[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Aha Dancerwitz,

Until you mentioned sitting shiva, I did not even realize you were a sheeny! That explains why you do not believe in Jesus. Ann Coulter recently commented that if jews became "perfected" and accepted Jesus Christ, America would be a better place. Why even our next President, John McCain, refers to the US as a "Christian nation".

I do not know whether LBC has a specific ex-yehudi outreach. I am an Anglican and several Pastors have offered to counsel me one on one. Remy LeBreau is in charge of the ex-negro program. I imagine that any semite (sand nigra) would be eligible for admission. Generally, all Remy needs are a couple of candid Polaroids to make a decision.

I said DANCING Shiva, not sitting shiva - they are two very different things. And as I've told you before, I'm not Jewish, never have been. I'm not interested in joining any of LBC's "ex-" programs. And if you think I'm going to send pictures of myself to these folks, you're nucking futs.

[Roberta]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

The Dancing Shiva avatar is the one I chiose. Your mods changed it to the woman in the Renaissance gear.

Aha Dancerwitz,

Until you mentioned sitting shiva, I did not even realize you were a sheeny! That explains why you do not believe in Jesus. Ann Coulter recently commented that if jews became "perfected" and accepted Jesus Christ, America would be a better place. Why even our next President, John McCain, refers to the US as a "Christian nation".

I do not know whether LBC has a specific ex-yehudi outreach. I am an Anglican and several Pastors have offered to counsel me one on one. Remy LeBreau is in charge of the ex-negro program. I imagine that any semite (sand nigra) would be eligible for admission. Generally, all Remy needs are a couple of candid Polaroids to make a decision.

[JennyD]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

I would never allow myself to be chained to anything, nor would I tolerate being made to live in a doghouse.
I don't need your hotel - I have a home with a garden and wi-fi, I cook quite well, and can eat in any room of my house I choose. And I don't live with the Bronze Age superstition that menstruating women are poisonous.

Nobody said we were poisonous during our time, silly. We are and we make others (religiously) unclean during our time.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Good morning Dancer,

What happened to your "fat broad with a dot" avatar?

Just wondering.

Robbie

The Dancing Shiva avatar is the one I chiose. Your mods changed it to the woman in the Renaissance gear.

[Roberta]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

I would never allow myself to be chained to anything, nor would I tolerate being made to live in a doghouse.
I don't need your hotel - I have a home with a garden and wi-fi, I cook quite well, and can eat in any room of my house I choose. And I don't live with the Bronze Age superstition that menstruating women are poisonous.

Good morning Dancer,

What happened to your "fat broad with a dot" avatar?

Just wondering.

Robbie

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Hey, if you would prefer to be chained to a Dogloo in your backyard under the blazing Iowa summer sun instead of relaxing on your private balcony overlooking the gardens, with gourmet meals in your room OR the dining room and the ability to stroll the grounds at will, all with high-speed wireless internet included, then more power to you.

I would never allow myself to be chained to anything, nor would I tolerate being made to live in a doghouse.
I don't need your hotel - I have a home with a garden and wi-fi, I cook quite well, and can eat in any room of my house I choose. And I don't live with the Bronze Age superstition that menstruating women are poisonous.

[JennyD]

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You call it a luxury hotel, but then again, some of your "pastors" call Gitmo a spa.

Hey, if you would prefer to be chained to a Dogloo in your backyard under the blazing Iowa summer sun instead of relaxing on your private balcony overlooking the gardens, with gourmet meals in your room OR the dining room and the ability to stroll the grounds at will, all with high-speed wireless internet included, then more power to you.

I'm pleased to announce that Sister Talitha has reserved the First Lady suite for the grand opening! Thank you, sister, for your patronage!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Um, prisoner?

Sorry, Flogged with Joy, I'll be running a LUXURY HOTEL where women can stay without worry of contaminating anyone during their unclean time, not some disgusting S&M brothel, which is apparently the sort of place to which YOU are accustomed!

You call it a luxury hotel, but then again, some of your "pastors" call Gitmo a spa.

[JennyD]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Never would I pay someone to hold me prisoner.

Um, prisoner?

Sorry, Flogged with Joy, I'll be running a LUXURY HOTEL where women can stay without worry of contaminating anyone during their unclean time, not some disgusting S&M brothel, which is apparently the sort of place to which YOU are accustomed!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

Er, God says that the woman and anyone she touches is unclean. Read your Bible, dear!

I do, actually. But I see that when I offer you a gentle kindness -- making sure that I'd have a space available for you, in spite of your obvious inability to pay standard rates -- you reply with a vicious attack.

Had I not the strength of Jesus to support me, I'd truly be crushed. I hope you're pleased with yourself, you vicious and cruel monster!

I suppose I really SHOULD expect such behavior from non-Christians.

Never would I pay someone to hold me prisoner.

[JennyD]

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Er, God says that the woman and anyone she touches is unclean. Read your Bible, dear!

Don't hold your breath waiting for that unless you look absolutely fabulous in blue.

I do, actually. But I see that when I offer you a gentle kindness -- making sure that I'd have a space available for you, in spite of your obvious inability to pay standard rates -- you reply with a vicious attack.

Had I not the strength of Jesus to support me, I'd truly be crushed. I hope you're pleased with yourself, you vicious and cruel monster!

I suppose I really SHOULD expect such behavior from non-Christians.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

God's Law is a reason for those who wish to enter Heaven.

For heathen trash like you, no, there is no reason for you to not continue to contaminate all around you during your unclean time, since you don't care that you have made them unclean.

No one is contaminated when a woman has a period.

Don't worry, dear, if you're ever Saved©, I'll be sure we find you a spot in the campground behind The Monthly Visitor.

Don't hold your breath waiting for that unless you look absolutely fabulous in blue.

[JennyD]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

There is no reason for a woman not to be able to continue her normal activities while she has her period.

God's Law is a reason for those who wish to enter Heaven.

For heathen trash like you, no, there is no reason for you to not continue to contaminate all around you during your unclean time, since you don't care that you have made them unclean.

Don't worry, dear, if you're ever Saved(c), I'll be sure we find you a spot in the campground behind The Monthly Visitor.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

There is no reason for a woman not to be able to continue her normal activities while she has her period.

Only if she's normally tied to an igloo.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Policy for Menstruating Females in Effect IMMEDIATELY!!

The young woman with the Dogloo doesn't look like she could afford The Monthly Visitor, but she may be able to swing the janitor's closet at the future Don't Drip Inn.

There is no reason for a woman not to be able to continue her normal activities while she has her period.