[Justina Thyme]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

I would like to point out that your avatar is a perfect indictment of the lie of EVILution, Sister Justina. If we came from monkeys, how could one fit on your shoulder?!? It would be impossible as we'd be the same size as monkeys, and there wouldn't be any monkeys left anyway!

It is indeed, Sister M&M, and I sometimes use Timmy and Tommy as teaching tools for children--on their good days, that is, when they're not being regular little tools. They are a perfect living example of certain points in Scripture where "science" disputes the Word of God vis a vis the creation of the world and all its creatures. The children grasp the difference immediately by the hand-on method. It is a true joy to watch a child's face light up with the glow of divine knowledge as received through God's Holy Word! Praise!

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

The theory of evolution doesn't say that we came from monkeys, it says that apes, monkeys, and human beings had a common ancestor.

And the monkeys that Justina keeps as pets are only one of many species, some of which are about the same size as people.

common ancestor - yeah, right: amoeba and protozoa, little slimey godless microcosms of filth that live in mudholes. I think not, this is exactly the type of foolishness that you and I discussed in the Quaker/Terrorist thread about why women get smacked around by their Godly, KJV reading husbands.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

So why not just marry a monkey if they're our cousins? Is that what it's all about, wanting to fornicate with orangutans? I knew EVILutionists are sick, but I had no idea just how sick!

First of all, I didn't say that they were our cousins. I said that we have a common ancestor.

And if an orangutan were my cousin, I definitely wouldn't want to marry it. You may advocate incest, but I don't.

I prefer to limit my sexual encounters to members of my own species.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

The theory of evolution doesn't say that we came from monkeys, it says that apes, monkeys, and human beings had a common ancestor.

And the monkeys that Justina keeps as pets are only one of many species, some of which are about the same size as people.

So why not just marry a monkey if they're our cousins? Is that what it's all about, wanting to fornicate with orangutans? I knew EVILutionists are sick, but I had no idea just how sick!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

I would like to point out that your avatar is a perfect indictment of the lie of EVILution, Sister Justina. If we came from monkeys, how could one fit on your shoulder?!? It would be impossible as we'd be the same size as monkeys, and there wouldn't be any monkeys left anyway!

The theory of evolution doesn't say that we came from monkeys, it says that apes, monkeys, and human beings had a common ancestor.

And the monkeys that Justina keeps as pets are only one of many species, some of which are about the same size as people.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

I would like to point out that your avatar is a perfect indictment of the lie of EVILution, Sister Justina. If we came from monkeys, how could one fit on your shoulder?!? It would be impossible as we'd be the same size as monkeys, and there wouldn't be any monkeys left anyway!

Good point. Maybe we should start offering a prize for any evilutionist who can defend their theory by carrying their granddaddy on one shoulder. Except we should make the terms and conditions totally watertight, to stop those amoral scum from finding a way to use their "science" to shrink their own grandparents, just to try and swindle Christ.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

I would like to point out that your avatar is a perfect indictment of the lie of EVILution, Sister Justina. If we came from monkeys, how could one fit on your shoulder?!? It would be impossible as we'd be the same size as monkeys, and there wouldn't be any monkeys left anyway!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

I believe you'd want a crypto-biologist for that, Sister!

Right you are, Sister Jenny! I used "exo" because I was thinking that he really does not belong on God's green earth, but the correct term is indeed "crypto" because is certainly is an unknown, um, whatever.


Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?
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Originally Posted by Justina Thyme
Purina makes a Monkey Chow, so we give them that plus assorted fruits and veggies. I sometimes think they each ought to weigh about 150 pounds, the way they pack it away!

Oh, too funny. Purina makes a veggie dinner for monkeys? That is good news. They are herbivores.old

Yes, Purina makes several different "chows" for zoos, and Monkey Chow is one of them.

I'm very glad they're herbivores! As you can see from my picture, I do enjoy carrying them about, and I play with them as often as I can. However, a couple of years ago, there was an unfortunate incident in which Timmy (or Tommy) nearly tore half of my face off. I startled him, you see, and I was wearing a new outfit and a new pair of sunglasses so he couldn't recognize me by scent. At any rate, the plastic surgery bill was horrendous... but I did learn my lesson: If you want to play with your monkey, be open about it!

[Seeker]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Purina makes a Monkey Chow, so we give them that plus assorted fruits and veggies. I sometimes think they each ought to weigh about 150 pounds, the way they pack it away!

Oh, too funny. Purina makes a veggie dinner for monkeys? That is good news. They are herbivores.

[JennyD]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Originally Posted by Talitha
I thought it was Michael Jackson

A natural mistake, Sister T, but these monkeys are way better looking than him. Plus their noses aren't falling off and they get regular veterinary attention, which is more than that boy-lovin-... what is he, anyway? Any exo-biologists around here?

I believe you'd want a crypto-biologist for that, Sister!


Welcome back, Brother Hammer! I believe the person you're looking for is a copypasta fan named "aenema".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Where are all the unclean? Where are the multitudes of spunk-gargling filth? Is it possible that the forums have been cleansed of evil in my absence?? GLORY!!

Does this link work for you?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Yes very adorable. For real? What do you feed them?

Purina makes a Monkey Chow, so we give them that plus assorted fruits and veggies. I sometimes think they each ought to weigh about 150 pounds, the way they pack it away!

[Talitha]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Where are all the unclean? Where are the multitudes of spunk-gargling filth? Is it possible that the forums have been cleansed of evil in my absence?? GLORY!!

Sadly not Brother Hammer. We still get all kinds of filth polluting God's favorite Forum. Perhaps your presence here again has scared them off.

You'll have to excuse the others Posting replies in this Thread as two of them are mere empty headed females (although very suitable for breeding) and the other is a Heathen Australasian we recently brainwashed converted.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Where are all the unclean? Where are the multitudes of spunk-gargling filth? Is it possible that the forums have been cleansed of evil in my absence?? GLORY!!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Are you content to spend all eternity as satan's hand-puppet?

Might you have missed this one, Sister?

Sister Noddy, but I did see that one and since I am not an fan of Mr. Springer's (he is the "Jerry!!" to whom the sign refers, yes?), I would much prefer a generic version.

Many thanks for looking, though.