[Noah Sole]

Re: My wife has vanished.

What sort of oven is it, I can ask my wife - she's good with that sort of thing.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Any news on your car or have you simply put in an insurance claim and written it off?

Well, I have some more news. My wife's sister in law called with a so called message from my treacherous wife.

Apparently she does not even want the car she just needed it to get back to her parents in Surrey and I can come and get it whenever.

It seems she wants to disolve our marriage and has already 'taken steps', what ever that means.

The deal is I let her go with out a fuss and I get to keep the 1997 VW Polo worth £800.

I'm thinking that £800 could get me more than a few months service from a house keeper (as long as I go with Pole (I've heard they are hard working and very servile)).

But now I have to take a day off work to go and pick the damn thing up from bloody Surrey and look at her stupid crying face again!

Today really has been a mixed bag.

I better figure out this oven.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Any news on your car or have you simply put in an insurance claim and written it off?

[Roberta]

Re: My wife has vanished.

As a good Christian it is our my to care for other people, especially women who have most likey been victimised by their husbands.

Christians love and respect all people, you know? He seems more bother about his bloody car than her feelings!

Maybe a more considerate attitude?

Me thinks another of you lot, Laurence. What's wrong with the women in the UK?

[Noah Sole]

Re: My wife has vanished.

As a good Christian it is our my to care for other people, especially women who have most likey been victimised by their husbands.

Christians love and respect all people, you know? He seems more bother about his bloody car than her feelings!

Maybe a more considerate attitude?

She was the one that left! The car had no choice in the matter.

By the way your spelling is appalling.

All the best

[Thinks Design]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I really don't think any of us likey your busybody attitude. Why do you think this is any of your business?

As a good Christian it is our my to care for other people, especially women who have most likey been victimised by their husbands.

Christians love and respect all people, you know? He seems more bother about his bloody car than her feelings!

Maybe a more considerate attitude?

[Roberta]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

A woman is most likey in serious trouble and you're offering to commit her: is that even legal where you come from?

I really don't think any of us likey your busybody attitude. Why do you think this is any of your business?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My wife has vanished.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

A woman is most likey in serious trouble and you're offering to commit her: is that even legal where you come from?

So you'd rather leave an obviously deluded woman to spiral down into a state where she doesn't care about going to Hell? Are you some kind of sicko?

[Thinks Design]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Just a suggestion, Brother Niles, but if it helps I can sign the forms for a Section 2 comittal? I don't doubt it would be inconvenient her being "in care" for a while but it may well cut down on any future problems.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

A woman is most likey in serious trouble and you're offering to commit her: is that even legal where you come from?

[Catherine Moore]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Just a suggestion, Brother Niles, but if it helps I can sign the forms for a Section 2 comittal? I don't doubt it would be inconvenient her being "in care" for a while but it may well cut down on any future problems.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: My wife has vanished.

You know what they say, when the LORD closes a door, He opens a window! Oh Brother Niles, this is a little exciting for a romantic like me! Just think, right now the good LORD may be preparing the arrangements for setting you up with a new, younger, prettier, obedient, and fertile True Christian™ Mrs. Niles!

Well that certainly is a better way to think about this annoying situation. I imagine a younger, prettier less talkative wife would be many times less annoying what my currents 'spouse errant'.

I may just swing by the Christian Singles forum!

I do want the car back, though.

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My wife has vanished.

You know what they say, when the LORD closes a door, He opens a window! Oh Brother Niles, this is a little exciting for a romantic like me! Just think, right now the good LORD may be preparing the arrangements for setting you up with a new, younger, prettier, obedient, and fertile True Christian™ Mrs. Niles!

[Didymus Much]

Re: My wife has vanished.

...by the way why do you have little icons saying you are a hippie and an evolutionist?...

Because I am a hippie and an evilutionist (according to these people).

... + where did all those red bars come from?

The little red box fairy.

[Dorothy]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Bored = "feeble attempt to save face after running out of cheap potshots that are solely grounded in my complete lack of knowledge of Christianity, and religion in general" in your language?



That's what happens when someone is about to be banned for being an ignorant, boring troll.

I'm bored because I'm bored and none of you have made a joke so far :\ & that isn't the definition for bored... I have no idea where you get that from, by the way why do you have little icons saying you are a hippie and an evolutionist? + where did all those red bars come from?

[Didymus Much]

Re: My wife has vanished.

Sorry i got bored of your argument :\ ...

Bored = "feeble attempt to save face after running out of cheap potshots that are solely grounded in my complete lack of knowledge of Christianity, and religion in general" in your language?

...on the bright side ooh my name is now pink

That's what happens when someone is about to be banned for being an ignorant, boring troll.