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  • Ixi
    Wretched Unsaved Goth
    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
    • Sep 2006
    • 844

    #31
    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

    And how do you know that?
    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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    • Jesus is Lord
      Devout seeker of the Truth™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 639

      #32
      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
      And how do you know that?
      The Bible tells us so and we have faith, that's how.
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #33
        Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
        And how do you know that?
        Icky, you don't even see the irony, do you?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #34
          Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
          Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
          Icky, Wicca was made up by a guy about 50 years ago. It isn 't thousands of years old.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #35
            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
            Oh, please.
            Just like Pastor Pistle pointed out; Wicca isn't old.
            It was invented by some homer some 50 years ago, a homer influenced by satan (and LSD) I might add.


            I also believe Jesus is Lord is correct, that tickle you feel is only a demon having his way with you.
            In short, you're being deceived by the devil, cause no matter if he's wearing a dress or not, he's still the devil.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #36
              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

              Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
              Witch hunting season started with a bang and a thud this year for old Wash. As I was driving to the fish and tackle store to get my Witch Hunting Permit I saw a live one walking to the mall (probably to go to hot Topic and by copious amounts of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" clothing) so I made a sharp turn onto the sidewalk and pinned her between my grill and a lightpost. The minor damages to my car (who knew such a fat waste of space could do so much front-end damage to a Land Rover?) were a small price to pay (and were easily covered by the spending money found in the subject's wallet) for keeping the streets free of gothic losers this Halloween. Even though it is against the law to kill a Goth without a permit I know God and the Freehold city Fish and Game commission will look the other way this time seeing my perfect record with them and impecable eye for Goths.
              I hope you get arrested. Have fun with 'Bubba'. And...don't drop the soap...hahaha!
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #37
                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                I hope you get arrested. Have fun with 'Bubba'. And...don't drop the soap...hahaha!
                Arrested for what Friend? Brother Wash did nothing illegal in the Godly State of Iowa.

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #38
                  Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Arrested for what Friend? Brother Wash did nothing illegal in the Godly State of Iowa.
                  Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #39
                    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
                    Not if it's in self-defence it isn't.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #40
                      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
                      Icky, people run over other people with their cars every day, especially their small children, and especially in states which ban abortion. It's not a crime, it's merely an accident.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Jesus is Lord
                        Devout seeker of the Truth™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 639

                        #41
                        Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
                        Attempted murder only applies to trying to kill humans, not animals. It is evident that goths aren't human so how can Brother Wash be charged with murder?
                        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #42
                          Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                          Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                          Attempted murder only applies to trying to kill humans, not animals. It is evident that goths aren't human so how can Brother Wash be charged with murder?
                          For one: Diliberately trying to kill animals is also a crime, I believe this act could also be classified under wreckless endangerment.
                          Secondly: Ask any judge, lawyer, or jury: a goth is still a human and killing one is still homicide. Goths have families and friends too, just like everyone else. They also have great potential in life, depending on what they decide to do with it. Think about it, you're taking someone's life away. You're taking someone's child away. What if a goth killed your child, just because they we're christian? Isn't so funny anymore, is it?
                          Matthew 7:12 "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
                          Exodus 20:13 and Deuteronomy 5:17 "Thou shalt not kill" This also applies to animals.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                          • Student of Landover
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 184

                            #43
                            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            For one: Diliberately trying to kill animals is also a crime, I believe this act could also be classified under wreckless endangerment.
                            Do you eat meat? Animals were deliberately killed so that you should eat meat. And before anybody thinks I'm some kind of hippy vegie lover, I love my meat; the only meal for real men. The only purpose of animals is to be a resource for True Christians

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Secondly: Ask any judge, lawyer, or jury: a goth is still a human and killing one is still homicide.
                            They're obviously liberal scum, otherwise they wouldn't be so stupid.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Goths have families and friends too, just like everyone else.
                            Their families are probably ashamed of them and would thank somebody for removing the embarrasment. Goths don't have any friends besides other Goths, who are of course just as bad.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            They also have great potential in life, depending on what they decide to do with it.
                            The only thing that is worthwhile in life is being a True Christian.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Think about it, you're taking someone's life away.
                            Once again, they don't deserve the dignity of "someone". Something would be a more appropriate term.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            You're taking someone's child away. What if a goth killed your child, just because they we're christian? Isn't so funny anymore, is it?
                            Everybody knows that goths are pasty faced losers who are too weak to hurt a fly.

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Matthew 7:12 "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
                            Exodus 20:13 and Deuteronomy 5:17 "Thou shalt not kill" This also applies to animals.
                            We don't only follow the parts of the bible we like, sinner! We follow it literally, and when it tells us to kill, we kill!
                            Jeremiah.17.15
                            Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #44
                              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                              Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                              Do you eat meat? Animals were deliberately killed so that you should eat meat. And before anybody thinks I'm some kind of hippy vegie lover, I love my meat; the only meal for real men. The only purpose of animals is to be a resource for True Christians
                              Yes, I do eat meat. But trying ti run them down with your car is a criminal act on account of endangering the lives of others (meaning other cars on the road and pedestrians.


                              Goths are obviously liberal scum, otherwise they wouldn't be so stupid.
                              A lot of goths are quite smart, and get straight As in school. Others thrive in the writing business with dark romances and so forth. How is that stupid?

                              Their families are probably ashamed of them and would thank somebody for removing the embarrasment. Goths don't have any friends besides other Goths, who are of course just as bad.
                              No parent in their right mind would thank the murderer of their child. You can't discriminate against goths over what you THINK they are.


                              The only thing that is worthwhile in life is being a True Christian.
                              The life must be worthless.

                              Once again, they don't deserve the dignity of "someone". Something would be a more appropriate term.
                              Who are you judge that which you can't even begin to understand?

                              Everybody knows that goths are pasty faced losers who are too weak to hurt a fly.
                              Look who's talking...


                              We don't only follow the parts of the bible we like, sinner! We follow it literally, and when it tells us to kill, we kill!
                              Then literally, you're going to Hell, because killing someone is against the Ten Commandments. The bible never tells you to kill anyone, nor does it even have the word 'goth' in it. Atleast concerning the king james version.
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • Enobarbus
                                Professor of English Landover University
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3496

                                #45
                                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                Then literally, you're going to Hell, because killing someone is against the Ten Commandments. The bible never tells you to kill anyone, nor does it even have the word 'goth' in it. Atleast concerning the king james version.
                                Oh, don't talk absurd nonsense. The Bible tells us to kill witches, homosexuals, unruly children, the enemies of God, etc -- you haven't read it, have you?
                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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