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  • tLakota
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    • Dec 2007
    • 206

    #46
    Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

    Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
    Explain this, then.



    THESE MEN WERE STRAIGHT BEFORE THEY WENT TO THAT GAY SKI WEEK-- NOW THEY'RE GAYER THAN RUPERT EVERETT AT A JC PENNY SALE.
    Lol!!! You're funny. You can ski and not go to "gay week". Why would you go to gay week unless you were already gay? That would be like saying that people turn gay watching the opera, or ballet, or musicals, or something like that. Just because one male dancer might 'choose' to be gay, doesn't mean the entire cast is gay as well. Also, there wasn't a story on the linked page, so they may have been gay before they went to gay week(again, why go unless you are, or think you are).
    Willpower rules the world.

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    • irideswitch
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      • May 2008
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      #47
      Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
      Explain this, then.



      THESE MEN WERE STRAIGHT BEFORE THEY WENT TO THAT GAY SKI WEEK-- NOW THEY'RE GAYER THAN RUPERT EVERETT AT A JC PENNY SALE.
      Removed pornographic language -Wash O'Hanley

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      • newschoolers4life
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 2

        #48
        Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

        y wont it let me say words such as lollipop or sunshine.
        Last edited by SUV; 05-18-2008, 08:06 PM. Reason: cussin'

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        • irideswitch
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          • May 2008
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          #49
          Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

          Originally posted by newschoolers4life View Post
          y wont it let me say words such as lollipop or sunshine.
          Because these people are cowards. They like to dish it out but are scared to take the heat.

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #50
            Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

            The only "heat" you sinning ski fags need to be worried about is Hell. There is no skiing in Hell, only endless anal sex with you as the catcher.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • irideswitch
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              • May 2008
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              #51
              Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus
              The Marine Corps does not fight for Jesus. The saying goes something like this.

              They stole the Eagle from the Army, The Anchor from the Navy, and then they stole the Globe from God and have been running the show ever since.

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              • Marshall
                Righteous and Patriotic
                Highest body count at the VFW
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2006
                • 3322

                #52
                Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                More like we TOOK those things and improved them for Jesus. Thats why we kill harder than the other, lesser branches. First in, last out.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • MickQn
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                  • May 2008
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                  #53
                  Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                  Gay, gay, gay! Everything god has put on this earth, this church is making out to be gay without proper reasons to back it up. You claim that soldiers are gay... why? You claim that skiing is gay... why? Let's examine the definition of gay for a minute:

                  ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty (hō'mə-sěk'shōō-āl'ĭ-tē, -mō-)
                  1. Sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
                  2. Sexual activity with another of the same sex.

                  Now, let's examine the pictures that have been posted in which LBC is claiming to be "homosexual:"





                  Hmmm... neither one of these pictures seem to show any "sexual activity" between "two persons of the same sex." It's obivious that this church has misinterpreted the dictionary, now I understand why they have misinterpreted the bible.

                  Just because something wasn't written in the bible doesn't mean that it is wrong, as humans we are entitled to free will and our own judgements. This has been a very entertaing thread - I really get a kick out of ignorant pastors. It almost reminds me of that terrorist religion on the other side of the world - can't agree on anything so all they do is spew hate. There are a lot of churches in this world but it seems like LBC gets the worst publicity, rightfully so. However, it saddens me that they actually think they are doing something productive.

                  Peace,
                  Your friend

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                  • Marshall
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                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3322

                    #54
                    Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                    How dare you compare soldiers to skiers!

                    Sailors maybe...but real soldiers? Thats just wrong.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #55
                      Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                      Originally posted by MickQn View Post
                      I really get a kick out of ignorant pastors.
                      If that isn't an abomination, I don't know what is.

                      It almost reminds me of that terrorist religion on the other side of the world - can't agree on anything so all they do is spew hate.
                      Well, at least we can agree on boodism.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • JawOfAnAss
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                        • May 2008
                        • 313

                        #56
                        Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                        How dare you compare soldiers to skiers!

                        Sailors maybe...but real soldiers? Thats just wrong.
                        I've heard (God forbid) that the secret service guys(and I use that term loosely) engage in skiing during their time in Jackson protecting Cheney.
                        Of course maybe if he rendered justice on his lesbo daughter(hunting trip?), he wouldn't have the devil surrounding him with neon sodomites.
                        Judges 15:16
                        And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                        • SUV
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                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #57
                          Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                          Originally posted by MickQn View Post
                          Gay, gay, gay! ....
                          ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty (hō'mə-sěk'shōō-āl'ĭ-tē, -mō-)
                          1. Sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
                          2. Sexual activity with another of the same sex.
                          SEX, SEX, SEX!!!

                          Don't you know there are Ladies present on this board?

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                          • MickQn
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                            • May 2008
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                            #58
                            Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                            It's spelled "buddhism"... Or was there supposed to be some sorta sarcasm the way you spelled it? Besides, I was talking about muslim extremists. None of you from LBC have yet to explain why the term in the dictionary states something completely different than what this thread is posing... so lame. And to think, I was actually going to give some credit to this church, but they yet again managed to embarrass themselves...

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                            • MickQn
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                              #59
                              Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
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                              Don't you know there are Ladies present on this board?
                              I was having a real hard time deciding who was who on here. Seems like all the talk about "homos" made me forget about women for a second - we can thank all of the pastors for that one.

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                              • Talitha
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                                • Nov 2025
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                                #60
                                Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

                                Originally posted by MickQn View Post
                                I was having a real hard time deciding who was who on here. Seems like all the talk about "homos" made me forget about women for a second - we can thank all of the pastors for that one.
                                I can assure you that all of the menfolk in Freehold have been hand-picked by Jesus and in that respect they are all REAL Men.
                                They have far more important things than Women to think about.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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