[Larry Lee]

Praise God the season of the corn cob has passed over us, much like God Himself passing over the Israelites as He proceeded to smite the Egyptians (Exodus 12:13). HOWEVER! We must not succumb to complacency—Because we have now entered the season of Miscegenous Apple Eating! Our God warns us in Song of Solomon 2:3 that Solomon's buxom colored girl practiced unsavory acts upon Solomon's apples:

"As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."

Solomon resisted each excruciating moment of that girl knelling in his shadow and delighting in the taste of his apples. Only a man of God as strong as Solomon (and Pastor Zeke) could endure such treatment and hold back his hallelujahs until the ordeal was over.... But that's not true of every man.

Brothers, we need to be on the look out for negresses this time of year because the Bible tells us they all have their eyes on your apples.

[Isabella White]

Reminder that even while corn on the cob season is upon us, it is a Gay Food to be avoided by decent Christian Men and Women.

Amen, dear Sister Mary! Why, the very thoughts of what those homersexualists do with those corn cobs is beyond being revolting! One can only imagine all sorts of naughty pleasure that they receive, with their twisted, perverted desires dictated to them by Satan. And, it looks as though they are very proud of it, too — willingly bragging for all the world to see!

[handmaiden]

Reminder that even while corn on the cob season is upon us, it is a Gay Food to be avoided by decent Christian Men and Women.

I think that bananas are the greater threat, but sure.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Reminder that even while corn on the cob season is upon us, it is a Gay Food to be avoided by decent Christian Men and Women.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

That's so nice! I wish they all could be more like Tim Tebow.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

That is so terrible!! Half of them being cob swallowers....disgusts me!! I visit a few of the football players each night before a game to help them pray and to spread the word of the Lord. Of course I bring my pie with me so they can each have a slice and I am on my knees praying my hardest for them!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Truly, you are a Godly young lady! I've been praying extra hard for our Forty Niners, as I fear at least two thirds of the team are homosexuals. San Francisco has a way of rubbing off on a guy.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Oh that is a lot!! I have been on my knees for the football team before, praying for them and their souls!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Pastor Zeke has so much of it to give, I'll bet he could fill up a whole football team!

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Oh my yes!! That would be so wonderful!! I would love to have you both fill me with the word of the LORD!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Maybe we can even set up three-way Web fellowshipping with Pastor Zeke, if his schedule allows!

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Hi Faith, we do have a webcam that daddy keeps locked up. I will have to ask him for his allowance to do so with you. Glory and Praise Faith!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Faith you have no idea how happy I am to hear that!!! I got on my knees and prayed with the Pastor from my church. He had me on my knees for an hour praying for the unsaved!! I asked if it was ok for me to pray that my words did not turn evil as they spilled out. He could tell that my mouth was full of truth! I wish to kneel with you Faith and Redeemed so I can pray as hard as I can. Glory and Praise!!!

Splendid! If you have a Web cam, perhaps we could do some online fellowshipping.

[leviticusluvr]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Satan created in order to deceive the weakest lambs, and seduce them into his evil oral-sodomistic ways.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Eating Corn on the Cob is Training for Oral Sex!

Faith you have no idea how happy I am to hear that!!! I got on my knees and prayed with the Pastor from my church. He had me on my knees for an hour praying for the unsaved!! I asked if it was ok for me to pray that my words did not turn evil as they spilled out. He could tell that my mouth was full of truth! I wish to kneel with you Faith and Redeemed so I can pray as hard as I can. Glory and Praise!!!