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  • lilith
    Night Hag
    • Sep 2006
    • 1232
    #16
    Re: Christmas is coming!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    EVERYONE wanted to make that comment. I just happened to be here when you posted it. I was going to post the original joke but I restrained myself.

    "Just happened to be here"....a likely story!
    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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      • Brother Love
        Yes, THAT Brother Love!
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 403
        #17
        Re: Good News About Christ's Birthday!

        Now I likes the idea of a good STONIN. It be about time to resurrect the Stonin of SINNERS!! I is pickin up a few good size stones rit now and I is goin to use them on any of the ABOMINATION SINNERS who tells me anything but "MERRY CHRISTMAS" and I means it!! I is TIRED of the SINNERS acontrolin ever thing! I is tired of it all and it be bout time for ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS to start STONIN the SINNERS AGAIN jist like they did in Jesus' days.

        My BIBLICAL advise to every true Christian:

        STONE THE SINNER!

        and

        BURN THE WITCH!!

        Now that be the LORD'S JUSTICE and it be bout time for His Justice to return on this HEATHEN world of SIN and DEBAUCHERY!!
        Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

        "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

        "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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          • Rain
            Youthful soldier of Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 86
            #18
            Re: Good News About Christ's Birthday!

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            I am so sorry our Sister Rain has to witness "The War on Christmas" but there is good news; Godly Wal-mart has agreed to replace "Season's Greetings" with "Merry Christmas" and despite the Devilish Democratic coup here in God's favorite country, I do feel many other corporations can be pressured to put Christ back into Christmas!
            Indeed, It makes me so sad to see these liebrals and heathens taking the rightful 'Christ' out of Christmas!!
            Perhaps one day we will obtain our own Wal-mart here in heathen England and we will be able to do away with this blasphemised so-called 'holiday'!!

            GLORY!!

            ~Rain

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              • Brother Love
                Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 403
                #19
                Re: Good News About Christ's Birthday!

                Praise JESUS for you Rain!! You is a TRUE SOLDIER FOR CHRIST JESUS!!

                GLORY!!
                Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2026
                    • 15118
                    #20
                    Re: Good News About Christ's Birthday!

                    Originally posted by Rain View Post
                    Indeed, It makes me so sad to see these liebrals and heathens taking the rightful 'Christ' out of Christmas!!
                    Perhaps one day we will obtain our own Wal-mart here in heathen England and we will be able to do away with this blasphemised so-called 'holiday'!!

                    GLORY!!

                    ~Rain
                    Bad news Rain, we already have.
                    They call them Asda Stores over here.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                      • Rain
                        Youthful soldier of Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 86
                        #21
                        Re: Good News About Christ's Birthday!

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        Bad news Rain, we already have.
                        They call them Asda Stores over here.
                        I've never dared to set foot inside those dreaded 'supermarkets'...they look as if they're full of heathen activities and depravity. They support that liebral 'Hellyween' holiday too!! Sickening!!
                        My dear Brother Love, it is wonderful to see your enthusiam in His name!!

                        ~Rain

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844
                            #22
                            Re: Christmas is coming!!

                            Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                            Seabiscuit?
                            Seabiscuit is awesome!
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #23
                                Re: Christmas is coming!!

                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                Seabiscuit is awesome!
                                Great. Now we discover that Icky and her retarded sisters are into horses. Bestiality is a serious sin, little miss...
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9323
                                    #24
                                    Re: Christmas is coming!!

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Great. Now we discover that Icky and her retarded sisters are into horses. Bestiality is a serious sin, little miss...
                                    Brother, I'm pretty sure Icky thinks 'Seabiscuit' is something make by the Keebler elves.
                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                      • Student of Landover
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 184
                                        #25
                                        Re: Christmas is coming!!

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Great. Now we discover that Icky and her retarded sisters are into horses. Bestiality is a serious sin, little miss...
                                        We should keep her away from Pervie. I hate to imagine what goes on at their "riding clubs"
                                        Jeremiah.17.15
                                        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                                          • Enobarbus
                                            Professor of English Landover University
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 3496
                                            #26
                                            Re: Christmas is coming!!

                                            Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
                                            We should keep her away from Pervie. I hate to imagine what goes on at their "riding clubs"
                                            It beggars the imagination. What has happened to Pervie, by the way, she fled just as I and Brother Temperance were about to refute her nonsense about having predicted this years US congress elections at the time of the Iraq war.

                                            What the silly little cow has done every election since the Iraq war started is predict that the left-wing anti Bush side will win. And she has been wrong every time but the once. (The New Zealand Elections don't count and Labour nearly lost there too!)

                                            On the one occasion out of about 15 when she has been right, she jumps up and down and says -- "look, look, I told you so!"

                                            If you have the opportunity, please pass this on.
                                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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