[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Why is all of this being rehashed again? I thought this whole thread was handed over to the lawyers long ago? It's been TWO YEARS NOW since those allegations were proven false.

If we devote our time to defending all the sick, atheistic, obviously RIDICULOUS attacks on Landover personel, it takes us away from our primary, God-ordained duty.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

I would like to re-deny all of the allegations contained in this video. The person responsible is now committed to the Landover Baptist Institute for the Demon Possessed and Insane.

For life.

PRAISE and GLORY!! Anyone who could believe for one moment that our beloved Pastor Zeke is anything less than the Godliest of men is indeed a DEMON-possessed cohort of satan, the father of lies! The beautiful photographs of him visible to the infidels who invaded and infested these boards were akin to the pearls that were cast before swine!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

I would like to re-deny all of the allegations contained in this video. The person responsible is now committed to the Landover Baptist Institute for the Demon Possessed and Insane.

For life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

I would like to issue an official denial of most of the events depicted in that vile video footage. I have no idea where this horrible pervert got these photos from, but I promise you that what she says is just not true, in the sense that things do not always happen the way they appear at first. I hope everyone on the Board of Pastors understands this, as well as my congregation members. I am especially concerned that these hateful allegations might damage the trust I enjoy from Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Al Pistle.

I will issue a partial explanation of these allegations as Jesus helps me to develop explain them.




Oh right, also sister Thumper, don't believe a word of that liar, ok? Ok.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Nobody can see this thread anymore.

I can see it.

And you're a nobody. Case closed.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

I'll see what I can do...

There. It should be fixed now.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Pastor, can you hide this thread? PLEASE? I don't seem to have the right security profile... PLEASE!

I'll see what I can do...

[Wide-Open]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Yet more proof that you must be in league with Satan, witch!

Pastor, can you hide this thread? PLEASE? I don't seem to have the right security profile... PLEASE!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

I can see it.

Yet more proof that you must be in league with Satan, witch!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

WHAT?!

Which word did you not understand?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

I can see it.

WHAT?!

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Don't f*** with me you silly pole smoking fag. Next I'll expose you.

You'd do well to watch your language queer boy, I think you deserve a boatload of infraction points for this gay tirade of yours. That is actually somewhat like a graven image of Pastor Zeke and that young man will get you smoked by Jesus.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Wow, praise Jesus, I never knew the pastor had such well-defined abdominals, he has certainly been blessed by Baby Jesus with a nice body.

[ItHurtsWhenIPee]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Relax you little shitty queer boy. Nobody can see this thread anymore.

We know where you live. Melbourne eh? Expect a knock on the door soon you MAGGOT!

Don't f*** with me you silly pole smoking fag. Next I'll expose you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pastor Zeke is NOT the Godly Man You Think He Is

Relax you little shitty queer boy. Nobody can see this thread anymore.

I can see it.