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  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #1561
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    What a great Christmas present to Jesus that this man will be cooking like a ham in the fiery pits of Hell. I never read a single word this heathen sinner wrote and I am proud of it! Praise the Lord!!
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #1562
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Please join me in Praying for the imminent death of THIS nigress to be slow and painful. She should suffer the way she made America suffer from her vile jungle rythms.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #1563
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Is the devil about to call His Unholiness home? Prayer warriors, get busy!

        From The Washington Compost:
        Pope heads into busy Christmas season tired, weak, raising questions about future

        VATICAN'T CITY — Pope Maledict XVI seems worn out.

        People who have spent time with him recently say they found him weaker than they’d ever seen him, seemingly too tired to engage with what they were saying. He no longer meets individually with visiting bishops. A few weeks ago he started using a moving platform to spare him the long walk down St. Peter’s Basilica.
        Here he was in happier times, showing us that whether or not the devil wears Prada, his vicar on earth does:

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        But guess what, Pope Ratsorizzo: When you land in hell, you can click the heels of your ruby slippers together and say, "There's no place like Rome," but it won't work.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #1564
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

          Well? WELL? Has she at least gone blind yet?

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #1565
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Kim Jong iL Dead at 70.

            Kim Jong Il, the second-generation North Korean dictator who defied global condemnation to build nuclear weapons while his people starved, has died, Yonhap News reported. He was 70.

            The news came in a radio broadcast at noon local time, Yonhap reported, citing North Korea’s official media. Kim probably had a stroke in August 2008 and may have also contracted pancreatic cancer, according to South Korean news reports.

            The son of Kim Il Sung, North Korea’s founder, Kim was a chain-smoking recluse who ruled for 17 years after coming to power in July 1994 and resisted opening up to the outside world in order to protect his regime. The potential succession of his little-known third son, Kim Jong Un, threatens to trigger a dangerous period for the Korean peninsula, where 1.7 million troops from the two Koreas and the U.S. square off every day.

            “Kim Jong Il inherited a genius for playing the weak hand and by keeping the major powers nervous, continuing his father’s tradition of turning Korea’s history of subservience on its head,” said Michael Breen, the Seoul-based author of “Kim Jong Il: North Korea’s Dear Leader,” a biography. “We have entered an uncertain moment with North Korea.”
            Lampooned by foreign cartoonists and filmmakers for his weight, his zippered jumpsuits, his aviator sunglasses and his bouffant hairdo, Kim cut a more serious figure in his rare dealings with world leaders outside the Communist bloc.

            Words for Albright“If there’s no confrontation, there’s no significance to weapons,” he told Madeleine Albright, then U.S. secretary of state, in a 2000 meeting in Pyongyang.

            Those words took on greater significance in 2009 as Kim defied threats of United Nations sanctions to test a second nuclear device and a ballistic missile, technically capable of striking Alaska.

            The following year North Korea lashed out militarily, prompting stern warnings from the U.S. and South Korea. An international investigation blamed Kim’s regime for the March 2010 sinking of the South Korean naval vessel Cheonan that killed 46 sailors.

            Eight months later North Korea shelled a South Korean island, killing two soldiers, two civilians and setting homes ablaze. The act followed reports by an American scientist that the country had made “stunning” advances to its uranium- enrichment program

            http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-1...nhap-says.html


            Darn, now there will be no more pictures of him looking at things.



            Enjoy HELL!

            CHOO CHOOOOO!




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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #1566
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Three (potential) deaths of friends of Satan? Hitchens, Jong Il, and the pope? (I assume that the pope is as good as dead...God always sends us these blessing in threes!)

              Is this going to be the best Christmas ever?
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #1567
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                Three (potential) deaths of friends of Satan? Hitchens, Jong Il, and the pope? (I assume that the pope is as good as dead...God always sends us these blessing in threes!)

                Is this going to be the best Christmas ever?
                Only if Patrick Swayze is Resurrected to Die slowly and painfully once again

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #1568
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  First Gaddafi, now KJI—Obongo's clearly in panic mode, trying to assassinate as many unpopular leaders as he can before election time. Ahmadinejad ought to double his guard.
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                  • Dan U. Holier
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1180

                    #1569
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                    Three (potential) deaths of friends of Satan? Hitchens, Jong Il, and the pope? (I assume that the pope is as good as dead...God always sends us these blessing in threes!)

                    Is this going to be the best Christmas ever?
                    It seems it’ll be a very hot Christmas for few with a lot of fun for everyone.
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                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295

                      #1570
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      According to this website, the "Dear Leader" was a miraculous golfer and never went to the toilet. Weird Facts about Kim Jong Il.

                      And these idiot Koreans actually believe this nonsense!!! It is astounding to me that these slants believe these outlandish acts attributed to this dwarfish creep.

