[Johny Joe Hold]

You are quite correct, dear Bezukhov. They do all look alike, don't they? Why, when my cook (Beulah-Mae) is not wearing her uniform and apron, I doubt very much that I would recognize her if I passed her on the street!

Wasn't this woman a Senator from California?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Is that Florida Evans from Good Times? Boy that was a fun show that wasn't afraid to show the Negroes in their natural habitat. Now everything has to be Woke This and Woke That and 69% of all cast members have to be representatives of the Gay, Trans, or Furry communities. Blech. Jesus has no time for foolishness.

[Isabella White]

Is that Florida Evans from Good Times? Boy that was a fun show that wasn't afraid to show the Negroes in their natural habitat. Now everything has to be Woke This and Woke That and 69% of all cast members have to be representatives of the Gay, Trans, or Furry communities. Blech. Jesus has no time for foolishness.

Oh, I am afraid that I do not know who that is in the photograph, dear Sister Mary. I have never heard of Florida Evans or that Good Times show. If it was one of those experimental colored shows where they tried to introduce nigras into prime-time television, then I would not have watched it. Goodness, gracious; with all of the decent shows that were on in those days, who has time for that other nonsense?

[Elmer G. White]

Sphen the sodomite pervert penguin has perished. This was inevitable, as this flightless waterfowl chose the gay lifestyle that was endorsed by the human staff of the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium, Austria!

Sphen the gentoo penguin - one half of a world-famous same-sex "power couple" - has died in Australia, aged 11.
He and his partner Magic shot to global stardom in 2018 when they fell in love at the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium, later adopting and raising two chicks.
Their romance has inspired a Mardi Gras float, been referenced in Australia's education syllabus, and even featured in the Netflix series Atypical.
The Sea Life Sydney Aquarium said Sphen had an "immeasurable" impact around the world as a symbol of equality and a conduit for the conservation cause.

As the average life expectancy of penguins is around 20 years, this means that Jesus finally became fed up with these avian antics and decided to send Sphen to Hellfire at an early age. He can have an "immeasurable" impact in there in constant agony. Based on the Bible, we know that in the very near future, many fowl will participate in a feast of devouring the flesh of sinners and sodomites. No such luck for Sphen. While his fellows in species will enjoy Jesus's sweet morsels, they can at the same time observe Sphen's well-deserved suffering in the Bottomless Pit. Glory!!!

Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Thank you, Dr. White, for letting us know this good news. In my humble opinion, God is disappointed with all of us because we let this homer animal live as long as he did. God gave us dominion over all plants and animals. We have guns. When we saw an animal committing sin, breaking God's rules, it was our obligation to do something about it.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Zoos are a waste of taxpayer money. When my nieces and nephews came to visit I took them to the battery chicken farm for a few hours. It's free (good for me) and they saw 1000s of animals (good for them). The chicken were actually doing something - screaming in a panic and whatnot, rather than just dozing in their pens.

[handmaiden]

I don't see how a penguin can be Gay. They have some of the most drab and comfortingly conservative plumage of any animal, Gay parrots, I can believe.

Maybe wearing the penguin got away with being Gay all those years because he was dressed so plain.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Sphen the sodomite pervert penguin has perished. This was inevitable, as this flightless waterfowl chose the gay lifestyle that was endorsed by the human staff of the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium, Austria!
As the average life expectancy of penguins is around 20 years, this means that Jesus finally became fed up with these avian antics and decided to send Sphen to Hellfire at an early age. He can have an "immeasurable" impact in there in constant agony. Based on the Bible, we know that in the very near future, many fowl will participate in a feast of devouring the flesh of sinners and sodomites. No such luck for Sphen. While his fellows in species will enjoy Jesus's sweet morsels, they can at the same time observe Sphen's well-deserved suffering in the Bottomless Pit. Glory!!!

Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Why should I care about some dead penguins? Apparently no one important died this week, other than a British millionare.

[handmaiden]

Why should I care about some dead penguins? Apparently no one important died this week, other than a British millionare.

Wrong. Phil Donahue died this week. He wasn't a good important person, but he was important. God took him out to send a message.

Liberal media types, watch out. It will be your turn soon.

[Elmer G. White]

Wrong. Phil Donahue died this week. He wasn't a good important person, but he was important. God took him out to send a message.

Liberal media types, watch out. It will be your turn soon.

I suppose Mr. Donahue has also made it to Hell intact - only soon not to be intact with tungsten enemas going his way. I was mostly unaware of his antics during his mundane existence, but once he faught over an envelope with Raquel Welch at the Oscar gala. Why would a Godly man fight with a lesser being? Beats me.



Psalms 144:1
(A Psalm of David.) Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Romeo Rovagnati]

If only you told me that animals also count as sinners I would have celebrated the death of a Shiba Inu who became an idol of Gen Z. Good riddance.

[MitzaLizalor]

If only you told me that animals also count as sinners I would have celebrated the death of a Shiba Inu

Shiba Inu? Lhasa Apso? Perhaps you could remind me, what happens if one of your flock marries a Protestant – what's the difference to God?

Ecclesiastes 3:21 – 4:1 Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth? Wherefore I perceive that there is nothing better, than that a man should rejoice in his own works; for that is his portion: for who shall bring him to see what shall be after him? So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on the side of their oppressors there was power; but they had no comforter.
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Phil Donahue died

The condition of a creature having its human bit gouged out (like a wart, thrown down for the cat) yet remaining alive and (eventually) expiring is a moot point because what happens to popes? Do they still have a spirit or has it already done downward to the earth? The magnitude of oppressions served up by their hand was never lessened by the freak Donahue, beyond a feeble critique having no impact whatsoever. So regardless of whether popes have a germ of humanity or are fully vegetable, how much real estate does their empire control? Who paid for it? What doctrines were employed to claw in the funds? And, of zero comfort to anyone affected, which of those doctrines are now repudiated?

[Isabella White]

Well, it's about high time. Sergio Mendes — that Latin singer who gave the world provocative, suggestive "bedroom" music — has kicked the bucket. Almighty — obviously — had had enough of his lustful sounds, luring people to do unthinkable things in the dark. As the title of one of his albums says, Sergio was, indeed, a fool — hill, or no hill!

And, now, that fool is off his hill and on the train to eternal — right where he belongs, and he can forget any hopes of ever seeing Scarborough Fair again!

[handmaiden]

Darth Vader died. I always felt that he was seriously misunderstood.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Darth Vader died. I always felt that he was seriously misunderstood.

Not as much as Darth Sidious. He was a great leader who fought rebellion. If only he was real he could be a great Pope.