God hates grocery stores!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Fellow Christians, how long must we endure demonic grocery stores? Everytime the wife and I enter a grocery store, I am appalled by the blatant attempt of grocers to destroy Christian family values and cause marital distress by their obvious smear on white mens genitals. Let me ask, do sausages and brats really have to be long and round? This Christian is sick to his stomach to walk down the deli isle and see humoungous summer sausages hanging in my face everywhere. With todays technology it would be simple to make hot dogs and brats square or really just about ANY other of the hundred possibilities, but grocers, in a ploy to sway our women into the beds of the darkies, subtly push huge, dark, massive girth shapes.
Ever notice how quiet your wife gets when walking in the meat section? That's because she is being enticed by the seductive displays of larger than (white) life hanging meat. Everytime I walk down the meat isle, I instantly am reminded of my satanic, pre-Jesus days of gay bars, rest areas and gay bath houses. Everytime I hear Mr Santorum speak, I pray that he will bring up this marriage destroying issue with the American public and push for immediate legislation to end this madness, but so far, sadly, no one has stepped up to the plate.
I am currently trying to develope an extrusion press to force deli meats into triangles and squares, but due to an injury to myself while testing the press, I was hospitalised for several weeks with, what doctors called, "a very unique problem". Praise and Glory!

[John Scopes]

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Fellow Christians, how long must we endure demonic grocery stores? Everytime the wife and I enter a grocery store, I am appalled by the blatant attempt of grocers to destroy Christian family values and cause marital distress by their obvious smear on white mens genitals. Let me ask, do sausages and brats really have to be long and round? This Christian is sick to his stomach to walk down the deli isle and see humoungous summer sausages hanging in my face everywhere. With todays technology it would be simple to make hot dogs and brats square or really just about ANY other of the hundred possibilities, but grocers, in a ploy to sway our women into the beds of the darkies, subtly push huge, dark, massive girth shapes.
Ever notice how quiet your wife gets when walking in the meat section? That's because she is being enticed by the seductive displays of larger than (white) life hanging meat. Everytime I walk down the meat isle, I instantly am reminded of my satanic, pre-Jesus days of gay bars, rest areas and gay bath houses. Everytime I hear Mr Santorum speak, I pray that he will bring up this marriage destroying issue with the American public and push for immediate legislation to end this madness, but so far, sadly, no one has stepped up to the plate.
I am currently trying to develope an extrusion press to force deli meats into triangles and squares, but due to an injury to myself while testing the press, I was hospitalised for several weeks with, what doctors called, "a very unique problem". Praise and Glory!

Sir, you are what could be termed the Classic Poster Child© have you procreated ?

[Little Donkey]

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Friend, the sausages are just the tip of the iceberg. Look at how deeply the homosexual liberals have penetrated.

[VictoryOS]

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You may be onto something. The grocers are possibly taking part in the LIEberal agenda to water down the White race with the negro blood. By making the women overweight, they make them more attractive to the bucks.

Ever since I put on this little bit of weight due to my diabetes, I've noticed colored men leering at me in public. I know they want to get their nasty black hands on me. There's one thing the coloreds can't resist, and that's a pretty white face attached to a moderately sized rear-end.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Is Super Wal-Mart considered a grocery store? I always considered them most GODLY, well, except all the filthy dirty Messicants kids running amok.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've never been in a grocery store in my life. I have people who do that for me.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I've never been in a grocery store in my life. I have people who do that for me.

If it's your wife or girlfriend that does your 'meat' shopping, then you are being used by the devil's partner, the corner grocer. Why any man of God would ever enter a grocery store is beyond me. If I wanted giant, dark, hanging meat everywhere I looked, I never would have left the Navy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Fellow Christians, how long must we endure demonic grocery stores? Everytime the wife and I enter a grocery store, I am appalled by the blatant attempt of grocers to destroy Christian family values and cause marital distress by their obvious smear on white mens genitals. Let me ask, do sausages and brats really have to be long and round? This Christian is sick to his stomach to walk down the deli isle and see humoungous summer sausages hanging in my face everywhere. With todays technology it would be simple to make hot dogs and brats square or really just about ANY other of the hundred possibilities, but grocers, in a ploy to sway our women into the beds of the darkies, subtly push huge, dark, massive girth shapes.

Brother, I'm not sure I understand your concern. Are you suggesting that white men are supposed to be small . . . down there?

I've never heard of such a thing.

Oh!

Well, Brother, I'm sure the good Lord has blessed you in innumerable other ways, right?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Yea-tho Lest anyone not take seriously your warning about grocery stores having the devils' sex symbols everywhere, last week one of the late night liberal talkers put a condom on a banana.

In addition to those items in the meat department and bananas, I get embarrassed walking by jars of pickles.

Really, there is no reason why these suggestive items have to be displayed to the public. They can be in a back room, or in cans, so children cannot see them.