                      And now, forgive me for posting a comment totally off thread, but I will be preparing a sermon this Sunday for the children Sunday school on John 21:25. Should be real exciting and a tribute to Jesus on Christmas Day! Come one, come all!
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #1571
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                        According to this website, the "Dear Leader" was a miraculous golfer and never went to the toilet.
                        Well, don't all slants just 'go' in the back yard or outhouse or something like that?

                        Sickening

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                        • Darren Ingram-Myers
                          Liebral Girlie-Man
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 163

                          #1572
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Why do you people hate Kim Jong Il so much? He did a wonderful job of keeping corporate capitalism, western bourgeous culture, and American hegemony at bay.
                          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #1573
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            George Micheal at deaths door from the AIDS related pneumonia.

                            Doctors treating singer George Michael on the 13th floor of the Vienna AKH general hospital say his condition has worsened overnight.

                            He was hospitalised on Monday after a doctor was called to his suite at the Hotel imperial in Vienna's posh first district and diagnosed breathing difficulties.

                            He was taken by ambulance to the city's top Rudolfiner private hospital in the 19th district of the city, where a decision was taken to move him to the main general hospital - the AKH.

                            The hospital refused to say why the star was moved but it is believed it was decided that the singer's condition was so acute that it would be better if he was moved to the AKH - the biggest in Europe and where many of the continent's top medical experts are based because of the advanced facilities it offers for research as well as treatment.

                            The hospital has two skyscrapers, identified for navigating around the huge complex as the red tower and the green tower. He is currently in intensive care on the 13th floor of the red tower as a result of heart problems believed to be caused by the shortage of oxygen caused by his pneumonia.

                            On Thursday afternoon he was fitted into a special full-body bed designed to keep all the pressure off his lungs and to help them to function - so far without any sign of improvement.

                            Head doctor from the nearby Otto Wagner Hospital, Norbert Vetter, said that the reason a person with a lung problem was being treated in the cardiac unit probably lay in the fact that if there was a lung problem - and not enough oxygen being taken into the body - then that could affect the heart especially if the heart had already been damaged in some way. He added in the worst case the heart could cease to function.

                            AKH spokeswoman Karin Fehringer said: "We have no comment to make on this matter at the request of the patient."

                            But a hospital insider confirmed that the singer's condition had worsened. He said: "I have not seen him myself but cardiac specialists and internists are treating him round the clock." Internists specialise in treating adults with multi-system disease problems in hospitals.

                            A spokesman for his management team would only confirm his condition remained "bad".


                            He's Never Gonna Dance Again....

                            ENJOY HELL GEORGE!

                            NEXT STOP..........Zsa Zsa GaWHORE!


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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #1574
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              He's Never Gonna Dance Again....
                              GRID-ridden feet have got no rhythm.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22847

                                #1575
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Here's an interesting story about the godless Slant Kim Jong Il

                                Red skies and stormy seas heralded Kim Jong Il's death, state media says
                                Propaganda organ continues to build up the quasi-religious mystique around North Korea's ruling dynasty


                                Just before North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il died, the skies glowed red above sacred Mount Paektu and the impenetrable sheet of ice at the heart of the mystical volcano cracked with a deafening roar.
                                That would be the Gates of Hell cracking open.
                                At least, that's the official account of the supernatural circumstances preceding Kim's death on Saturday at age 69 , as relayed by the state-run Korean Central News Agency.

                                State media reported on Thursday that he "blocked the howling wind of history" in life and died at a time of abnormally cold weather and stormy seas.

                                Kim, who ruled isolated and impoverished North Korea from 1994 until his death on Saturday, was born on a sacred mountain, the moment foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow, according to the official narrative. Soviet records, however, reportedly indicate Kim Jong Il was born in Siberia.

                                In life, he was extolled by North Korea's fawning media with feats like a miraculous ability to control the weather and several holes-in-one on the golf course.

                                Since the weekend, KCNA has published dozens of English-language stories online with headlines such as "Kim Jong Il's Life Bright as Snow," "Korean People Ardently Yearn for Kim Jong Il" and "Korean People Make Uninterrupted Efforts to Build Thriving Nation."

                                Of his death, KCNA said: "In the morning of December 17 when he was on the train to make a journey of field guidance for the people the temperature was 4-7 degrees centigrade lower than the average, scoring the lowest this winter."

                                The day earlier, it said: "In East and West Seas, the wind blew 10-15 meters per second, causing the waves to rise up to 2-3 meters."
                                None of this garbage happened. Obviously the man was deluded and thought that he was God.

                                We know when The Real God dies (temporarily) because the skies turn dark, the Veil of the Temple is ripped in twain and the dead rise from their graves and walk about.

                                M't:27:51: And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
                                M't:27:52: And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
                                M't:27:53: And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
                                M't:27:54: Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.

                                See that? Truly this was the Son of God - Kim Jong Il claimed none of that but just had his henchmen make something up.
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