Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

[Faith_Machine]

On the surface of things, this would appear to be a really good idea...


Oklahoma GOPer Proposes Bill To Outlaw ‘Aborted Human Fetuses’ In Food

An Oklahoma Republican is pushing a bill to outlaw the use of human fetuses in food, because, as he says, “there is a potential that there are companies that are using aborted human babies in their research and development of basically enhancing flavor for artificial flavors.”

State Sen. Ralph Shortey introduced a bill on Tuesday “prohibiting the sale or manufacture of food or products which contain aborted human fetuses.”

Though he has allowed that he is not aware of this occurring in Oklahoma, or anywhere for that matter, Shortey cited research he did on the internet that claimed that some companies use embryonic stem cells to help develop artificial flavoring...

However, I just wanted to check in with the pastors here and see if you all might be able to clarify one point for me:

What happens if you're an Oklahoma parent and you realize God is chastising you seven times for your sins, as described in Leviticus?

Leviticus 26:28-29

28Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.

29And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

Are you at that point obligated to eat the flesh of your sons and daughters? If so, does this include unborn sons and daughters? If that's the case, I fear this would be another case of secular law interfering with a Christian's ability to obey God's instructions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

You have no idea how glad I am someone has finally tackled this important issue!

Why, just yesterday I swear I tasted fetus in my salsa.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

Um...

How do you know what fetus tastes like!?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

It just goes to show you that if you let the "scientists" experiment with them they will wind up on the menu at your local Chinese restaurant.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

Um...

How do you know what fetus tastes like!?

I went to an atheist pot luck once, trying to witness to them. Their salsa had that same odd, soapy flavor to it; one of them told me it was made with aborted babies, and the soapy taste was the chemicals abortionists use to "frack" a womb!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I went to an atheist pot luck once, trying to witness to them. Their salsa had that same odd, soapy flavor to it; one of them told me it was made with aborted babies, and the soapy taste was the chemicals abortionists use to "frack" a womb!

An atheist pot luck? Yikes, you weren't raped were you?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

I don't even know how to respond to such a horror. I think that if I'd had such an experience, I would probably be in a mental institution to this day. You must be very strong in the Lord.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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An atheist pot luck? Yikes, you weren't raped were you?

Of course not! Perish the thought! Silly woman.

I don't even know how to respond to such a horror. I think that if I'd had such an experience, I would probably be in a mental institution to this day. You must be very strong in the Lord.

Indeed I am, Brother. Indeed I am.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

What are the wiccans going to eat now?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

What are the wiccans going to eat now?

The very few interested in following Godly American laws already have an alternative:

[lukasekman]

Re: Oklahoma Republican seeks to outlaw food containing human fetuses

I suggest banning human beings in food altogether. Or else, chinks can still serve delivered babies. And I don't want to think about people making loopholes, like narrowing the legal definition of "aborted fetuses" to just include those from abortion clinics.

Undelivered human beings are not uncommon in penis-shaped mysterious meat (sausages), although no Christian would ever put such things in their mouth.