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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Rev. Clement!!

    Rev., I am sorry I am late in making it to your celebration of God speaking through you. God was testing my faith by having a tornado come through. I had to go out and count field hands. I lost a dozen or so in the twister and had to go to Home Depot to get some more. While there, I got you this:


    I hope you like it.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Rev. Clement!!

      A most blessed birthday to you, Reverend!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Rev. Clement!!

          BLESSINGS
          ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY!


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            • Rev. Edward Clement
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1654
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Rev. Clement!!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Rev., I am sorry I am late in making it to your celebration of God speaking through you. God was testing my faith by having a tornado come through. I had to go out and count field hands. I lost a dozen or so in the twister and had to go to Home Depot to get some more. While there, I got you this:


              I hope you like it.
              Well, thank you Brother! These should do nicely in my collection of power tools. The field hands want to use them, but I ttell them that they are only for display purposes for they "must earn their bread by the sweat of their brow"(Genesis 3:19).
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              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                • Rev. Edward Clement
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1654
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Rev. Clement!!

                  Thank you evreyone for the Birthday Blessings(c). Indeed, the Lord has saw fit that many(very) large gifts of hard cash were sent to me, personally, today. Glory!

                  Proverbs
                  10:22 The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.
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                  Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                  Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                  Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                  Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                  Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                  Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                    • Pastor Ed Lowman
                      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                      Always kind and loving
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 1838
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Rev. Clement!!

                      Happy birthday, brother!

                      Your style and grace are surpassed only by your knowledge of Scripture! May God bless you with many more years!

                      Pastor Ed

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