[Justina Thyme]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

I was wondering which of you would give me the chance to point out that a Landovarian put the extra 'pee' in Mapplethorpe!

Bless you, my ductile delusionist,
Father Mo




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Of course you were, Man. Of course you were. old

Need I remind you that lying is a sin, and that this is what happens to sinners?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

It's spelled Mapplethorpe.

I was wondering which of you would give me the chance to point out that a Landovarian put the extra 'pee' in Mapplethorpe!




Bless you, my ductile delusionist,
Father Mo







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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Oh, I thought that was Morgan Freeman.

Me too and it appears to me he is holding the book upside down.

[Joshua Brooks]

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Rev. Green, let's assume in Christian charity that is he studying for the final exam in the ex-Negro ministry.

I have my Ex-Negro Standardized Testing and Honorary White Man Interview with Pastor Fred coming up soon.

Soon to be an Ex-Negro indeed

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm sorry but what decent Christian would ever paint a picture of Barrack Hussein Obama?

Oh, I thought that was Morgan Freeman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is a remarkable work art, but I prefer this other one, by the same artist, which is entitled "Behold I Come Quickly." I think it captures the way LIEbruls, secularists and other homers all harass and torment the Church, which would kick-the-bucket in an instant, if Christ didn't ride up on his charger to save His bride. The painting is a deeply inspiring masterpiece.

I like that one too, Brother Larry, but I take issue with its historical inaccuracy. Jesus should have a sword sticking out of His mouth. It makes me wonder if this "artist" has actually studied scripture, or he's just making it up as he goes...

Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

[Larry Lee]

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I do love this one. I never seen such a clear visualization of Jesus entering a sinner. I dare say He has refreshed her to her very bowls as Philemon 7 calls for

That is a remarkable work art, but I prefer this other one, by the same artist, which is entitled "Behold I Come Quickly." I think it captures the way LIEbruls, secularists and other homers all harass and torment the Church, which would kick-the-bucket in an instant, if Christ didn't ride up on his charger to save His bride. The painting is a deeply inspiring masterpiece.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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I'm sorry but what decent Christian would ever paint a picture of Barrack Hussein Obama?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Rev. Green, let's assume in Christian charity that is he studying for the final exam in the ex-Negro ministry.

In all fairness - he may just be "looking at the pitchers" too.

[Roberta]

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Landovarians discussing 'fine art' is something akin to garden slugs discoursing on string theory.


If Jesus actually liked Baptwits he would send you a Bernini or two... maybe the odd Leonardo... But no.


You end up with a brush enthusiast better suited to Maplethorpe than Velasquez.



Bless you, my poker dogs on crushed velvet,
Father Mo



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This went over my head. Wasn't Mapplethorpe an RC faggot from JYC whom God decided to smite? I understand he was an altar boy at Our Lady of Sows in Queens.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I do love this one. I never seen such a clear visualization of Jesus entering a sinner. I dare say He has refreshed her to her very bowls as Philemon 7 calls for

[Justina Thyme]

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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Landovarians discussing 'fine art' is something akin to garden slugs discoursing on string theory.


If Jesus actually liked Baptwits he would send you a Bernini or two... maybe the odd Leonardo... But no.


You end up with a brush enthusiast better suited to Maplethorpe than Velasquez.



Bless you, my poker dogs on crushed velvet,
Father Mo



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We know about the "art" that you Romanists like, such as this. (Warning: Members of the inferior sex should not click on that link without a Godly True Christian™ male head of household present.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

Landovarians discussing 'fine art' is something akin to garden slugs discoursing on string theory.


If Jesus actually liked Baptwits he would send you a Bernini or two... maybe the odd Leonardo... But no.


You end up with a brush enthusiast better suited to Maplethorpe than Velasquez.



Bless you, my poker dogs on crushed velvet,
Father Mo



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Your' just jealious you don't have an original Jesus winning Nascar like I do.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Glorious Christian art BEGS for your approval!

You end up with a brush enthusiast better suited to Maplethorpe than Velasquez.
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It's spelled Mapplethorpe.