[Dr Laurence Niles]

Maybe our Pastors can start a MILF group for those of us who are ON FIRE with our love for the Lord! I want everyone to know what raging MILFs we are!

I'm sure all True Christian (tm) women of Landover are smokin hot MILFs.



Jesus fills me with his love!
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[VictoryOS]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Maybe our Pastors can start a MILF group for those of us who are ON FIRE with our love for the Lord! I want everyone to know what raging MILFs we are!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

If it means 'friend' then you you Mary are definitely a MILF.

I am starting to think that Zebida made an honest mistake about the meaning of MILF. I'm still pretty sure that it doesn't mean what the potty mouth says it means.

YIC

Jack

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

It's Mother I'd like to F***.

Find
Friend
Follow
?

These are sweet. I know when I meet strangers who look at me with that certain, je ne sais quoi, it is because the LORD has led them to me, a True Christian™ who just exudes peace and spiritual strength from her very being. Perfect strangers stop me on the street all the time and ask me to pray for them. The LORD has led many new souls to Christ through my MILFiness.

As the links I posted clearly demonstrate.

I see. But I won't open your links because I will not invite demonic infestation into my soul through my computer or any other way.

I invite you to invite the LORD into your soul. It will change your life.

[amy_fothers, Sceptical Atheist]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Honey, that would be "MILP"

Ahh I see, either a clever edit or a rather silly censor system.
The point still stands though.
It's Mother I'd like to F***.

As the links I posted clearly demonstrate.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Yeah, sadly your son is a liar

MILF means Mother I'd Like to piffle.

Honey, that would be "MILP"

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Well, my mother also seemed mighty pleased when I called her a MILF.
She told me that she enjoyed the compliment, and "would return the favor when dad was gone".

I'm assuming she meant she would pray extra hard for me when dad's gone!
Who says no good deed goes unpunished?

[Mr. Jones]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Proverbs 14:5
A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

I will not click on your link. I don't need to, my son would not lie to me. You should be ashamed of yourself,

YIC

Jack

I will not be ashamed for having different beliefs than you. However, it is only a word, and I shall dismiss the topic as minor and this debate as uneccesary.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Sorry I'm just going off the source that the high schoolers have been caught on, here.

Proverbs 14:5
A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

I will not click on your link. I don't need to, my son would not lie to me. You should be ashamed of yourself,

YIC

Jack

[Mr. Jones]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Ecclesiastes 10:13 The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.

HOW DARE YOU! My son Zebida does not use language like that!

He is a good Christian who respects his father and loves and fears the Lord.

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

I suggest that you check your sources.


YIC

Jack

Sorry I'm just going off the source that the high schoolers have been caught on, here.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

I believe your son has been decieving you. I teach high schoolers, and I have heard them say this term before. Apparantly, (according to high schoolers) a MILF is a "Mom I'd like to (expletive removed)".Maybe that is why you were getting awkward looks. Or maybe the high schoolers who have been influenced by Satan are changing the meaning!

Ecclesiastes 10:13 The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.

HOW DARE YOU! My son Zebida does not use language like that!

He is a good Christian who respects his father and loves and fears the Lord. I have made sure of that.

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

I suggest that you check your sources.


YIC

Jack

[Mr. Jones]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

I believe your son has been decieving you. I teach high schoolers, and I have heard them say this term before. Apparantly, (according to high schoolers) a MILF is a "Mom I'd like to (expletive removed)".Maybe that is why you were getting awkward looks. Or maybe the high schoolers who have been influenced by Satan are changing the meaning!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Does that make me a PILF?

'Pastor Is Lord's Favorite' .

I would say you are a so. In fact as you get so angry with the trash we have to deal with I would say you are a raging PILF.

GLORY!

Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Does that make me a PILF?

[Little Donkey]

Re: Sarah was a MILF

Not that I can judge a man by his appearance, because I'm not gay, but if I were to guess I'd say Rick Perry is more of a MILF than Newt Gingrich. Rick Santorum also seems like he has been bathed in the Lord's Favor.