuality is wrong, it says you shouldn't sleep with either men or women. Maybe you haven't given me the whole reading, I'm probably hearing it out of context.

Screech, I suggest you take a tour of the forum and read some of the other threads. You will find that nearly all of your questions are answered.

In short:

God hates sinners AND sin.

All sinners will be cast into eternal Hellfire at Judgment Day.

The only way to avoid damnation is through Jesus.

Those who are Saved(R) True Christians(tm) are no longer able to sin.

Sinning means disobeying any part of God's Word, the Holy King James Bible.

You may look at the Bible in a Year section of this very forum (a subforum of the Teaching His Word section) for guidance from Brother V in your Bible study.

[Spazo the Troll]

Re: I want to be a christian

Rubbish. God hates fags. Where in the Bible do you find evidence for that filthy lie?


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I guess your teacher told you that while asking you to join him in the toilets?

That doesn't stipulate that homosexuality is wrong, it says you shouldn't sleep with either men or women. Maybe you haven't given me the whole reading, I'm probably hearing it out of context.

[Juliette]

Re: I want to be a christian

my religion teacher told me that god loves everyone, even homosexuals...

Rubbish. God hates fags. Where in the Bible do you find evidence for that filthy lie?


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

I guess your teacher told you that while asking you to join him in the toilets?