Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

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Sorry that we're taking up your precious diddling time to discuss Jesus in art. To make up for it, here's something more your speed. I hope he looks terrified enough for your taste.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Landovarians discussing 'fine art' is something akin to garden slugs discoursing on string theory.


If Jesus actually liked Baptwits he would send you a Bernini or two... maybe the odd Leonardo... But no.


You end up with a brush enthusiast better suited to Maplethorpe than Velasquez.



Bless you, my poker dogs on crushed velvet,
Father Mo



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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

A negro reading?






That's a laugh!

Rev. Green, let's assume in Christian charity that is he studying for the final exam in the ex-Negro ministry.

[Marshall]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

I thought he was a Muslim?

[JennyD]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

A negro reading?






That's a laugh!

I believe that's Morgan Freeman studying a script. Not sure what THAT has to do with Christianity, either.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

A negro reading?






That's a laugh!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Steve is famous for turning his unwanted homer feelings into positive paeans to the hung Savior.

Praise, Brother Larry! These sensitively-wrought paintings by BASH graduate Steve, with their soft lighting and their delicate renderings of our Lord's sacred Body (and especially His Face), do depict our beloved Savior as being very well hung indeed on those crosses.

Good work, Sister Jenny, and kudos to you for fighting the good fight as befits a True Christian(tm) member of the Landover Baptist Church!

[Marshall]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

I typically don't go for flowers or paintings of anything other than racecars or tractors but a few of those on that site seem almost okay to me.

[JennyD]

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It occurs to me that I could have left that pervert Gary a link to Landover, that he might learn the error of his depraved ways.

[Larry Lee]

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Brother Larry, I was so eager to see New Christian Art that I clicked myself right over to the website, to be confronted with this!



Well, leave a comment I certainly did!

Sister, you read my mind on that one.

[JennyD]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Brother Larry, I was so eager to see New Christian Art that I clicked myself right over to the website, to be confronted with this!



Well, leave a comment I certainly did!

Jenny D, OR2008-03-25 [20:42:45]Gary -

This is a lovely, absolutely lovely painting. However, as we all know, Georgia O'Keefe also painted the reproductive organs of flowers as a symbol for the human cooter. What place exactly has a painting of a cooter-by-proxy in a Christian art exhibit?!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Praise Jesus, I've found a birthday present for Pastor Zeke!

[Larry Lee]

Brothers and Sistern, The winners of the 2007 National Christian Art Competition (NCAC) have been announced!

So much Christian art on one website really takes your breath away and elevates your spirit, Praise God!

Here's where you can view the exhibit yourself: http://www.art4god.com/ncac_07/

Now, for those who don't know, the NCAC is organized and sponsored by Steve Sawyer, a BASH graduate. Steve is famous for turning his unwanted homer feelings into positive paeans to the hung Savior. I mean, just look at these Famous Works of Art painted by Steve:

Clearly, Steve knows that all things work together for good to them that love God.

So, I encourage ALL OF YOU to follow Christ's prompting on your heart and stop by the exhibit, where you can leave a comment by each and every one of the art pieces displayed for God's glory.

(Do it now.)