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  • #196
    Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

    Truly, you are a Godly young lady! I've been praying extra hard for our Forty Niners, as I fear at least two thirds of the team are homosexuals. San Francisco has a way of rubbing off on a guy.
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    • #197
      Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

      That is so terrible!! Half of them being cob swallowers....disgusts me!! I visit a few of the football players each night before a game to help them pray and to spread the word of the Lord. Of course I bring my pie with me so they can each have a slice and I am on my knees praying my hardest for them!!

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      • #198
        Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

        That's so nice! I wish they all could be more like Tim Tebow.
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        • #199
          Reminder that even while corn on the cob season is upon us, it is a Gay Food to be avoided by decent Christian Men and Women.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #200
            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Reminder that even while corn on the cob season is upon us, it is a Gay Food to be avoided by decent Christian Men and Women.
            I think that bananas are the greater threat, but sure.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #201
              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Reminder that even while corn on the cob season is upon us, it is a Gay Food to be avoided by decent Christian Men and Women.
              Amen, dear Sister Mary! Why, the very thoughts of what those homersexualists do with those corn cobs is beyond being revolting! One can only imagine all sorts of naughty pleasure that they receive, with their twisted, perverted desires dictated to them by Satan. And, it looks as though they are very proud of it, too — willingly bragging for all the world to see!



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