Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

[SUV]

I'm sure it will automatically be given as a vote to God's Own Party, the Republicans.

Of course, we Ladies cannot be expected to do anything so Base as to put on trousers and go vote like a Man, but we can do our part by hanging around outside our polling places and shrieking, "Jesus is Lord!"

Fellow Republicans will feel Empowered, and cowardly demonrats won't dare come closer. Especially if we bring high-powered, screechy bullhorns. (Like I say: Fellow Republicans will be used to this sort of thing and won't even flinch.)

Let the fun begin!!!

SUV

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

I'm sure it will automatically be given as a vote to God's Own Party, the Republicans.

Of course, we Ladies cannot be expected to do anything so Base as to put on trousers and go vote like a Man, but we can do our part by hanging around outside our polling places and shrieking, "Jesus is Lord!"

Fellow Republicans will feel Empowered, and cowardly demonrats won't dare come closer. Especially if we bring high-powered, screechy bullhorns. (Like I say: Fellow Republicans will be used to this sort of thing and won't even flinch.)

Let the fun begin!!!

SUV

You ladies just make sure that you ask your husbands or fathers how to vote. I have always been opposed to female voting, but if it doubles up a man's vote I guess it can't hurt.

You ladies be sure and write down, what your man says, 'cause Lord knows that you can't remember anything important if it's not on a shopping list...

[Rev_Rob]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

That's right! Vote for JESUS!!

JESUS IS LORD!!

Beat the SINNERS with the Jesus stick!

Praise God!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

Dear fellow True Christians™:

While I'm sure that you will have enough spiritual discernment to look for the (R) after a candidate's name, please remember that there are also ballot questions in many states. If homer "marriage" is on the ballot in your state, please remember to vote God's way on whether unelected liberal activist judges should be allowed to grant homers the special privilege of equality.

In Christ's abundant love,
MSTT

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

Praise Jesus, my brothers.
I am sure that the GOP will be in total power soon.
And then we can ban abortions, ban pre-marrital sex, ban other so-called "religions" (ie Satanic cults), ban homersexuality..

In short, I can't wait for the day when we can institute Biblical law, and George Bush will rule on earth as Jesus does in Heaven.
It will be glorious, just imagine it!
For example, if you see a prancing homer on the street you're allown to kill him on the spot, as Jesus commands us in Lev 20:13.

Glory to God and may all the infidels burn in hellfire!

That's right! Vote for JESUS!!

JESUS IS LORD!!

Beat the SINNERS with the Jesus stick!

Praise God!!

Are you mocking us, homer?

Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.
Proverbs 19:29

That's you, you little f@ggit.
Guard your tongue when talking about our sweet JESUS, lest someone might cut it out.

[Star Finder]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

I was told to vote for the candidates of the

Groping Old Pederast party because they would not interfere with my ritual sacrifice of animals on special holidays.

If they bugger a few young boys or smoke up some crystal meth along the way who am I to object! Sounds like a good addition to the annual Winter Solstice party that's coming up soon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

Friends when you look at that ballet you will see candidates with (D) after their name. That (D) stands for treason of the rankest sort! Those (D) want to surrender this country like a bunch of Frenchmen to Al Quida and then the terrorist will sweep in with their suicide bombings, mandatory abortions and gay marriages! Vote (R) for Freedom!

[SUV]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

I was told to vote for the candidates of the

Groping Old Pederast party because they would not interfere with my ritual sacrifice of animals on special holidays.

Hmmm, that all depends, Hon. Are you here illegally? If so, and if household help is beginning to Peter out in the Homes of God's faithful, perhaps they would let you continue in this manner.

Especially since all Good Republicans/Christian know that animals are Wicked anyway.

[SUV]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

That's right! Vote for JESUS!!

JESUS IS LORD!!

Beat the SINNERS with the Jesus stick!

Praise God!!

Why, Reverend! You seem to have so much potential here....why have our Godly (and hunky!) Pastors declared you "Unsaved Trash?"

Perhaps they will reconsider when they read this posting of yours.

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!

SUV

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

I've already voted three times. It's the only way us oppressed minority voters (White Christian males) can have a voice.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

Praise Jesus, brothers.
As for me, I've also told all my employeers in the states to register and vote Republican.
If they do not do as they're told I'm going to fire them, and evict their families from the apartments which they rent from me.
Nobody has dared defy me yet, and we have a few more votes for the GOP.


Friends, we all know we will have a Republican sweep. The Demoncrats are going to get thrown out.
And if that doesn't happen, then the Demoncrats have tampered with the results!
No other result than total and utter GOP majority will be accepted, as all other results are clearly the result of satans own hand.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

Dear fellow True Christians™:

While I'm sure that you will have enough spiritual discernment to look for the (R) after a candidate's name, please remember that there are also ballot questions in many states. If homer "marriage" is on the ballot in your state, please remember to vote God's way on whether unelected liberal activist judges should be allowed to grant homers the special privilege of equality.

In Christ's abundant love,
MSTT

It's those extra ballot questions that I always find tricky, myself. Is it homer marriage that's bad, and abortion that's good, or the other way round?

[SUV]

Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!!

It's those extra ballot questions that I always find tricky, myself. Is it homer marriage that's bad, and abortion that's good, or the other way round?

Yes, Brother T. And what if I get a hanging chad and everybody in the whole room laughs at me?