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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    God's just punishment

    Anyone here notice how many evil hippie types are dying of cancer? In 2001, Jesus smote Hairy Krishna George Harrison with a brain tumor, followed by eternal damnation. Just last year, environmentalist scum Dan Fogleberg was struck down with prostate cancer. And, of course, Patrick Swayze's pancreas should give out any day now. What a friend we have in Jesus; will Yoko Ono be next? We can only pray.
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #2
    Re: God's just punishment

    Don't forget the Godless homosexual bass player for the Beatles. His token wife died from some sort of female cancer. His second wife was a PeTA cultist and a cripple.
    I'm sure if Lennon wouldn't have been executed he would have died from AIDS or cancer as well.

    The Lord truly does hate hippies.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: God's just punishment

      I'm not sure I agree with Mr. Jingles assertion that Jesus is giving liberals Cancer. I seems like HE has missed far too many liberals because they seem to be taking over our Godly country! Perhaps if we all prayed for our Lord Jesus Christ to give the liberals Cancer and we even made a list for HIM we would have better luck?
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: God's just punishment

        The Lord already smote Lennon and crushed the gay ones spirit so I'm happy. Now if we could pray for the same thing to happen to Rosie Odonnell and Alan Colmes I could die a happy man.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #5
          Re: God's just punishment

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Don't forget the Godless homosexual bass player for the Beatles. His token wife died from some sort of female cancer. His second wife was a PeTA cultist and a cripple.
          I'm sure if Lennon wouldn't have been executed he would have died from AIDS or cancer as well.

          The Lord truly does hate hippies.

          Lennon wasn't executed - he was murdered.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #6
            Re: God's just punishment

            Because executed doesn't mean murdered right?
            Don't you pick nits with me little missy!
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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